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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


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baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

That reminds me of IDS

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR
Hail Cake Prince and eat the Monarchy, literally.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

darkwasthenight posted:

Hail Cake Prince and eat the Monarchy, literally.



Horrifying.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Oberleutnant posted:

The real weight of the criticism is laid at the state, and the state as class relation, rather than as a "thing". The behaviour of the police is dependent on the desire of the dominant minority class to protect itself against the majority. Change the class dynamic, and you're going to change the nature of the violence that it perpetrates.

Morally I can't support the police in the current state of class relation because of what it represents - despite the fact that yes I'm sure that sometimes it does objective good. Under a different mode of society? Who knows?

Thanks. Where are all these cool snake pics coming from?!

Captain Mediocre
Oct 14, 2005

Saving lives and money!

TheHoodedClaw posted:

Can I ask which bit of government is funding you? I've got PMs enabled I think.

HMRC. I'm kind of surprised because I would've assumed that the DWP would have this sort of thing on their budget but apparently not.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Prince John posted:

Thanks. Where are all these cool snake pics coming from?!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

It's the Gadsden Flag, famously touted by libertarians and those who look wistfully back to the slave-owning days of America's history.

Silly Hyena
May 2, 2014

Prince John posted:

Thanks. Where are all these cool snake pics coming from?!

It's based on a revolutionary flag from the American war of independence. The snake was a symbol of the states joining against the British Empire, made popular by Benjamin Franklin. For some reason modern libertarians co-opted it.

Tesseraction posted:

It's the Gadsden Flag, famously touted by libertarians and those who look wistfully back to the slave-owning days of America's history.

Actually both sides traded and owned slaves at the time, the British Empire didn't abolish slavery until 1833, fifty years after the war ended.

Silly Hyena fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Nov 7, 2015

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Heh, as far as historical flags go, that's not too bad.

Edit: Hahaha. vv

Prince John fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Nov 7, 2015

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Interestingly, I think in the UK the right to silence is not a defence against self-incrimination. The whole "failing to mention something you later rely on in court" bit actually weighs heavily against you so whether you're arrested under terrorism charges or not it's very much in your interests to cooperate as fully as possible with the police or they could consider you to be lying by omission.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
If you're ever arrested by the police for any reason do not speak to them without legal council. They're required to provide free legal council if you're ever arrested, save yourself some heartache and use it. Every station has a Duty Solicitor so ask for them, they're independent and should be available at any time. If your offense is really mild you may just speak with them over the phone than in person, just be honest with them and do what they say.

You will not get in trouble for refusing to speak to the police before the provide you with legal council. Well unless you're arrested under the Terrorism Act, then you're hosed.

Fans fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Nov 7, 2015

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

TomViolence posted:

Interestingly, I think in the UK the right to silence is not a defence against self-incrimination. The whole "failing to mention something you later rely on in court" bit actually weighs heavily against you so whether you're arrested under terrorism charges or not it's very much in your interests to cooperate as fully as possible with the police or they could consider you to be lying by omission.
Technically it never has (for normal non-terrorism cases).

A jury has always been free to make or not make inference from a refusal to answer a question, the 1994 act just made that explicit in writing.

It works for the same reason that jury nullification works (even though that has not been made explicit in writing), that a juror cannot be punished for their verdict either way, and that it is generally held to be poor form to enquire into the motivations of jurors during or after deliberations.

With the additional compulsions to speak as part of terrorism law, in addition to secret courts and other dubious things, it all gets a bit more sinister.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

TomViolence posted:

it's very much in your interests to cooperate as fully as possible with the police or they could consider you to be lying by omission.

That seems like poor advice, the failing to mention clause only matters if things go to court. If the police are interviewing you that likely means they do not have the evidence to charge you yet, why would you speak to them and potentially give them that evidence by accident? Even if you have done nothing wrong you should not speak with them until you have a solicitor - their goal is to get you to say something they can use to charge and convict you, not to help you go home.

