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Is Jeb going to Budd Dwyer at the convention?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Is Jeb going to Budd Dwyer at the convention? He's not going to make it that far.
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Nov 4, 2015 20:03
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Daduzi posted:British comedian Frankie Boyle wieghs in on the election: Came here to post this. Anyone interested in absolutely vicious satire should read his other columns. They're all UK politics based but are a solid read even if you don't know the full details.
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Nov 4, 2015 20:04
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Is Jeb going to Budd Dwyer at the convention? He's too low energy to pull the trigger so he'll probably hope cancer induced by shaming his dad does the job for him
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Nov 4, 2015 20:04
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I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!
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Nov 4, 2015 20:08
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is this one of those chinese execution vans i heard about
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Nov 4, 2015 20:16
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I was on the fence about ¡Jeb! until I learned that he really loves his pappy. That's what I'm looking for in a presidential candidate, someone who will randomly bring up how much he loves his dad in the most cringe-inducing way possible.
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Nov 4, 2015 20:19
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Maybe some PR guru told him to "just be yourself", and then Jeb! happened.
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Nov 4, 2015 20:22
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H5N1 posted:If this website is going to be about how we sit around and make fun of each other, then I don't want any part of it. I don't want to post just to sit around and see bullying become so dominant that posters are literally in decline in their lives. That is not my motivation. I got a lot of really cool websites I could go visit other than sit around and be miserable, reading people demonize my posting, and my feeling compelled to demonize theirs. 
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Nov 4, 2015 20:23
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I think the "Jeb is self-destructing" narrative is now a fully-fledged self-fulfilling prophesy. The media is going to pick apart anything he says. He's toast.
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Nov 4, 2015 20:29
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Vox Nihili posted:I think the "Jeb is self-destructing" narrative is now a fully-fledged self-fulfilling prophesy. The media is going to pick apart anything he says. My only fear is that this is all an elaborate set-up to distract attention from Rubio so that the latter can approach the primaries undisturbed.
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Nov 4, 2015 20:35
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Phlegmish posted:My only fear is that this is all an elaborate set-up to distract attention from Rubio so that the latter can approach the primaries undisturbed. Rubio'd be easier to go after if he was actually holding, y'know, events. Is he even actively campaigning or is he just Carsoning it up?
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Nov 4, 2015 20:36
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Vox Nihili posted:I think the "Jeb is self-destructing" narrative is now a fully-fledged self-fulfilling prophesy. The media is going to pick apart anything he says. He was self destructing long before the media joined in on this nationally cathartic rear end beating.
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Nov 4, 2015 20:36
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July 21, 2016: Jeb Bush detonates suicide vest while shaking hands with victorious Republican nominee Donald Trump "I kill for my father!" were the last words of the former Florida Governor (63)
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Nov 4, 2015 20:39
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Alter Ego posted:Rubio'd be easier to go after if he was actually holding, y'know, events. Is he even actively campaigning or is he just Carsoning it up? I'm going to keep repeating this until people understand. "Actively campaigning" is begging for money behind closed doors to the Elites feasting on the finest delicacies in utter extravagance as they all laugh at poor people, for both parties. That's what a Presidential campaign is until a few weeks before elections when they just bombard the networks with commercials. Occasionally stage a photo op after the campaign staff kick out all the regular people in a restaurant or city block and let the candidate interact with "regular folk" who have PMC snipers targeting their foreheads from every rooftop in case they speak out badly against the candidate. This is all Hillary and the other "establishment" folks are capable of.
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Nov 4, 2015 20:40
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Smoothrich posted:I'm going to keep repeating this until people understand. Please don't.
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Nov 4, 2015 20:42
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Smoothrich posted:I'm going to keep repeating this until people understand. "Actively campaigning" is begging for money behind closed doors to the Elites feasting on the finest delicacies in utter extravagance as they all laugh at poor people, for both parties. That's what a Presidential campaign is until a few weeks before elections when they just bombard the networks with commercials. Occasionally stage a photo op after the campaign staff kick out all the regular people in a restaurant or city block and let the candidate interact with "regular folk" who have PMC snipers targeting their foreheads from every rooftop in case they speak out badly against the candidate. This is all Hillary and the other "establishment" folks are capable of. I'll be the first to admit that once in a while, Smoothrich's broken clock syndrome means he's right (about the candidates rattling their begging cups, not the sniper part). Contrast this with Trump and Sanders whose idea of "actively campaigning" is holding awesome rallies in stadiums with tens of thousands of people. Although to be fair to Rubio, after his absentee voting record bashing, I believe he took some time off from campaigning to be in the senate to like...do the job he's being paid $180,000 a year to do.
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Nov 4, 2015 20:48
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Alter Ego posted:Rubio'd be easier to go after if he was actually holding, y'know, events. Is he even actively campaigning or is he just Carsoning it up? And you know what, it's working. Just by not embarrassing himself on a daily basis and generally keeping a low profile, Rubio has been slowly rising in the polls. ¡Jeb! is in a death spiral, but the opposite self-fulfilling prophecy could occur for Rubio, where the narrative becomes that he's the reasonable, levelheaded, inevitable candidate that Republicans need to rally behind if they want to have a chance in the general. That's why Trump is now going to try to ruin Rubio's brand the way he did with Jeb, but it could be harder this time.
