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IMJack posted:Its claws are really digging into my skull... She must think you're after her eggs!
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DizzyBum posted:She must think you're after her eggs! No, I want roast beef, you CLOD
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Nov 4, 2015 23:49
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DizzyBum posted:She must think you're after her eggs! I only ate one! 
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Nov 5, 2015 00:30
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IMJack posted:I only ate one! IMJack, it seems you ingested a large number of shark eggs.
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Nov 5, 2015 00:53
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IMJack posted:I only ate one! Forget it. I'll just cut back on the condor egg omelettes. Mmm, a couple of those would be tasty right now.
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Nov 5, 2015 00:58
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IMJack posted:I only ate one! You'd better run, egg!
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Nov 5, 2015 02:05
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TMMadman posted:I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island. I think women and sea-men don't mix.
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Nov 5, 2015 02:22
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Do over Ham posted:I think women and sea-men don't mix. We know what you think. 
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Nov 5, 2015 02:23
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Mister Kingdom posted:We know what you think. ....uhhh.... straighten up and fly right?
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Nov 5, 2015 02:39
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Jerusalem posted:....uhhh.... straighten up and fly right? Duh, stay out of Riverdale. 
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Nov 5, 2015 02:53
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Martytoof posted:No, I want roast beef, you CLOD I wanted an Abalone  sandwich!
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Nov 5, 2015 03:06
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Do over Ham posted:Duh, stay out of Riverdale. Well uhh... I have something to show you..... something that will.... ughh..... destroy your credibility..... unnnff....... fumbles awkwardly across the Riverdale city limits ....I'm not in Riverdale at all.... 
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Nov 5, 2015 04:28
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Jerusalem posted:Well uhh... I have something to show you..... something that will.... ughh..... destroy your credibility..... unnnff....... Jerusalem, AKA Miguel Sanchez, AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Falk, was paid eight dollars for his thirty-two hours of Simpsons quoting. He was glad to get it.
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Jerusalem posted:Well uhh... I have something to show you..... something that will.... ughh..... destroy your credibility..... unnnff....... Mr Jerusalem, this is North Haverbrook. Is it? Or is it that you goons can't admit that you have a problem?
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Nov 5, 2015 06:18
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Mooseontheloose posted:IMJack, it seems you ingested a large number of shark eggs. I thought it was made of chocolate! ... Well why was it wrapped in foil!?
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Nov 5, 2015 06:24
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IMJack posted:I thought it was made of chocolate! ... Well why was it wrapped in foil!? We understand, IMJack. After all, we are from the land of foil! Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Nov 5, 2015 |
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Do over Ham posted:Mr Jerusalem, this is North Haverbrook. Is it? Or is it th- Do over Ham posted:Is it? Or is it that you goons can't admit that you have a problem? steps on rake.
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Nov 5, 2015 07:11
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Glad to rake your acquaintance! 
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Nov 5, 2015 07:21
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Root Bear posted:Glad to rake your acquaintance! Ice to see you. 
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Nov 5, 2015 07:41
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I guess you could say.... I'm Iraqi!
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Nov 5, 2015 09:50
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Jerusalem posted:I guess you could say.... I'm Iraqi! Tango 14, we're being fired at. I'm getting an exact ID on the bogey now.
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Nov 5, 2015 10:08
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Do over Ham posted:Tango 14, we're being fired at. I'm getting an exact ID on the bogey now. Wait a minute! You can't kill Saddam! He's half my act!
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Nov 5, 2015 11:47
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Jorghnassen posted:Kaboom! That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic explosion that gives birth to the magnificent geode, one of nature's most... *ahem* My geode must be acknowledged!
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Nov 5, 2015 12:53
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Jorghnassen posted:*ahem* My geode must be acknowledged! HAH! It thinks it's people! 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Wait a minute! You can't kill Saddam! He's half my act! It's a good program! Just give it a chance!
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Nov 5, 2015 15:54
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TMMadman posted:It's a good program! Just give it a chance! Maybe TV is right. TV's always right.
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Nov 5, 2015 16:14
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Jerusalem posted:I guess you could say.... I'm Iraqi! Get off my quoting thread!
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Nov 5, 2015 16:16
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DizzyBum posted:Maybe TV is right. TV's always right. Are you goons hugging the TV?
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Nov 5, 2015 16:28
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TMMadman posted:Are you goons hugging the TV? Teacher, mother, secret lover.
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Nov 5, 2015 16:59
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TMMadman posted:Are you goons hugging the TV? No!... *kisses the TV*
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DizzyBum posted:Maybe TV is right. TV's always right. It's just hard not to listen to TV. It's spent so much more time raising us than you have.
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Do over Ham posted:Ice to see you. The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million. 
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million. How you sleep at night?
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Nov 5, 2015 21:55
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TMMadman posted:How you sleep at night? We don't even have beds. We sleep in wash tubs and coffins.
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Technogeek posted:We don't even have beds. We sleep in wash tubs and coffins. I sleep in a drawer!
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Nov 5, 2015 23:13
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TMMadman posted:How you sleep at night? In a big bed with my wife.
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Nov 5, 2015 23:35
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TMMadman posted:How you sleep at night? Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me...
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TMMadman posted:How you sleep at night? I sleep in a racing car! Do you?
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TMMadman posted:How you sleep at night? On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women.
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DizzyBum posted:Maybe TV is right. TV's always right. Then we figured out we could park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised, and I turned out TV.
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