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clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
5 Salads With More Calories Than A Big Mac

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HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
Cara Delevingne Kicks rear end In Call Of Duty Trailer, But It’s About Ethics In Games Journalism

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Two-Month Freelance Gig Posted In ‘Careers’ Section Of Company’s Website

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011


Starwipe sucks.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Starwipe doesn't seem to need to be it's own site. They just don't have enough content for it. They could probably fold whatever celebrity gossip stuff they want into clickhole they should definitely make more tmz parody videos though.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
StarWipe is good.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Murder, Cheat, and gently caress Your Way Through Boston

JfishPirate
Jun 24, 2006
I have been grossly misinformed about witches.
Bit old, but definitely a classic: Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



This Starwipe quiz is pretty good.

I am now very upset for at least the third or fourth time in this quiz.

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

net cafe scandal posted:

Starwipe sucks.

hello, Starwipe

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Austrian mook posted:

hello, Starwipe

You've gotta be loving kidding me.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Jet Jaguar posted:

This Starwipe quiz is pretty good.

I am now very upset for at least the third or fourth time in this quiz.

"Wow, you’re pretty loving annoying about your appreciation for Benedict Cumberbatch. However, you are not as loving annoying as some other people, which means Benedict Cumberbatch is never going to notice you. Better draw some unsettlingly sexual fan art."

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

The MSJ posted:

"Wow, you’re pretty loving annoying about your appreciation for Benedict Cumberbatch. However, you are not as loving annoying as some other people, which means Benedict Cumberbatch is never going to notice you. Better draw some unsettlingly sexual fan art."

Yikes its really bad.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

They put all the dumb Onion writers on the Starwipe team, and the smartest go on the Clickhole team, and the people that are left over are depressed and stay at The Onion to write the articles about school shootings and such.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
My theory is that when some Onion writer tweeted:
"Everyone else seems afraid to say it, but that Quvenzhané Wallis is kind of a oval office, right? #Oscars2013"

Instead of firing them, they have to write Starwipe.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

net cafe scandal posted:

They put all the dumb Onion writers on the Starwipe team, and the smartest go on the Clickhole team, and the people that are left over are depressed and stay at The Onion to write the articles about school shootings and such.

Starwipe is SA-tier humor and its the loving worst

"yo did you hear about tumblr being gross about celebrities lol how about that gamergate fellahs"

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Yes, but have you been dead this while time?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Violence

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010
Prime SA usernames right here.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?

I've not seen one of the Onion panels go quite so off the rails in some time now. It's amazing.


e: wait gently caress this is from 2009, you've tricked me The Onion, you've tricked me.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
They're planning something big:

http://www.clickhole.com/clean-eating

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

This Has Gotta Be The Worst Parallel Parking Job Of All Time!

Clickhole's fascination with firetrucks is the best thing to come out of that site, next to Join This Cult!

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I’m just wild about Mischief Man.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I’m just wild about Mischief Man.

Me too.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The destroy Boston adventure is pointedly absurd. "Beep!"

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Golden Bee posted:

The destroy Boston adventure is pointedly absurd. "Beep!"
"Cambridge" is actually French for "It's Boston, everybody!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


The violence is over.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
Paul Ryan Discovers Half-Finished Escape Tunnel Leading Out Of Speaker's Office

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON
Lindsey Graham Gazes Longingly At Happy Rubio Campaign Workers Through Window
I dunno why they're making Lindsay Graham so pathetic but I'm really not opposing it. :allears:

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

This is up now, and I'm already on my way to losing between 3 and 91 pounds.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

That's good timing, I was just thinking that I need more veins.

fake edit:

Day Two posted:

Do a 9/11 on your heart!
:catstare:

Doctor Soup
Nov 4, 2009

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.
I like Kelly's continued use of sophisticated DVD ownership.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

I didn't know this site existed, and I really didn't expect to see someone I know in all their videos. Apparently even the actors aren't willing to link it on Facebook.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


He's ignoring an equally beautiful day outside in the past and present.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

This is up now, and I'm already on my way to losing between 3 and 91 pounds.



Please try hard.
Do not quit.
It is rewarding to accomplish goals.
Many people have accomplished goals before, such as Martin Luther King Jr. and Mahatma Gandhi.


ClickHole is looking out for you. Garnish with parsley.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Can We Guess What Year Pearl Harbor Happened Based On Your Favorite Crab?

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/can-we-guess-what-year-pearl-harbor-happened-based-3455

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Jet Jaguar posted:


Please try hard.
Do not quit.
It is rewarding to accomplish goals.
Many people have accomplished goals before, such as Martin Luther King Jr. and Mahatma Gandhi.


ClickHole is looking out for you. Garnish with parsley.

a big bowl of sliced grapes. Nothing else. Mix well. Then garnish with parlsey.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Starwipe veered a little bit onto Clickhole's turf today:

Celebrate Veterans Day With These Photos Honoring Our BraveStarship Troopers

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

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