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Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming




:v:

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veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

McPantserton posted:

That isn't at all what's happening here and you know it.

However, Lightning Cosplay is way better than this asinine boob derail

I'm singling Yaya out specifically on this one. I watched that stupid show she was on and she SPECIFICALLY got giant implants so that she would get ogled more. It's like a dude tattooing a dong on their forehead and getting pissed people stare at it.

FutureFriend
Dec 28, 2011

veedubfreak posted:

I'm singling Yaya out specifically on this one. I watched that stupid show she was on and she SPECIFICALLY got giant implants so that she would get ogled more. It's like a dude tattooing a dong on their forehead and getting pissed people stare at it.

congrats on your goon.txt debut btw

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

FutureFriend posted:

congrats on your goon.txt debut btw

I find no fault in your logic.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
We still talking BIG TITTAYS in this thread?!

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


veedubfreak posted:

I'm singling Yaya out specifically on this one. I watched that stupid show she was on and she SPECIFICALLY got giant implants so that she would get ogled more. It's like a dude tattooing a dong on their forehead and getting pissed people stare at it.

Reread what she wrote, it's not the staring she's complaining about.

jmistajay
Aug 28, 2012

Mango chutney salsa!

veedubfreak posted:

I'm singling Yaya out specifically on this one. I watched that stupid show she was on and she SPECIFICALLY got giant implants so that she would get ogled more. It's like a dude tattooing a dong on their forehead and getting pissed people stare at it.

I'm sure you're just being intentionally obtuse, but in case you're not, I don't think she's talking about being ogled. She's probably talking about people leaving comments along the lines of, "Oh man, you've got such big juicy tits, I'd love to titty rape them and cum all over your whore face." Stuff like that.

I'd probably go so far as to say even actual literal whores don't deserve that kind of explicit harassment on social media, so whatever boob related intent she has and how much she puts them on display is totally immaterial.

BattleCattle
May 11, 2014

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

We still talking BIG TITTAYS in this thread?!

Have they ever stopped?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Ugh, can we please stop arguing about tits in the thread devoted to the classy and dignified art of cosplay, and just post on-topic photos instead?






Lord Awkward
Feb 16, 2012
Yeah, let's get this thread back on track




Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BattleCattle
May 11, 2014

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

Lord Awkward posted:

Yeah, let's get this thread back on track




Not fat or arrogant enough: 1.5/10.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit


Bane and Batman Blackman reconcile and have drinks. (I'm Bane, dunno the other guy, met at a bar)

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

VendaGoat posted:





ACK ACK ACK ACK! YACK YACK ACK YACK ACK!

Not the best quality, but Chad Michaels also did this recently.



sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Erebus posted:

Yeah, even as a kid it was hard to tell what the appeal of the prize was, especially knowing they'd take the lights off it. Congrats, it's a lovely matte sedan.



Clearly what you really wanted to be was this kid :krad:


I remember the Nintendo Power contest where the grand prize was hanging out with C-level hair metal band Trixter.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

jmistajay posted:

I'm sure you're just being intentionally obtuse, but in case you're not, I don't think she's talking about being ogled. She's probably talking about people leaving comments along the lines of, "Oh man, you've got such big juicy tits, I'd love to titty rape them and cum all over your whore face." Stuff like that.

I'd probably go so far as to say even actual literal whores don't deserve that kind of explicit harassment on social media, so whatever boob related intent she has and how much she puts them on display is totally immaterial.

Hilariously enough I used to play videogames with a girl who did the whole sexwork thing and apparently people on hooker websites are super polite and creepily surgical in their reviews and comments.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Runaktla posted:



Bane and Batman Blackman reconcile and have drinks. (I'm Bane, dunno the other guy, met at a bar)

Wealthy and successful black businessman Bruce Wayans saw his parents murdered as a child, and he swore a vow to clean up the corruption in Gotham. Now he fights crime dressed as a symbol of everything the 1% fear ... a wealthy and successful black businessman. He is ... Black-Man!

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




VendaGoat posted:





ACK ACK ACK ACK! YACK YACK ACK YACK ACK!

In related ACK ACK ACK news... (any excuse to link this is a good one.)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

THANK YOU!
:lol::laffo::lol:

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

No gold chain, and with a proper mullet wig that'd be spot on.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Gold chain goes under the shirt

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

That's Crystal Graziano by the way.
And so is this.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Cosplaying to her strengths

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


She could cosplay a sack of potatoes and make it look great.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

I told you that story so I could tell you this one...

Say Nothing posted:

That's Crystal Graziano by the way.
And so is this.



You're forgetting her best one:


Are they still making that Mass Effect movie? Because we have our Shepard right here.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Beefstew posted:

You're forgetting her best one:


Are they still making that Mass Effect movie? Because we have our Shepard right here.

Not enough muscle mass. Fem-Shep's a hard-body, those arms are too noodly.

Digging the armor though.

ChickenArise
May 12, 2010

POWER
= MEAT +
OPPORTUNITY
= BATTLEWORMS

I love this :ohdear:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Beefstew posted:

You're forgetting her best one:

Nope

titty fat pizza
Jan 1, 2013
I went to a comic con on Halloween as Michael Myers this is probably the best picture I got of the night

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

RickVoid posted:

Not enough muscle mass. Fem-Shep's a hard-body, those arms are too noodly.

Digging the armor though.

are you making jokes, the female shepard model has arms the width of toothpicks

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Beefstew posted:

You're forgetting her best one:


Are they still making that Mass Effect movie? Because we have our Shepard right here.

I approve of this cosplay.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004


This happened.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/HBiJud9.webm

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Trast posted:

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite cosplay on the citadel.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOCxUFWV1KI


Edit: while we're Dragonball posting ...

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 11:46 on Nov 7, 2015

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

liquorlanche
Sep 10, 2014
M4L

Midspoyle

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New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

liquorlanche posted:

M4L

Midspoyle

Not nearly greasy enough. Should have made some fresh bacon and smeared the grease in your hair. That said, I love it.

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