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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CodfishCartographer posted:

As someone who knows nothing about computers, is what they’re saying impossible? Aka a RAM stick that plugs into USB. It sounds like something that makes sense at a very, very surface level, but I assume it’s not that easy or it would have been done by now.

Or is it possible, but the difference is so unnoticeable that it’s pointless to do so?

No. Memory is memory. Your computer already has a pagefile that is sitting on the hdd that supplements your RAM.

Using a USB drive to add to the pagefile isn't new or anything, and Windows has supported it for a while.

The problem is speed and latency. Pagefiles higher overhead than RAM, so it won't provide as much of a performance increase.

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CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
Welp. I guess the lesson is people don’t understand how computers work, and if you dress something up in a way that kind of makes sense and make it look minimalistic and slap a leaf logo on it, you can get it kickstarted.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CodfishCartographer posted:

Welp. I guess the lesson is people don’t understand how computers work, and if you dress something up in a way that kind of makes sense and make it look minimalistic and slap a leaf logo on it, you can get it kickstarted.

If the bits about running an android app that cleans your phone or their mongodb cloud storage solution didn't tip you off...

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
They even promised lower energy usage- somehow- that's not how ram works.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Phanatic posted:

It's been done by now. It's entirely standard. Using flash storage as virtual ram/swapfile/cache is way faster than using conventional hard drive storage for that purpose, and modern OSes have been supporting this on the fly for years; MS started officially supporting it in Vista. Problem is, it makes less and less difference the more real RAM you have, and it provides no benefit whatsoever if you're using a solid-state hard drive.

The other thing is that it's going to be nowhere near as fast as anything you can plug into your motherboard, like a SATA cable or a PCI Express card, let alone a RAM stick. I know USB3.0 can get as fast as SATA 6GB/s, but not as consistently as SATA.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
The guy in that promo video is incredibly unnerving :stare:

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Vin Diesel played a game of D&D with Queen Elizabeth II and Dwayne Johnson. I will never not love the man.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
This isn't really awful, I'm just not sure who it's for. Has there been a huge demand for this?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/240812439/spinning-top-type-a?ref=category_newest

The description makes it sound like the creator watched inception and just fell in love with the spinning top.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

twofive1 posted:

This isn't really awful, I'm just not sure who it's for. Has there been a huge demand for this?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/240812439/spinning-top-type-a?ref=category_newest

The description makes it sound like the creator watched inception and just fell in love with the spinning top.


quote:

Pledge 39 dollars
One Spinning Top Type-A.

at $21 below the future retail price of $60.

Estimated delivery:
Feb 2016

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME

quote:

[...]I saw a cool spinning top. After some google research, I decided to buy one. However, the purchase didn’t bring me much joy, since I soon had enough of it

:lol:

What an endorsement. "I bought this stupid toy as a gimmick, then got bored with it. Now you can do the same!"

quote:

to be continued...

What the gently caress?

Also I don't get the whole kickstarter campaign in the first place, if they have a manufacturer and suppliers already why are they trying to kickstart it? Why not just open a store front online and start selling? This isn't for a prototype or funding to get something, they're just flogging them on kickstarter. I don't get it, ditto on the February 2016 estimated shipping date.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Duckbill posted:

It says 'Mittani Media' - isn't The Mittani an EVE goon?

(I spend more time looking at EVE threads on the forums than I ever did playing the game, it's more entertaining.)

Yes, the Mittani is an EVE goon. Hense why most of the game's community isn't supporting the book, they feel it will be bias to the CFC. Wether or not this is true remains to be seen.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Helpimscared posted:

Yes, the Mittani is an EVE goon. Hense why most of the game's community isn't supporting the book, they feel it will be bias to the CFC. Wether or not this is true remains to be seen.

I thought they might not be supporting it because they have some taste, but they play Eve so yeah it's probably because of what you said

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Gilganixon posted:

I thought they might not be supporting it because they have some taste, but they play Eve so yeah it's probably because of what you said

:lol:

SeaBass
Dec 30, 2003

NERRRRRRDS!

Helpimscared posted:

Yes, the Mittani is an EVE goon. Hense why most of the game's community isn't supporting the book, they feel it will be bias to the CFC. Wether or not this is true remains to be seen.

This question was answered during the AMA, on a KS update and also on TMC. Being informed is p. cool.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

SeaBass posted:

This question was answered during the AMA, on a KS update and also on TMC. Being informed is p. cool.

You're assuming that the people in question actually read any of those things.

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


yea the eve book is the biggest circlejerk ever

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

http://www.pcgamer.com/meet-a-fan-who-has-spent-30000-on-star-citizen-ships

Jesus, gently caress. That's a lot of money.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Ah yeah, dat gnurling tho. $21 seems okay, but the "full retail" of $60 is pretty lol worthy.

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:




To be honest he does look just like the kind of guy who would do that. At least he can never be fully disappointed if the game never releases.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Jesus Christ, for that money I could get hookers and blow for like, a year. Wait, I got something for this..

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Neil right-arm-strong, am I right?

simplyhorribul
Jul 30, 2013

twofive1 posted:

This isn't really awful, I'm just not sure who it's for. Has there been a huge demand for this?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/240812439/spinning-top-type-a?ref=category_newest

The description makes it sound like the creator watched inception and just fell in love with the spinning top.
That video thou...it's so painfully glorious to see how they want it to be the hipster-artesan/engineer-porn clip, but then fails on both of these aspects. :allears:

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal

SeaBass posted:

This question was answered during the AMA, on a KS update and also on TMC. Being informed is p. cool.

Questions of bias answered by mittens during an AMA, on his own kickstarter page, and a website he owns.