I mean, you can have a chat with them in the street if you like and obviously use your own judgement to an extent. I've spoken with the police while being detained for a drug search after a sniffer dog apparently indicated on me - I'd been out climbing and had a large bag of suspicious white powder (magnesium carbonate chalk) that I explained to them. But if I were arrested or actually had committed a crime I would not say anything without legal advice. You have the right to it and you'd be stupid not to use it.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

big scary monsters posted:

I've spoken with the police while being detained for a drug search after a sniffer dog apparently indicated on me
I read something a while back that put forward the argument that sniffer dogs (for purposes of drug searches) are statistically as useful as random chance at detecting drugs, and are mostly picking up on the handler's body language, emotional state etc when they start getting interested in a person, and in that sense are just a pretext for stopping whomever the officers want stopped. I don't know what, if any, evidence this was based on, or how accurate it is at all. I just thought it was interesting.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



The only response when being interviewed by the police, at least in non terrorism situations, is 'No Comment'. Politicians don't use it for no reason.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
How to talk to cops:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWKa_GO_3hc

Alternatively:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc
And this is specifically american, so in a lot of ways won't apply to the UK, but it will still be some of the most productive 48 minutes you can spend on youtube, so watch it anyway seriously.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I don't recall.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

big scary monsters posted:

That seems like poor advice, the failing to mention clause only matters if things go to court. If the police are interviewing you that likely means they do not have the evidence to charge you yet, why would you speak to them and potentially give them that evidence by accident? Even if you have done nothing wrong you should not speak with them until you have a solicitor - their goal is to get you to say something they can use to charge and convict you, not to help you go home.

Maybe this is a good time to post Don't Talk to Police which has a load of examples about why it can be harmful to speak to them.

I'd be interested to know how much of it applies over here in the UK as well.

Oberleutnant posted:

I read something a while back that put forward the argument that sniffer dogs (for purposes of drug searches) are statistically as useful as random chance at detecting drugs, and are mostly picking up on the handler's body language, emotional state etc when they start getting interested in a person, and in that sense are just a pretext for stopping whomever the officers want stopped. I don't know what, if any, evidence this was based on, or how accurate it is at all. I just thought it was interesting.

I have a friend who trains these dogs and can verify that they can detect drugs, at least in a training session anyway. That sounds like an interesting study though.

Edit: Ober is too quick on the draw. Incidentally, do you reckon that lawyer is on speed?

Prince John fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Nov 7, 2015

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Oberleutnant posted:

I read something a while back that put forward the argument that sniffer dogs (for purposes of drug searches) are statistically as useful as random chance at detecting drugs, and are mostly picking up on the handler's body language, emotional state etc when they start getting interested in a person, and in that sense are just a pretext for stopping whomever the officers want stopped. I don't know what, if any, evidence this was based on, or how accurate it is at all. I just thought it was interesting.

Yeah I've heard that too. I did look like a pretty stereotypical stoner at the time even though I really wasn't one, so could have just been the handler thought I looked likely. On the other hand I'd been at a music festival near Amsterdam the week before and taken the same bag with me, so maybe the dog really did smell something.

Kaislioc
Feb 14, 2008

Trickjaw posted:

The only response when being interviewed by the police, at least in non terrorism situations, is 'No Comment'. Politicians don't use it for no reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4f_vi7yKuU

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene




Huh. Who knew The Joker made it Windsor?

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
Funny as it is, don't piss the police off if you ever find yourself talking to them. They have plenty of ways to gently caress about with you if they want to, don't give them a reason to go out of their way and try. Be polite, ask for legal council and don't answer any questions beyond who you are.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Prince John posted:

I have a friend who trains these dogs and can verify that they can detect drugs, at least in a training session anyway. That sounds like an interesting study though.

I went googling on this (because I really know how to spend a saturday night) and came back with some evidence:

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-01-06/news/ct-met-canine-officers-20110105_1_drug-sniffing-dogs-alex-rothacker-drug-dog

quote:

The dogs are trained to dig or sit when they smell drugs, which triggers automobile searches. But a Tribune analysis of three years of data for suburban departments found that only 44 percent of those alerts by the dogs led to the discovery of drugs or paraphernalia.
For Hispanic drivers, the success rate was just 27 percent.

This article put their accuracy at less than 16%, which is fairly scary, but again - American, and I don't know how US police training methods differ from ours.

quote:

tests are often so poorly designed that it's impossible to say whether the dog is detecting drugs or reacting to its handler's cues. But even well-designed, double-blind tests grossly exaggerate a dog's ability to provide probable cause for searches in real-world conditions. As University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill law professor Richard E. Myers explains in a 2006 George Mason Law Review article, the basic problem is that drugs are always present in the testing situation but rarely present in people's cars. So even a dog that is very good at finding drugs in a "controlled testing environment" will generate a lot of false positives when sniffing randomly selected cars. In fact, Myers says, it is easy to imagine how even a well-trained drug-detecting dog could generate many more false positives than true positives.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Oberleutnant posted:

