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Well if you already bought those pages maybe we could do like split here and see two different endings. If its not too much trouble of course. I just don't want this to end.
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That song may be Weird Al's most brilliant work, perfectly crystallizing ten years of Devo's work into 3 minutes.quote:In an interview on VH1's Behind The Music, Devo's Mark Mothersbaugh stated in reaction to the song that: "I was in shock. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever heard. He sort of re-sculpted that song into something else and... I hate him for it, basically."
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Nov 3, 2015 01:08
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Solice Kirsk posted:Well if you already bought those pages maybe we could do like split here and see two different endings. Applewhite posted:I'm disappointed, but we'd better get into some hijinks in the next sector. The petty, spiteful action we're taking here has an outsized effect on the ending so don't feel like you're missing out. I won't have time to do the planetside branch as well but given how well diplomacy has worked for us in this game it'd probably just end up the same way (but with a few more dead crew). Update Yesterday's completed page:  We can't hit the fleeing ship since it's doing a panic jump. Those are a lot faster (and more dangerous) than regular jumps so there's nothing for us to hit, and screw flying back to Media. We decide to take it out on the homeworld (335):  That's the fourth species we've exterminated, I think, and the second planet destroyed. No crapulence increase but a cost of 10 ENERGY. We're starting to run low on juice now so we could go in for refueling like SuGaBA did for us after Haldus, or try our luck in the next system, or do some other thing that I've forgotten. Here's the manifest: 
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Nov 3, 2015 03:20
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Let's loot the remnants of these idiot space crustaceans, refuel, and hit the road. If time allows I second the idea to leave a message beacon telling the Threshers the planet was polluted and they now owe us two favors.
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Nov 3, 2015 03:39
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's loot the remnants of these idiot space crustaceans, refuel, and hit the road. If time allows I second the idea to leave a message beacon telling the Threshers the planet was polluted and they now owe us two favors. All of this.
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Nov 3, 2015 04:37
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's loot the remnants of these idiot space crustaceans, refuel, and hit the road. If time allows I second the idea to leave a message beacon telling the Threshers the planet was polluted and they now owe us two favors. I want to take a moment and complain that it isn't any fun for the rest of us if an ACTUAL Caiman is allowed to suggest decisions in the thread. I third the suggestion to do all the things this beautiful bastard proposed
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Nov 3, 2015 04:56
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's loot the remnants of these idiot space crustaceans, refuel, and hit the road. If time allows I second the idea to leave a message beacon telling the Threshers the planet was polluted and they now owe us two favors. Agreed.
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Nov 3, 2015 07:15
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+1 to refueling
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Nov 3, 2015 09:42
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's loot the remnants of these idiot space crustaceans, refuel, and hit the road. If time allows I second the idea to leave a message beacon telling the Threshers the planet was polluted and they now owe us two favors.
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Nov 3, 2015 11:04
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's loot the remnants of these idiot space crustaceans, refuel, and hit the road. If time allows I second the idea to leave a message beacon telling the Threshers the planet was polluted and they now owe us two favors.
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Nov 3, 2015 12:48
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's loot the remnants of these idiot space crustaceans, refuel, and hit the road. If time allows I second the idea to leave a message beacon telling the Threshers the planet was polluted and they now owe us two favors. +1 arrogant shitlords for life
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Nov 3, 2015 14:28
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's loot the remnants of these idiot space crustaceans, refuel, and hit the road. If time allows I second the idea to leave a message beacon telling the Threshers the planet was polluted and they now owe us two favors.
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Nov 3, 2015 15:32
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's loot the remnants of these idiot space crustaceans, refuel, and hit the road. If time allows I second the idea to leave a message beacon telling the Threshers the planet was polluted and they now owe us two favors. There is no other viable choice but this.
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Nov 3, 2015 15:49
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Nov 3, 2015 15:54
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's loot the remnants of these idiot space crustaceans, refuel, and hit the road. If time allows I second the idea to leave a message beacon telling the Threshers the planet was polluted and they now owe us two favors. we're in crab country
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Nov 3, 2015 16:35
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I wonder what would happen if the orgasmatron were used on the sexless threshers? Is the sexless attribute innate, or are they just deprived?
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Nov 3, 2015 18:50
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's loot the remnants of these idiot space crustaceans, refuel, and hit the road. If time allows I second the idea to leave a message beacon telling the Threshers the planet was polluted and they now owe us two favors.
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Nov 3, 2015 23:50
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I guess we're looting that planet, leaving a calling card and blowing this popsicle stand. Update real soon (like an hour away I guess)I Greyhound posted:I wonder what would happen if the orgasmatron were used on the sexless threshers? Is the sexless attribute innate, or are they just deprived? IIRC it has the same effect as on any other species. They're probably not really sexless, it's just they're not sexually dimorphic even by human standards and most of the main races call them "sexless" as a sign of contempt or hatred. If you ever play through as the Disco Alliance the robots just refer to them as "Threshers", presumably because they don't care about how organisms go about shooting their DNA at each other (the Orgasmotron works on them as well, oddly)
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Nov 4, 2015 00:18
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Gilganixon posted:I guess we're looting that planet, leaving a calling card and blowing this popsicle stand. Update real soon (like an hour away I guess) You can't be into disco and not understand Boogie Night. 