O K A Y.

The funny thing about the Kickstarter is that most of the EVE community, including the people involved in Fountain, hate the idea, and I think the only reason it's getting funded is because EVE goons are a cult.

benisntfunny
Dec 2, 2004
I'm Perfect.
I think I'd actually fund this (for being a huge dick) if it weren't $100 to get the horrible product.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/usb-killer--2#/story

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Kimsemus posted:

Questions of bias answered by mittens during an AMA, on his own kickstarter page, and a website he owns.

O K A Y.

The funny thing about the Kickstarter is that most of the EVE community, including the people involved in Fountain, hate the idea, and I think the only reason it's getting funded is because EVE goons are a cult.

Is there anyone who plays EVE and isn't a huge rear end?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

TetsuoTW posted:

Is there anyone who plays EVE and isn't a huge rear end?

Vilerat

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

"is" being the operative word, not "was"

he ded

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

twofive1 posted:

This isn't really awful, I'm just not sure who it's for. Has there been a huge demand for this?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/240812439/spinning-top-type-a?ref=category_newest

The description makes it sound like the creator watched inception and just fell in love with the spinning top.

There's been a whoooole bunch of spinning top kickstarters. Much like wallets I suspect the reason is that they're actually pretty simple to manufacture if you happen to have the right tools but most people can't be bothered to make one for themselves so these crowdfunding entrepreneurs think they've found a niche where their limited skills will work out.
Most high school metalworking classes make a spinning top exactly the same as that one as one of their first class projects.


Here's one with a new twist!!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/424991352/the-totem-pen-a-pen-and-a-top-combined/description

quote:

The Totem Pen - It's a pen, It's a top, it's a way to liven up meetings and conference calls. See who can spin theirs the longest! Made in USA!

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Fauxtool posted:

"is" being the operative word, not "was"

he ded

He was a goddamn hero.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's been a whoooole bunch of spinning top kickstarters. Much like wallets I suspect the reason is that they're actually pretty simple to manufacture if you happen to have the right tools but most people can't be bothered to make one for themselves so these crowdfunding entrepreneurs think they've found a niche where their limited skills will work out.
Most high school metalworking classes make a spinning top exactly the same as that one as one of their first class projects.


Here's one with a new twist!!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/424991352/the-totem-pen-a-pen-and-a-top-combined/description

This is pretty interesting. I didn't know this but it makes sense. I can imagine the sort of person that would want something like this. I'm still surprised and a little upset that the TOTEM PEN got funded though.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

twofive1 posted:

I'm still surprised and a little upset that the TOTEM PEN got funded though.

People have pledged roughly a million dollars to successful KS spinning top projects.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jllawsonco/the-spin-tray?ref=discovery
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/124127689/precision-machined-spinning-tops?ref=discovery
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2134320489/turbotoptm-a-mesmerizing-spinning-top-with-turbo-b/description
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jllawsonco/the-spin-tray?ref=discovery
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1251371853/forever-spinning-top?ref=discovery
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1251371853/foreverspintm-20-precise-durable-and-elegant?ref=discovery

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004



I wonder how much R&D goes into the tops beyond "spline, rotate on axis, send to CNC lathe 'yup, it spins, whack it on Kickstarter' "

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

People have pledged roughly a million dollars to successful KS spinning top projects.



:smithicide:

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

"UPDATE 1: Special offer for Kickstrartr's!"

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

* spins fedora

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

m'dreidel

EatinCake
Oct 21, 2008

benisntfunny posted:

I think I'd actually fund this (for being a huge dick) if it weren't $100 to get the horrible product.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/usb-killer--2#/story
This is an amazing solution. I kept reading the pitch hoping to find out this was a means to 'turn-off' your USB port, but no, it's literally a stick that hopes to permanently destroy the port.

From the weird rear end video that does everything it can to sexualizes a cartoon lady to the examples that include 'oh no you're wife is gonna find those pictures you have', everything about this is A+ awful. Good stuff.

Also:

quote:

Please be aware: USB Killer may cause damage to the motherboard, depending on your computer. By making a pre-order you acknowledge that you are aware of this fact.
Ah hahaha.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

EatinCake posted:

Also:

Ah hahaha.

Even better:

quote:

Sometimes, USB Killer may cause damage to the motherboard. This damage may be repaired with no lasting consequences, but data thieves are not going to stick around long enough to do so.
:mmmsmug:

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

EatinCake posted:

This is an amazing solution. I kept reading the pitch hoping to find out this was a means to 'turn-off' your USB port, but no, it's literally a stick that hopes to permanently destroy the port.

From the weird rear end video that does everything it can to sexualizes a cartoon lady to the examples that include 'oh no you're wife is gonna find those pictures you have', everything about this is A+ awful. Good stuff.

Also:

Ah hahaha.

I've seen this demonstrated when it was some Russian hacker building the thing (and it's likely the same guy trying to monetize his creation) and releasing the plans on the internet and the common conclusion was that this isn't really for doing a data wipe, but vandalizing computers.

The original video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TidRpVWXBE

Motherboard at Vice discusses with a bunch of computer engineers on it's capacities. It will likely destroy the "southbridge" chipset but there's a "remote possibility" it could damage the CPU and hard drive. But, yeah, replacing the entire motherboard along with the CPU is likely what'll happen. But then, since it likely won't wipe the HDD, then it's useless as a data protection measure when the data thieves can just yank the working HDD and plug it into another computer.

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Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Found this local kickstart that is just completely :wtf:

UFO MUG https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/icreatemyidea/ufo-mug

The entire description is just one single, giant, image.



Also, lama-nator. Obviously a gimmick but gave me a chuckle.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/387431724/llama-nator

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