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wiegieman: Apr 22, 2010; Royalty is a continuous cutting motion

Mr. Maltose posted:

One of the secret joys of rereading more Suicide Squad is finding out just how much of Copra is injokes.

That requires you to actually get a copy of Copra.

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# ? May 10, 2024 20:36

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

wiegieman posted:

That requires you to actually get a copy of Copra.

Which isn't difficult at all?

# ? Nov 2, 2015 17:23

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Cyphoderus posted:

They aren't even in the same universe, Tommy's DC

Hey, he's a Hitman. Maybe somebody paid him to show up.

# ? Nov 2, 2015 17:58

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

In honor of Ashley Williams return to killing Deadites, please enjoy this panel from Army of Darkness VS Marvel Zombies:

# ? Nov 3, 2015 03:16

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Sam Wilson: Captain America #2

# ? Nov 3, 2015 18:34

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Teenage Fansub posted:

Sam Wilson: Captain America #2

Is Steve getting his super-soldier powers back? He seems to have bulked up significantly.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 18:36

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

I don't think so. I think he's just been fit since working for SHIELD against the Illuminati in Avengers right before Secret Wars.

e: and that was with an eight month time jump. There's also some gap of several months between Secret Wars and these comics.

ee: But that's beside the point. Bird poop.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Nov 3, 2015

# ? Nov 3, 2015 18:41

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Have they said how old he's supposed to be?

# ? Nov 3, 2015 19:27

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

zoux posted:

Have they said how old he's supposed to be?

Probably somewhere close to his real-time age, so nearly 100.

# ? Nov 3, 2015 23:28

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

He's *cough* *cough* years young.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 01:47

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

prefect posted:

Is Steve getting his super-soldier powers back? He seems to have bulked up significantly.

I keep rationalizing that the suit Steve is wearing is like Snake's Octopus Camo Suit in MGS IV. Looks super rad and muscular but once that thing is off, it's all saggy old man town.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:13

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Jiro posted:

I keep rationalizing that the suit Steve is wearing is like Snake's Octopus Camo Suit in MGS IV. Looks super rad and muscular but once that thing is off, it's all saggy old man town.

Didn't the graphics guys gently caress that up and he just looks like a buff 50 year old even though he's supposed to be physically 80 and scrawny?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 07:39

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Lurdiak posted:

Didn't the graphics guys gently caress that up and he just looks like a buff 50 year old even though he's supposed to be physically 80 and scrawny?

Nah he looks severely old in the South America mission when he's getting a check up by Naomi and he takes the suit off.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 08:01

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Jiro posted:

Nah he looks severely old in the South America mission when he's getting a check up by Naomi and he takes the suit off.

I dunno man I know he looks sickly but I'd love to be that buff when I'm old (or when my nanomachines malfunction and start to artificially age me)

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# ? Nov 4, 2015 08:50

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

I mean I'm sure there are actual 70-80 somethings who look almost that good but it's not very effective when the scene is supposed to be "Naomi is horrified at the state of Snake's weak old man body"

# ? Nov 4, 2015 08:54

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

She's just really, really concerned about his block crotch.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 10:42

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Invincible Iron Man 3

Kind of out of character but made me laugh.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:22

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

TwoPair posted:

I dunno man I know he looks sickly but I'd love to be that buff when I'm old (or when my nanomachines malfunction and start to artificially age me)

I'd like to be that buff *now*

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:36

Chinaman7000: Nov 28, 2003

team overhead smash posted:

Invincible Iron Man 3

Kind of out of character but made me laugh.

I always want to hate reusing art for awkward pauses but I also always actually love it.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 14:51

Cyphoderus: Apr 21, 2010; I'll have you know, foxes have the finest call in nature

Tony Stark as Barney Stinson is a loving scary prospect.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 15:36

RiotGearEpsilon: Jun 26, 2005; SHAVE ME FROM MY SHELF

TwoPair posted:

these are the abs of a dying man

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:27

Dr. Clockwork: Sep 9, 2011; I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!

Having a hell of a time finding this online. Does anyone have the panel from Preacher where Cassidy says "that fella's got a face like an arse"?

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:38

Scuba Trooper: Feb 25, 2006

Dr. Clockwork posted:

Having a hell of a time finding this online. Does anyone have the panel from Preacher where Cassidy says "that fella's got a face like an arse"?

