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Maybe Benzema filmed it. Or did that thing in the Rob Lowe sex tape and just shout "Yeah! gently caress her Matt!" I bet Ribery is gonna be the next to get called up. Birds of a feather (or under) flock together with that underage prostitution stuff.
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can someone fill me in on why benzene is a known retard?
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oliwan posted:can someone fill me in on why benzene is a known retard? There's just a nice ring to it.
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I was mainly thinking about the underage prostitute. From Benzema's instagram, they looked like friends 2 weeks ago. Syncopated fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Nov 4, 2015 17:43
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Nov 4, 2015 17:47
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34720075 Here's an article on it. This is all weird as hell and I don't know what to think.
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Nov 4, 2015 18:01
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Syncopated posted:I was mainly thinking about the underage prostitute. Maybe he's on the vid too
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blue footed boobie posted:http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34720075 He's now been charged with conspiracy to commit blackmail and participating in a criminal group
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Jose posted:He's now been charged with conspiracy to commit blackmail and participating in a criminal group Yesterday I was about to post that I was too harsh on Benzema, since he came in voluntarily and only maybe sorta knew the guys responsible. Luckily my instincts were right about him and hes a fuckhead.
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Nov 5, 2015 14:04
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Lol, he could face up to 5 years in prison. Why the gently caress would a rich footballer ever try to blackmail someone? Let alone a teammate in the national team. This is mindboggling.
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Nov 5, 2015 15:34
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The french have a natural enmity with the french. They can't help themselves.
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sassassin posted:The french have a natural enmity with the french. They can't help themselves. Like Englishmen and Frenchmen, or Germans and Frenchmen, or Sagittarius Frenchmen and Scorpio Frenchmen. drat Scorpio Frenchmen, they ruined Euro 2008.
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Nov 5, 2015 16:15
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lol he's really hoping to go to jail for this
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Nov 5, 2015 16:29
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Who knew the French were so uptight about sex
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Let me see if I have this straight. Someone made a sex tape of Valbuena. Someone else, a now ex-friend I think, tried to blackmail him with it. Benzema. Benzema? This is where I'm lost. Why would he be part of an extortion? His salary is a lot higher, right? What does he get out of this? Do they hate each other or something? Also, Valbuena's gf is named "Fanny". I'm not sure what the weirdest part of this story is.
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Nov 5, 2015 18:51
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Maybe we need to decriminalize being a black male
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Benzema is a loving moron. I thought this was already well-established.
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Shroud posted:Let me see if I have this straight. It was probably a prostitute, and Benzema knows all the prostitutes. Good point of contact between the two parties.
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Nov 5, 2015 19:23
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Its clearly a tape of Valbuena and a dude, only reason it'd be worth blackmailing a footballer.
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Shroud posted:Let me see if I have this straight. Benzema is the name of the man
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Shroud posted:Let me see if I have this straight. The impression that I get is that Benzema knew the extorter dude, the extorter dude talked to Benzema about the sex tape, and Benzema went up to Valbuena and said something like "you should really pay the guy," because Benzema is a loving moron. Since Cisse and Benzema have both been wrapped up in this, I assume the extorter dude is a guy who associates with the French team pretty frequently. Probably a former youth player who's someone's cousin or something.
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Nov 5, 2015 20:19
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Valbuena is very short so the only way he is getting laid is by paying. Height > all. Sad.
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Nov 5, 2015 20:20
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African AIDS cum posted:Valbuena is very short so the only way he is getting laid is by paying. Height > all. Sad. His girlfriend is pretty hot, and also half a head taller than Valbuena despite all the trick photos on google where they look the same height.
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Nov 5, 2015 20:26
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When Valbuena has sex with a woman it looks like a koala climbing a tree.
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Syncopated posted:His girlfriend is pretty hot, and also half a head taller than Valbuena despite all the trick photos on google where they look the same height. I'm sure he's paying her a stipend. Women arent attracted to short "men"
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African AIDS cum posted:I'm sure he's paying her a stipend. Women arent attracted to short "men" I doubt she's directly getting a 'living allowance' or something but he's hella rich and she spends all his money which is why hot women get with ugly footballers in any circumstance
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Nov 5, 2015 20:33
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That might explain his haircut, he's trying to look taller.
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Could it be that the girlfriend is using a strapon on him in the video?* *based on some Google search terms I stumbled upon the other day Edit: on a borrowed computer
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Bogan Krkic posted:I doubt she's directly getting a 'living allowance' or something but he's hella rich and she spends all his money which is why hot women get with ugly footballers in any circumstance jay spearing showed there is a limit
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Nov 5, 2015 20:40
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Need to see pics of his Fanny, stat.
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African AIDS cum posted:I'm sure he's paying her a stipend. Women arent attracted to short "men" Another Jon Pop account spotted
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serious gaylord posted:Its clearly a tape of Valbuena and a dude, only reason it'd be worth blackmailing a footballer. It's a black male video and all of this has been lost in translation.
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blue footed boobie posted:When Valbuena has sex with a woman it looks like a koala climbing a tree. I'm a 6'9" oaf of a man and an inebriated woman once told me she wanted to scale me like a monkey. But yeah it must suck making Santi Cazorla look tall.
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Former Premier League star Richard Rufus masterminded a multi-million-pound criminal fraud that robbed innocent victims of almost £9m and saw him use £3.4m to fund his own lifestyle, a judge ruled on Wednesday. The 40-year-old, once voted Charlton Athletic’s greatest ever defender, was found to have operated a £16m “Ponzi” scheme involving almost 100 unsuspecting investors – including family, friends and congregations of churches he attended – and was hit with a 15-year bankruptcy restriction order at the High Court. A criminal prosecution could follow over what the Insolvency Service branded “one of the worst” frauds it had ever encountered and which Rufus elected not to contest by failing to turn up to Wednesday’s civil trial. The damning ruling by Registrar Clive Jones capped a dramatic fall from grace for one of Premier League’s biggest stars of the 1990s. One-time England Under-21 international Rufus was found to have fraudulently collected other people’s money for currency exchange trading between May 2007 and February 2011. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...udge-rules.html
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Xabi posted:Could it be that the girlfriend is using a strapon on him in the video?* After what happened to Stefan Postma's career it's not surprising how badly Valbuena wants to stop the video coming out
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African AIDS cum posted:Women arent attracted to short "men" Truth
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I have bad feelings about the cup in 2016Shroud posted:
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Kurtofan posted:Fanny is a pretty common name/nickname in France, yes I know what it means in English It means butt.
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blue footed boobie posted:It means butt. in some places maybe http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fanny
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greazeball posted:in some places maybe 
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