So even a dog that is very good at finding drugs in a "controlled testing environment" will generate a lot of false positives when sniffing randomly selected cars. In fact, Myers says, it is easy to imagine how even a well-trained drug-detecting dog could generate many more false positives than true positives.
Reminds me of that neural net computer sponsored by the military, where they fed it a ton of photos with and without hidden tanks in them, until it could tell them apart with 100% accuracy. Then when fed a new set it performed no better than chance. Turned out that the tank set were all taken on a cloudy day and the non-tank set were all taken on a day with clear skies, so they had the most expensive 'is it cloudy?' detector ever built.
I guess Google found it useful later with deep dream though.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Guavanaut posted:

Reminds me of that neural net computer sponsored by the military, where they fed it a ton of photos with and without hidden tanks in them, until it could tell them apart with 100% accuracy. Then when fed a new set it performed no better than chance. Turned out that the tank set were all taken on a cloudy day and the non-tank set were all taken on a day with clear skies, so they had the most expensive 'is it cloudy?' detector ever built.
I guess Google found it useful later with deep dream though.

Hahaha, that is brilliant.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

Reminds me of that neural net computer sponsored by the military, where they fed it a ton of photos with and without hidden tanks in them, until it could tell them apart with 100% accuracy. Then when fed a new set it performed no better than chance. Turned out that the tank set were all taken on a cloudy day and the non-tank set were all taken on a day with clear skies, so they had the most expensive 'is it cloudy?' detector ever built.
I guess Google found it useful later with deep dream though.

Lol. Maybe the BBC can use that now they hosed off their contract with the Met Office.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I cant believe the BBC ditched the Met Office.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Pissflaps posted:

I cant believe the BBC ditched the Met Office.

The weather has been terrible since.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

I cant believe the BBC ditched the Met Office.

The Voice too.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Silly Hyena posted:

Actually both sides traded and owned slaves at the time, the British Empire didn't abolish slavery until 1833, fifty years after the war ended.

I'm aware; was referring to its modern usage.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
The thing with sovereign citizens and all those other loonies is that they've got the right idea but the wrong implementation.

There are super secret magical words that make it that the law doesn't apply to you but they're "I'm filthy rich" rather than "I do not consent"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Or its effective equivalent "Remember the fun we had in Piers Gaveston, Your Worship?"

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
"I do not consent" is actually pretty effective at making the police uninterested in matters as long as the other party is part of the government.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
gently caress off Cameron with your politicians perfectly placed tear track. Git tae gently caress.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Silly Hyena posted:

It's based on a revolutionary flag from the American war of independence. The snake was a symbol of the states joining against the British Empire, made popular by Benjamin Franklin. For some reason modern libertarians co-opted it.


Actually both sides traded and owned slaves at the time, the British Empire didn't abolish slavery until 1833, fifty years after the war ended.

Britain did free any slaves defecting from the rebels, though, iirc.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Guavanaut posted:

I think Kafkaesque is the best word for it.

Or some word for the godforsaken child of Kafka and Orwell.

That's the fucker I was trying to think of! Thanks :)

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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XMNN posted:

"I do not consent" is actually pretty effective at making the police uninterested in matters as long as the other party is part of the government.

As opposed to the parties who are part of the government, who become interested if you say "I cannot consent".

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

XMNN posted:

"I do not consent" is actually pretty effective at making the police uninterested in matters as long as the other party is part of the government.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-34733551

quote:

Jersey care inquiry: Yacht club abuse claims 'hit dead end'

Graham Power said investigators had been unable to obtain the yacht club registers, which had logged those present at social gatherings

Investigations into claims that police socialised with suspected paedophiles at a Jersey yacht club "came to a dead end", a former police chief has said.

Graham Power was in charge when the police investigation into historical child abuse began in 2006.

He told Jersey's abuse inquiry that officers could not access the yacht club registers, which would have shown who was present at gatherings.

Mr Power was suspended in 2008 over his handling of the investigation.
'Out at sea'

He said there were reports that children were abused on boats.

"I was told that a group of police officers and senior officials, and people who were subsequently associated with paedophile activity, used to meet as a group at the yacht club at the same time and socialise together.

"The reports that things were happening out at sea all seemed to join up into a sort of set of circumstances that merits investigation."

He told the hearing that during an investigation into the abuse of a sea cadet, a suspect had text messages on his phone to a retired senior police officer asking for advice about the inquiry.
'Long-running conspiracy'

Mr Power retired in 2010, while suspended.

His suspension was described as unfair in the Napier Report, released in 2010, which he said exonerated him.

Mr Power said the meeting at which he was suspended by ministers lasted 35 minutes, and he was given an hour to decide whether he would resign.

He said: "It was clearly a craftily devised, long-running conspiracy between them."

Yup.

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