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Larry Parrish posted:You can't be into disco and not understand Boogie Night. I think the smilie you're looking for is  Update Yesterday's page complete:  We're going to loot, get some energy and leave a calling card before nicking off (148):  And the page where we decide where to go next (173):  It's pretty dangerous to harvest energy if you've lost your supercomputer and you've got a bunch of idiots in your crew, but two things we have on our side are hull points and radiation resistance. We might still get a few console explosions or a crippled subsystem so just keep that in mind. Before we move on: How many days do we want to loiter gathering energy? What small item do you want from the homeworld? (Choose from the list given in your copy of the book if you have/remember it) and Where do we jump to and how fast do we go? We are a bit slower now without SuGaBA but we still have the JO Crystal to speed things up if need be. No changes to the Starship Manifest until we figure the above out but FWIW we current have 52 ship's ENERGY - not enough to get us very far in a hurry. E: Sorry, this might help with figuring things out:  And here's the useful item we have:  We have 8 days to clear out of this bit of space. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Nov 4, 2015 03:45
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How many days and how much energy do we have?
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Nov 4, 2015 03:49
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I choose the Coat of Many Colors for our item if available. It's tricky to use effectively, but it can be a real lifesaver.
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Nov 4, 2015 04:09
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one day for the morons to scoop, punch it to the quiet system gently caress these annoyances there's prob some kind of piss smelling psionic technology that we could recover
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Nov 4, 2015 04:50
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I also vote for one day to gather energy, and look for either the Psionic Amplifier or 10 Foot Pole. And I'm not sure we can pass up a good commercial broadcast - I vote for continuing on to Kitalpha.
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Nov 4, 2015 05:40
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I also vote for one day to gather energy, and look for either the Psionic Amplifier or 10 Foot Pole. And I'm not sure we can pass up a good commercial broadcast - I vote for continuing on to Kitalpha. The 10 Foot Pole is in Kitalpha
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Nov 4, 2015 09:36
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Psionic Amplifier let's overwhelm our enemies with crapulence!
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Nov 4, 2015 09:50
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We should go for the crab people's secret weapon - "The Brown Thought" They never got to use it on us but its a psionic message sent directly into the brains of your foes causing them to poo poo themselves.
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Nov 4, 2015 10:06
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Are we able to activate the Brown Thought, the Orgasmotron, and the cloacaing device all at once? While pointed at ourselves during our next orgy?
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Nov 4, 2015 10:09
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Am i supposed to infer from this that it's basically impossible to get to media while retaining Sugaba in any way? At least that's what 148 and the book structure imply. Continue on
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Nov 4, 2015 10:33
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DmitriX posted:Am i supposed to infer from this that it's basically impossible to get to media while retaining Sugaba in any way? At least that's what 148 and the book structure imply. Yeah you can't retain SuGaBA beyond Media.
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Nov 4, 2015 10:46
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Our ship isn't in that bad of a shape, but holy poo poo are we low on energy. Let's play it save and refuel our energy reserves for two days, then jump out to Kitalpha.
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Libluini posted:Our ship isn't in that bad of a shape, but holy poo poo are we low on energy. Let's play it save and refuel our energy reserves for two days, then jump out to Kitalpha. Two days sounds risky..... I like it!
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Nov 4, 2015 14:54
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2 days sounds fine, it would let our captain have full energy and replenish most of our ship's too. Get The Claw 
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Nov 4, 2015 15:02
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Psionic Amplifier, 2 days of refueling then Kitalpha
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Nov 4, 2015 15:11
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Hogge Wild posted:2 days sounds fine, it would let our captain have full energy and replenish most of our ship's too. Voting for this as well. Then off to Kitalpha to find our Ten Foot Pole. I've been saying our crew lacks polish.
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Libluini posted:Our ship isn't in that bad of a shape, but holy poo poo are we low on energy. Let's play it save and refuel our energy reserves for two days, then jump out to Kitalpha.
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Nov 4, 2015 15:38
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Hogge Wild posted:2 days sounds fine, it would let our captain have full energy and replenish most of our ship's too. Sure. I've always wanted a psionic claw.
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Nov 4, 2015 16:37
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Lets loot CEREBRO, or maybe it was called the psionic amplifier I don't remember. It lets us guess the intentions of an enemy, and even lets us incapacitate an enemy ship officer. However whichever of our bridge crew uses it has to roll for damage since it's not meant to be used by non telepaths.
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WorldsStrongestNerd posted:Lets loot CEREBRO, or maybe it was called the psionic amplifier I don't remember. It lets us guess the intentions of an enemy, and even lets us incapacitate an enemy ship officer. However whichever of our bridge crew uses it has to roll for damage since it's not meant to be used by non telepaths.
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Looks like Kitalpha, 2 days of refuelling (we'll need it to get there in time with any reserves left) and taking Cerebiro/Psionic amplifier (5 votes) The Claw (3 votes) The Brown Thought (2 votes) Coat of Many Colours (1 vote) Will check back and do the usual thing soonish.
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