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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
O'Reily isn't giving Carson cover - saying the dirt on him is legit.

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Update: just realized that you can easily count how many potential delegates a candidate can win in Alabama by counting the empty slots and subtracting it from 47.

So Jeb found 29 people in Alabama who like him. :confuoot:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Montasque posted:

Man, Rush is really going all out in defense of Carson. Just called this a digital lynch mob.

I was wondering when Carson would hit Herman Cain status. Looking forward to all the political cartoons about who the real racists are.

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Internet Webguy posted:

I was wondering when Carson would hit Herman Cain status. Looking forward to all the political cartoons about who the real racists are.

I think we all know it's the Pokémon League. Gating off access to God's green earth until you're privileged enough with badges is simply not what our father (Mewtwo) would have wanted for us.

(Wasn't it Mewtwo that Cain was quoting? I don't watch the movies, sorry :v: )

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Pyroxene Stigma posted:

I think we all know it's the Pokémon League. Gating off access to God's green earth until you're privileged enough with badges is simply not what our father (Mewtwo) would have wanted for us.

(Wasn't it Mewtwo that Cain was quoting? I don't watch the movies, sorry :v: )

He quoted the theme song of the second movie.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
it's really pretty special that carson's accusing the media of not digging up dirt on barack obama of all people. literally couldn't pick a worse example.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

mike12345 posted:

this is real?

holy poo poo


Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Is this seriously a real ad? I can't tell anymore.



Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
Trump's just a rich man, he needs no sympathy,
Because he's easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Anyway political winds blow doesn't really matter to him, to him

Donald just killed PC,
Put a gun against it's head,
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead....

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
So far Rand, and Jeb have defended Carson.

Trump is actively attacking him pushing a 'snake oil' salesmen angle.

Wonder how this will all pan out.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Montasque posted:

So far Rand, and Jeb have defended Carson.

Trump is actively attacking him pushing a 'snake oil' salesmen angle.

Wonder how this will all pan out.

Everyone's going to defend Carson because unfair liberal media is a message everyone can get behind. As usual trump is immune to rules but I wouldn't expect anyone else to attack Carson.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

nachos posted:

Everyone's going to defend Carson because unfair liberal media is a message everyone can get behind. As usual trump is immune to rules but I wouldn't expect anyone else to attack Carson.

I don't know if they'll attack him, but I'd be willing to bet no one will defend him actively, and since TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP can suck all the air out of the room so easily, all anyone will hear is Trump brutally trolling Carson.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

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AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



pathetic little tramp posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/06/politics/ben-carson-responds-violent-past-new-day/index.html

The spin machine was helping him but oh no Ben is bad at handling these things

Obama never having to deal with this level of scrutiny has got to be the single biggest counter-factual (lie) Carson's told so far.

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

Montasque posted:

Trump is actively attacking him pushing a 'snake oil' salesmen angle.

I dunno, this doesn't strike me as a good line for a Republican primary.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
How come the lamestream media isn't still talking about choom gang, huh??

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I wonder if the press assigned to the GOP miss Hillary yet? I bet they long for the days when I they thought that she was tough to cover

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Epic High Five posted:

I wonder if the press assigned to the GOP miss Hillary yet? I bet they long for the days when I they thought that she was tough to cover

Not at all. This clown car keeps bringing in the goods. Ratings can't have ever been higher. This has to be the big comeback of broadcast news.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
That Carson meltdown is amazing. His voice gets so high pitched, his arm motions are so frantic, his pronouncements are so juvenile.

"I don't remember Obama getting this level of scrutiny!" It's been like 2 days of scrutiny, Ben, and you are already getting rolled.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Do It Once Right posted:

Ben Carson is an experienced speaker and an educated professional. There is no reason for him to choose to phrase his life experiences and opinions in such imprecise and bizarre ways, and every droning ramble I sit through ends up setting off my bullshit detector.

He's such a waste of a politician.

He's a semi-professional talking head and fulltime book salesperson, every dollar he stands to make is reason enough to hype himself.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

"I don't remember this level of scrutiny for @BarackObama, @RealBenCarson says"

i wasn't aware the poor doctor was in a loving coma for the last 8 years. That's an amazing recovery.

New hypothesis: Carson spends much of his time tripping on ambien and/or phenazepam.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Vox Nihili posted:

He's a semi-professional talking head and fulltime book salesperson, every dollar he stands to make is reason enough to hype himself.

Also, I'm sure he will be able to turn this experience into a book about the evils of the LIE-brul media in a few years, so hopefully he will turn a profit off this.

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/662815577212227584

jeez ben...

also free republic is going crazy because politico slightly changed their title.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Prof. Lurker posted:

https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/662815577212227584

jeez ben...

also free republic is going crazy because politico slightly changed their title.

P.S. that professors name was Albert Einstein

Here To Help
Aug 16, 2008
Joseph: Oh god my dude I can't believe you're putting dead bodies in the pyramids! I TOLD you we were building these for the Farro.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

A Neurotic Jew posted:

P.S. that professors name was Albert Einstein

I believe you mean Marine Sergeant Albert Einstein. And then the whole class stood up and clapped.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Prof. Lurker posted:

https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/662815577212227584

jeez ben...

also free republic is going crazy because politico slightly changed their title.

By the end of the week we'll find out he never actually graduated college and scammed his way through med school.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Here To Help posted:

Joseph: Oh god my dude I can't believe you're putting dead bodies in the pyramids! I TOLD you we were building these for the Farro.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Vox Nihili posted:

By the end of the week we'll find out he never actually graduated college and scammed his way through med school.

No, that's Rand Paul. He's a different candidate in the Republican primary.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Wow, that reads like one of those FWD:FWD:FWD: emails, how did anyone ever fall for that?

Calling it now, Carson applied to other schools besides Yale.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

New hypothesis: Carson spends much of his time tripping on ambien and/or phenazepam.

A candidate on joose would be amazing. Ordering grand pianos for Pizza Ranch, sending tweets more incomprehensible than Scott Brown's... this is a world I want to live in.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

How the gently caress did Carson think he would get away with any of this. Did he even read the drafts of his autobiography?

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Just watched the whole Carson press conference

I'm not sure how to react, this is actually insane

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



mr. mephistopheles posted:

How the gently caress did Carson think he would get away with any of this. Did he even read the drafts of his autobiography?

He did get away with it and would've forever and ever had he not run

Redemption porn is the most common kink among the evangelicals

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
So which candidate is high on krokodil?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Absurd Alhazred posted:

So which candidate is high on krokodil?

I mean, Trump, obviously.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

I mean, Trump, obviously.

:hfive:

Now we should pair a drug with each candidate. Graham's obviously an alcoholic. Christie's addicted to carbs. Who else?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Jeb! = Quaaludes

Huckabee = Gravy

Rubio = Weed (obvious drymouth issues)

Rand = Colloidal silver

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

Rubio = Weed (obvious drymouth issues)

I don't know, isn't that more closely associated with meth?

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
Did people screech "character assassination, lamestream media, MSM!!" when the Herman Cain sexual assault allegations first came out?

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Jindal = Frankincense

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