Here's the whole page

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:45

Dr. Clockwork: Sep 9, 2011; I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!

hup posted:

Here's the whole page

Cheers! Appreciated.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:45

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

Not exactly a panel, but this has been popping up a lot lately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nvg0LwWeTU

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:02

NorgLyle: Sep 20, 2002; Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Lurdiak posted:

Probably somewhere close to his real-time age, so nearly 100.

But see this doesn't work at all. Nick Fury would be at least 100, sure, but Steve's "real-time" age would be... maybe 28? He was trying to enlist in order to help fight WWII, which we entered in 1941; at the time he would have been around 18 or 19 assuming he wasn't trying to sneak in younger and that's never been part of his origin.

World War II, at least the part that Cap fought in, lasts from December 7th, 1941 (and somehow I doubt that his origin is literally supposed to take place on "a date which will live in infamy") to May 8th, 1945. At some point during that stretch, Cap fights the Red Skull and gets dropped into the frozen arctic waters where he ends up in suspended animation.

He's thawed out, in continuity, by a team of people that includes Tony Stark and Hank Pym. Marvel is funny with time and exact dates but Tony hasn't been active for 20 years of Marvel time or anything; he's still the original Iron Man and he had adventures on his own before he rescued Cap from his block of ice. When they thaw him out, he would have been at the very most four years older than when he tried to enlist in what was likely to have been 1942.

Since then he's had the same number of active Marvel years as anybody else and his physical age should likely be 'several years younger than Tony Stark'.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:04

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

SilverSupernova posted:

Not exactly a panel, but this has been popping up a lot lately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nvg0LwWeTU

Oh so Ryan Reynolds is actually Deadpool irl.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:17

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

NorgLyle posted:

But see this doesn't work at all. Nick Fury would be at least 100, sure, but Steve's "real-time" age would be... maybe 28? He was trying to enlist in order to help fight WWII, which we entered in 1941; at the time he would have been around 18 or 19 assuming he wasn't trying to sneak in younger and that's never been part of his origin.

World War II, at least the part that Cap fought in, lasts from December 7th, 1941 (and somehow I doubt that his origin is literally supposed to take place on "a date which will live in infamy") to May 8th, 1945. At some point during that stretch, Cap fights the Red Skull and gets dropped into the frozen arctic waters where he ends up in suspended animation.

He's thawed out, in continuity, by a team of people that includes Tony Stark and Hank Pym. Marvel is funny with time and exact dates but Tony hasn't been active for 20 years of Marvel time or anything; he's still the original Iron Man and he had adventures on his own before he rescued Cap from his block of ice. When they thaw him out, he would have been at the very most four years older than when he tried to enlist in what was likely to have been 1942.

Since then he's had the same number of active Marvel years as anybody else and his physical age should likely be 'several years younger than Tony Stark'.

The super soldier serum was the thing that kept him alive and young while he was frozen by Zemo. So using :science:

it says that it sends the body the way its suppose to be.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:58

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

I thought the Iron Nail just made you old regardless of your "true age".

Content: IIM #3

zoux fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Nov 4, 2015

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:00

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

I actually just adore the new Iron Man book from top to bottom.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:24

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Don't forget Steve's Dimension Z funtime excursion - that added some extra years. (Unless they retconned it out when I wasn't looking.)

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# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:46

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

Cabbit posted:

I actually just adore the new Iron Man book from top to bottom.

Been my favorite of the new number 1s. It's just fun to read, and the art is just killer.

All the crazy suit poo poo in particular has been nutters.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 02:04

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

These crossovers are getting ridiculous.

Yeah, I know it's not real.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 02:29

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

The way Tony is drawn in IIM reminds me of Dominic Cooper, which is funny considering he's Howard Stark in the MCU

# ? Nov 5, 2015 02:32

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Say Nothing posted:

These crossovers are getting ridiculous.

Yeah, I know it's not real.

Poor Tigger never got over the time Pooh got stuck in a hole and broke his neck trying to get out.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 02:41

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Have a tour of the Sanctum Santorum.

Doctor Strange #2

(lemme know if it's illegible, I'm phone posting)

# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:16

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Aaron is killing it on D.Strange and Bendis is crushing it on I.Man. So much hilarity in just two books.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:09

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

Rhyno posted:

Aaron is killing it on D.Strange and Bendis is crushing it on I.Man. So much hilarity in just two books.

# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:12

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
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I am dying at: "Do not talk to the snakes." "Hey girl, what's up?"

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