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Do over Ham posted:Then we figured out we could park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised, and I turned out TV. It is off... 
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Mooseontheloose posted:On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women. Those beautiful women? They used to be men.
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Nov 6, 2015 06:00
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Monday_ posted:Those beautiful women? They used to be men. After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.
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Nov 6, 2015 06:22
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TMMadman posted:How you sleep at night? Nude in an oxygen tent which I believe gives me sexual powers.
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Nov 6, 2015 06:25
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TMMadman posted:After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off. And penis is Russian for...?
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Nov 6, 2015 06:30
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Monday_ posted:Nude in an oxygen tent which I believe gives me sexual powers. That's only half right 
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Nov 6, 2015 06:32
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DarklyDreaming posted:That's only half right 
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Nov 6, 2015 06:55
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PT6A posted:And penis is Russian for...? An elevator is a "lift", a mile is a "kilometer", and botulism is "steak and kidney pie".
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Nov 6, 2015 07:55
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Root Bear posted:It is off... The door already is closed.  
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Nov 6, 2015 09:18
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Do over Ham posted:The door already is closed. Uh, you're free to leave whenever you want, but would you mind telling us why?
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Nov 6, 2015 11:14
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Uh, you're free to leave whenever you want, but would you mind telling us why? Screw the honor system. My car needs me.
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Nov 6, 2015 13:28
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Monday_ posted:Those beautiful women? They used to be men. Is cat now! 
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Nov 6, 2015 13:40
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Screw the honor system. My car needs me. Hey man, you're ruining it for the rest of us!  .
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Nov 6, 2015 13:57
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Do over Ham posted:The door already is closed. That fool McGucket sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yeagers Acura. Now get down there with the shammy triple time!
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Nov 6, 2015 14:02
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IMJack posted:An elevator is a "lift", a mile is a "kilometer", and botulism is "steak and kidney pie". "Kippers for breakfast?!? Is it St. Swithin's day already?" "Tis" replied Aunt Helga.
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Nov 6, 2015 15:38
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The Nastier Nate posted:"Kippers for breakfast?!? Is it St. Swithin's day already?" Asked if he intends to take legal action, the farmer replied "I ain't fungified hidee-hoo about no legrification noways", then scratched his rear, hitched up his pants, and scratched his rear again.
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Nov 6, 2015 15:43
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Frink posted:Asked if he intends to take legal action, the farmer replied "I ain't fungified hidee-hoo about no legrification noways", then scratched his rear, hitched up his pants, and scratched his rear again. Frink was charged with a violation of penal code Section 618A: Wanton destruction of precious antique cans. He was ordered to pay $2000 in punitive damages and mental anguish.
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Nov 6, 2015 17:18
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IMJack posted:Frink was charged with a violation of penal code Section 618A: Wanton destruction of precious antique cans. He was ordered to pay $2000 in punitive damages and mental anguish. Justice is not a frivolous thing, IMJack, it has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale.
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Nov 6, 2015 17:21
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EccoRaven posted:Justice is not a frivolous thing, IMJack, it has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. EccoRaven has replaced the whale in my nightmares.
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Nov 6, 2015 17:40
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EccoRaven posted:Justice is not a frivolous thing, IMJack, it has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. That hardly seems worth destroying an electric car!
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Root Bear posted:That hardly seems worth destroying an electric car!  York_M_Chan posted:EccoRaven has replaced the whale in my nightmares. Do you have the same backwards-typing dream with the flaming posts?
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Root Bear posted:That hardly seems worth destroying an electric car! It sounds like you're living for your car. Simplify, maaaaan!
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Nov 6, 2015 20:52
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Root Bear posted:That hardly seems worth destroying an electric car! 🎵 Who holds back the electric car? 🎵 Who made Steve Gutenberg a star? We do! We do!
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:It sounds like you're living for your car. Simplify, maaaaan! And I can live out my dream - living in the woods and keeping a journal of my thoughts... After The War posted:March 15th: I wish I brought a TV. Oh God, how I miss TV! 
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After The War posted:And I can live out my dream - living in the woods and keeping a journal of my thoughts... Your boyhood dream was to eat the world's biggest hoagie and you did it at the county fair last year, remember? 
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Nov 7, 2015 00:15
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Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, A.A. meetings, beer nights...
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Nov 7, 2015 03:11
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Do over Ham posted:Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, A.A. meetings, beer nights... Mr. Ham, this is a girl scout meeting.
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Nov 7, 2015 03:38
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Monday_ posted:Mr. Ham, this is a girl scout meeting. Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem? 
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DarklyDreaming posted:Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem? There must be some mistake, we make cookies here! Mr. Monday's old-fashioned, good-time, extra-chewy...
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Nov 7, 2015 03:57
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EccoRaven posted:There must be some mistake, we make cookies here! Mr. Monday's old-fashioned, good-time, extra-chewy... Get the axe.
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Nov 7, 2015 05:20
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Do over Ham posted:Get the axe. Do over Ham, get my gun.
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Nov 7, 2015 05:25
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TMMadman posted:Do over Ham, get my gun. woah, careful there Annie Oakley.
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Nov 7, 2015 05:31
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Nov 7, 2015 05:33
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TMMadman posted:Do over Ham, get my gun. TMMadman, run outside and cut me a switch
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Nov 7, 2015 05:33
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Do over Ham posted:TMMadman, run outside and cut me a switch I wash myself with a rag on a stick!
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Nov 7, 2015 05:39
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Mister Kingdom posted:I wash myself with a rag on a stick! Impressed applause
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Do over Ham posted:TMMadman, run outside and cut me a switch Do you want me to take off my belt!? :pantsdrop:
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IMJack posted:Do you want me to take off my belt!? STOP!  We've reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us!
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Jerusalem posted:Impressed applause Hmmm! I take it from that little impressed noise that you are interested in purchasing that matter transporter, sir. 
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Pfft I don't know.... all it does is..... transport...... matter..... 
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