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every time i sleep a trusted friend sneaks into my room and sucks my dick. i can tell from the way he acts. that's not why i carry a 7 inch knife everywhere i go, though that's for the stickymen
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I got really drunk and spent the night watching anime with my sisters friend
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 16:56 |
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One time an old buddy of mine who was "totally straight", came to my bar, did a bunch of shots, and then wanted to go back to my place. I give him the dick suck of his life, like he'll never have a woman give even a tenth of the pleasure for as long a he lives, and then he passes out right after. Very selfish Anyway, he wakes up in the morning and is super gay about the whole thing and leaves in a huff. Never spoke to him again
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:11 |
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Ether Drunk posted:One time an old buddy of mine who was "totally straight", came to my bar, did a bunch of shots, and then wanted to go back to my place. This is rude. Invite him back out and demand dick compensation. If he starts acting squirmy about it stand on the bar and describe his dick in great detail very loudly.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:14 |
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Ether Drunk posted:One time an old buddy of mine who was "totally straight", came to my bar, did a bunch of shots, and then wanted to go back to my place.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:23 |
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Magnus Gallant posted:Well I'm no longer drunk but I'm still too tall to sick my own dick That's cool. Now tell us why it was 'too late' to report a rape? Under-reporting is a serious problem.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:36 |
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Darth123123 posted:That's cool. Now tell us why it was 'too late' to report a rape? Under-reporting is a serious problem. It's embarrassing
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:39 |
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Magnus Gallant posted:It's embarrassing
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:46 |
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Lowtax posted:It makes much more sense to go to GBS to report being raped than the police, the cops might laugh at you Oh, Rich...
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:49 |
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Lowtax posted:It makes much more sense to go to GBS to report being raped than the police, the cops might laugh at you I didnt intend to do this, but I did.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:51 |
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Magnus Gallant posted:It's embarrassing wow so I presume if it was a women you'd have the same reaction. Seems like open rape season on Magnus Gallant.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:55 |
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Lowtax posted:It makes much more sense to go to GBS to report being raped than the police, the cops might laugh at you
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 17:58 |
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Lowtax posted:It makes much more sense to go to GBS to report being raped than the police, the cops might laugh at you harsh, man, harsh
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:00 |
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Darth123123 posted:wow so I presume if it was a women you'd have the same reaction. Seems like open rape season on Magnus Gallant. you mean if a woman had her dick sucked?
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:01 |
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Magnus Gallant posted:It's embarrassing I think you should suppress your feelings by having sex with as many women as you can with your giant cock
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:24 |
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Weener Beater posted:I think you should suppress your feelings by having sex with as many women as you can with your giant cock I like ur username
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:27 |
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Darth123123 posted:I like ur username Thank you
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:33 |
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Weener Beater posted:I think you should suppress your feelings by having sex with as many women as you can with your giant cock
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:38 |
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symbolic posted:does this work for everyone? Works for me.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:45 |
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Lowtax posted:Please don't mention broad strokes, it's a trigger for Magnus Gallant. lol jesus christ In a shocking twist, the thread has itself become something better left unspoken of for the rest of our lives.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:57 |
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i can tell from the way you're acting that most of you have sucked my dick while i slept
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 22:03 |
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I have twice turned down sex(with women who then proceeded to gently caress me anyway, one of them then stole my cap the morning after and the other one is a distant friend that I barely see. Its weird but whenever I tell someone I just get high fives?
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 22:24 |
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loving this new rape thread, great work returning GBS to the golden age
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 22:46 |
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Gay and human being don't mean homosexual. Hope that helps.
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 22:52 |
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china bot posted:loving this new rape thread, great work returning GBS to the golden age Thank you for the constructive criticism!!!!!!!!! !!!
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# ? Nov 4, 2015 23:10 |
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I was visiting my then girlfriend back in college at her parents' house. Had a great time, then while leaving, I hit her mailbox backing up. It was dark and she was still inside. AFAIK she didn't see it happen, so I parked the car and propped the box back, had to step on the dirt near the pole to keep it standing. Like 3 days later she was telling me someone had vandalized their mailbox. One of my deepest, darkest, secrets. lol
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 00:30 |
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during our last year at scout camp me and my friends made fun of one of the instructors so badly that he pissed his pants in front of all of us while teaching forestry merit badge. we told him to go get cleaned up and we never told anyone about it.
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:10 |
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carrion kit posted:during our last year at scout camp me and my friends made fun of one of the instructors so badly that he pissed his pants in front of all of us while teaching forestry merit badge. we told him to go get cleaned up and we never told anyone about it. What'd you say to make that happen? Burn the forest? Beaver 4evr?
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:15 |
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china bot posted:loving this new rape thread, great work returning GBS to the golden age
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 01:19 |
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Jukeboxblues posted:This one time I had to kiss this dudes sick mole rat thing. It was pretty hosed up but apparently I was the only one who could fix it? lol he probably couldn't be bothered calling a vet or something so I was happy to help out in the end but 9yo me actually thought I was the only one who could save it. It threw up everywhere when I was done kissing it but he said that means I cured it. Poor little thing didn't even want to come out of the hat! I'm going to give this underappreciated post of a few pages back the attention it deserves, and ask: The "sick mole rat thing" in the dude's hat that he talked you into kissing.... was his hat perchance sitting in his lap when he showed it to you? [Edit: With apologies for making a post unrelated to sucking Magnus Gallant's dick, all the talk of which, though I'm not gay, has me veritably salivating.] BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Nov 5, 2015 |
# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:11 |
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LOL Did you know that 1 out of 4 forums posters are raped and don't report it to the nearest moderator?
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:45 |
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BigBadSteve posted:I'm going to give this underappreciated post of a few pages back the attention it deserves, and ask: The "sick mole rat thing" in the dude's hat that he talked you into kissing.... was his hat perchance sitting in his lap when he showed it to you? This is an extremely fail post
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:54 |
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SPACE HOMOS posted:LOL Did you know that 1 out of 4 forums posters are raped and don't report it to the nearest moderator? the three heard about the one who did e: what the gently caress i had a chance at a slam dunk and i missed it. leaving this here to record my shame
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 03:57 |
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SPACE HOMOS posted:LOL Did you know that 1 out of 4 forums posters are raped and don't report it to the nearest moderator? Not this guy klapman posted:the three heard about the one who did LOL what were you going for?
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:00 |
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:03 |
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Why did the rapee autoban? Db3 sucks
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:06 |
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Darth123123 posted:Why did the rapee autoban? Db3 sucks The rapee? Lol. I don't remember why I was auto banned. I was upset over something stupid and banned my account
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# ? Nov 5, 2015 04:21 |
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Magnus Gallant posted:The rapee? keep posting long dick style
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