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veedubfreak posted:Did you know the new iPhone can be charged in the microwave? Works for Android phones too. I'm surprised Apple hasn't filed a lawsuit yet.
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Nov 6, 2015 19:19
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Jamesman posted:I found Obvious Plant's Tumblr today. Get out of here with that New Kingdom bullshit, you want to impress me make an Old Kingdom pun. 
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Nov 6, 2015 19:22
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You loving pricks.. My anniversary is coming up, so I thought I'd do a bunch of nice things for my wife. Now we're out of toilet paper, both our phones exploded, and she kicked me out and my loving car won't start.
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Nov 6, 2015 19:33
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Mulva posted:Get out of here with that New Kingdom bullshit, you want to impress me make an Old Kingdom pun. Sorry, I'm Set in my ways.
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Nov 6, 2015 19:59
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Sugar in the gas tank doesn't actually do anything but clog the filters about as much as sand would, I guess. I mean anything that dissolves in water does not dissolve in gasoline because of molecular polarity. It just sits at the bottom of the tank and does nothing. I mean some loving huge molecules are fat enough to have halves that are polar and halves that are not polar and they can kind of do both but sugar isn't one of them.
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Nov 6, 2015 20:17
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Mulva posted:Get out of here with that New Kingdom bullshit, you want to impress me make an Old Kingdom pun. Would you like some sugar with your Kafra?
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Nov 6, 2015 20:49
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veedubfreak posted:Did you know the new iPhone can be charged in the microwave? Just so you know, this is total bullshit. You have to wrap it in aluminum foil first.
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Nov 6, 2015 21:03
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EXAKT Science posted:Just so you know, this is total bullshit. Hey rear end in a top hat, stop trying to trick people into giving their phone Alzheimers!
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Nov 6, 2015 21:18
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Mulva posted:Get out of here with that New Kingdom bullshit, you want to impress me make an Old Kingdom pun.
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Nov 6, 2015 21:30
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Knormal posted:Would you say you can't take Narmer of them? I never would have thoth it possible.
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Nov 6, 2015 22:19
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Toth is always last.
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Nov 6, 2015 22:26
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Giant Isopod posted:Hey rear end in a top hat, stop trying to trick people into giving their phone Alzheimers! I installed virus protection software and now my tablet has autism.
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Nov 6, 2015 22:26
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Captain_Maclaine posted:I never would have thoth it possible. That was pretty Ra as puns go, but if you don't stop I'll move to A nubis-t colony.
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Nov 6, 2015 22:48
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Nov 7, 2015 00:39
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Why the cocking blocking? My girlling and I just wanna get down, man.
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Nov 7, 2015 00:43
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Giant Isopod posted:Hey rear end in a top hat, stop trying to trick people into giving their phone Alzheimers! It's fine, just inject your phone with colloidal silver first!
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Nov 7, 2015 00:57
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to butt hole road, to butt hole road to butt hole road, to butt hole road Say you're dirty and filthy I despise, I despise you 'cause you're filthy But I love you because you're my home
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Nov 7, 2015 01:02
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EXAKT Science posted:It's fine, just inject your phone with colloidal silver first! Dammit all! 
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Nov 7, 2015 01:05
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Say Nothing posted:Dammit all! Oh don't worry about that, you can scrub that off with a mix of one part bleach, one part ammonia.
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Nov 7, 2015 01:45
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Oh don't worry about that, you can scrub that off with a mix of one part bleach, one part ammonia. Eh, when that happened to me I just lit myself on fire. Went away in a jiffy.
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Nov 7, 2015 01:47
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Oh don't worry about that, you can scrub that off with a mix of one part bleach, one part ammonia. How did you get my recipe for growing your own crystals? Mix one part bleach, one part ammonia in a small container, blow into mixture with a straw for five minutes. Works best in a small, enclosed space with poor ventilation, like an interior bathroom. Jesus Christ no one loving do this, it will straight up kill you.
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Nov 7, 2015 02:48
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RickVoid posted:How did you get my recipe for growing your own crystals? I tried this but I didn't get crystals, just a headache. And my skin and eyes burn. Also, I seem to have lost track of time taking an impromptu nap on the bathroom floor.
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Nov 7, 2015 03:27
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Oh Groundhog Day, why did Bill Murray never make a joke about this? Oh right, because it was totally inappropriate to the tone of the film.
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Nov 7, 2015 03:47
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VendaGoat posted:Needs something to slow the traffic down on it. A speed hump?
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Nov 7, 2015 04:43
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Squish posted:A speed hump? 
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Nov 7, 2015 04:44
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Always stay on this side of the fence
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Nov 7, 2015 05:30
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We talk too much.
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Nov 7, 2015 05:32
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ikanreed posted:Would you like some sugar with your Kafra? Nah I drink tea, ever since the Aeropress there are too many coffee Djosers'.
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Nov 7, 2015 06:22
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By order of the Spanish management. No one expects them.
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Nov 7, 2015 06:46
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Snapchat A Titty posted:We talk too much. My god, I've never seen the uncropped picture with the dude on the right. It's like watching a movie 100x on VHS in 4x3 then seeing it for the first time in widescreen on DVD.
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Nov 7, 2015 09:27
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Dillbag posted:My god, I've never seen the uncropped picture with the dude on the right. It's like watching a movie 100x on VHS in 4x3 then seeing it for the first time in widescreen on DVD. in my mind those 3 guys are the new see/hear/speak no evil its my neverending cycle: vomit/dream/angst
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Nov 7, 2015 09:34
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Krinkle posted:That pun is so bad it hurts. Because Tutankhamen already has "in common" in it so...? We have so much in tut in common. Great pun structure, jerk. Nefertiti? I barely know her!
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Nov 7, 2015 13:04
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Are those pinatas? Is that what I'm looking at here? Because if so, rad, but if not, loving hell.
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Nov 7, 2015 15:36
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RandomFerret posted:Are those pinatas? Is that what I'm looking at here? Because if so, rad, but if not, loving hell. The hosed up Gundam is from a resort in the Philippines and the hosed up Pokeymans are from a Chinese convention.
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Son of Rodney posted:to butt hole road, to butt hole road Take me home, Butt Hole Road, to the rear end, where I belong.
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Nov 7, 2015 17:19
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Cedartown, Georgia: Salem, Virginia: 
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