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Nov 4, 2015 20:49
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H5N1 posted:If this website is going to be about how we sit around and make fun of each other, then I don't want any part of it. I don't want to post just to sit around and see bullying become so dominant that posters are literally in decline in their lives. That is not my motivation. I got a lot of really cool websites I could go visit other than sit around and be miserable, reading people demonize my posting, and my feeling compelled to demonize theirs. sticky this
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Nov 4, 2015 20:54
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Nov 4, 2015 20:56
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so fourth? sounds like the comeback ishappening!
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Nov 4, 2015 20:58
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Phlegmish posted:Trump is now going to try to ruin Rubio's brand the way he did with Jeb, but it could be harder this time. Rubios brand was "lets be nicer to the immigrants" not long ago, and he had to flee from it like his hair was on fire even before the base got horny for the Great Wall of Trump and a national house by house sweep to deport them all.
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Nov 4, 2015 20:58
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Jeb... http://gawker.com/jeb-bush-reliving-emotional-trauma-begging-middle-scho-1740527132
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Nov 4, 2015 21:01
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AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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Nov 4, 2015 21:01
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:I know this has already been posted, but jesus christ this guy sucks at making words come out of his mouth Jeb! 2016 - Pain is a Part of Life
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Nov 4, 2015 21:03
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Darth Windu posted:Jeb... Jeb@Jeb.org is the most Jeb email address possible.
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Nov 4, 2015 21:04
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:I know this has already been posted, but jesus christ this guy sucks at making words come out of his mouth Doesn't he know that the only guy who can get away with this line is the Dread Pirate Roberts? "Life IS pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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Nov 4, 2015 21:05
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Is Jeb! actually the Giver?
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Nov 4, 2015 21:05
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reporters looked on as governor bush drew a razor over his forehead and let blood drip from the wound until his eyes were obscured. "we must embrace our pain destiny" he reportedly said with a serene expression
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Nov 4, 2015 21:07
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Darth Windu posted:http://gawker.com/jeb-bush-reliving-emotional-trauma-begging-middle-scho-1740527132 Jeb's addressing some schoolchildren? I believe we have some footage of this event-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaRBHQlEu-o
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Nov 4, 2015 21:07
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fool_of_sound posted:July 21, 2016: Jeb Bush detonates suicide vest while shaking hands with victorious Republican nominee Donald Trump  Two years later, "The Shanking of Ben Carson by the Coward Mark Rubio" becomes a blockbuster movie.
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Nov 4, 2015 21:07
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Rubios brand was "lets be nicer to the immigrants" not long ago, and he had to flee from it like his hair was on fire even before the base got horny for the Great Wall of Donald "My I.Q. is one of the highest" Trump and a national house by house sweep to deport them all. Rubio's current brand is 'I'm the only mainstream guy here who isn't a loving lunatic, the establishment has my back so fall in line or get hosed like Ted' and that's gonna be pretty solid to get him to the general! Or, rather, his brand is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhvIISDoarU
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Nov 4, 2015 21:07
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Kellsterik posted:Is Jeb! actually the Giver? Also it's been made very clear that at his point Jeb is the taker in all relationships
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Nov 4, 2015 21:09
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Or, rather, his brand is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhvIISDoarU It's definitely better than how JEB! is doing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
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Nov 4, 2015 21:11
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Trump's hanging out in New Hampshire today, too. I hope he doesn't bump into Jeb!quote:CONCORD, N.H. (AP) — A leading Republican and a lagging Democrat became the first major candidates Wednesday to file for New Hampshire's first-in-the-nation presidential primary. I like how Jeb is low-energy, but Carson is SUPER low-energy. Someone should ask Trump to make an energy ranking of the candidates. I would guess: Candidate_____________________Scale 1 Trump, of course____________HUGE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY 2. Cruz_______________________ 3. Christie___________________ 4. Kasich_____________________Average human amount of energy 5. Huckabee___________________ 6. Paul_______________________Weak 7. Rubio______________________ 8. Fiorina____________________Pathetic 9. Jeb________________________Loser 10. Carson____________________Practically comatose William Bear fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Nov 4, 2015 21:14
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H5N1 posted:If this website is going to be about how we sit around and make fun of each other, then I don't want any part of it. I don't want to post just to sit around and see bullying become so dominant that posters are literally in decline in their lives. That is not my motivation. I got a lot of really cool websites I could go visit other than sit around and be miserable, reading people demonize my posting, and my feeling compelled to demonize theirs. Same, and lol
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Nov 4, 2015 21:17
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All right, I guess I'll email Jeb.
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Nov 4, 2015 21:17
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AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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Nov 4, 2015 21:19
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Alter Ego posted:Rubio'd be easier to go after if he was actually holding, y'know, events. Is he even actively campaigning or is he just Carsoning it up? My suspicion is that Rubio's initial plan was for this to be a name recognition building run to prep for another campaign down the road once he he "waited his turn". He wasn't expecting to be in the lead either.
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Nov 4, 2015 21:20
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Jeb@Jeb.org is the most Jeb email address possible. Don't you mean Jeb!@Jeb.org? (Valid address in theory though many mail hosts don't support it.)
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