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rear end cobra posted:Its called a BOG you retard swede you mean a bög ahahahahaha all jokes aside i dont think i even want to live in norway anymore even if i get a working visa it seems like they hate foreigners more than they admit and liquor costs too much, sweden has already been taken over, living in finland while forced to find humor in the painful absurd existence seems like the living equivalent to reading an albert camus novel any fins want to get me a work visa for your canned soup company or whatever it is you people do? a sauna repairman?
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:all off now. they were told it was the assigned housing or nothing (because there is literally nothing else avaliable) why didn't you racists give them good housing
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Hogge Wild posted:why didn't you racists give them good housing we're pretty much down to this now 
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extra stout posted:you mean a bög ahahahahaha impossible to find employment here unless you know finnish or are willing to clean toilets and have everyone pretend you dont exist Dyna Soar fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Nov 8, 2015 |
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:we're pretty much down to this now ah ok, i wouldn't want to sleep in the same tent with that creep
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extra stout posted:all jokes aside i dont think i even want to live in norway anymore even if i get a working visa it seems like they hate foreigners more than they admit only the non-western ones
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my dad is english but lives in norway and whenever I visit and we go driving around sarpsborg or Fredrikstad you should hear him bitching and moning about "loving scrounging immigrants" as soon as he sees a brown person lol. He don't even pay any tax cause he only ever does black work.
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Free Market Mambo posted:
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Herman Merman posted:born wearing a lion pendant Don't we all?
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Herman Merman posted:born wearing a lion pendant He's a Leo, born in late summer obviously. You can tell by the lack of snow on the trees.
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LordArgh posted:only the non-western ones i wish this was true but when i read the immigration laws of norway even those that apply to me as an american it's really loving dumb, you have to bring 12 grand cash, have a work or student visa first which everyone says no one will give me, and then if you have all that you get a janitor job and can't afford 50 dollar pizzas or 50 dollar bottom shelf liquor
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extra stout posted:i wish this was true but when i read the immigration laws of norway even those that apply to me as an american it's really loving dumb, you have to bring 12 grand cash, have a work or student visa first which everyone says no one will give me, and then if you have all that you get a janitor job and can't afford 50 dollar pizzas or 50 dollar bottom shelf liquor lol owned
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Hogge Wild posted:reverse danegeld reverse dangle? Nobody wants to hear about your genitals
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extra stout posted:i wish this was true but when i read the immigration laws of norway even those that apply to me as an american it's really loving dumb, you have to bring 12 grand cash, have a work or student visa first which everyone says no one will give me, and then if you have all that you get a janitor job and can't afford 50 dollar pizzas or 50 dollar bottom shelf liquor lol I can't feed myself, get a job, or get into college. Why wont a foreign country to which I have no ties whatsoever support me? loving dumbasses, can't they see I'm an american and thus deserving of a social system I or my parents never paid for.
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Waci posted:lol now do you understand the mentality behind people who spend so much time writing internet posts about how borders shouldn't exist
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extra stout posted:i wish this was true but when i read the immigration laws of norway even those that apply to me as an american it's really loving dumb, you have to bring 12 grand cash, have a work or student visa first which everyone says no one will give me, and then if you have all that you get a janitor job and can't afford 50 dollar pizzas or 50 dollar bottom shelf liquor Well, you know any sane country would prefer to take in immigrants that are actually kind of useful. Also, norway has always had a pretty restrictive immigration policy, though we do our share of quota refugees and stuff as well (though I think both Sweden have Denmark have taken in many more in relation to population than we have). fun thing about norway is that swedes are our largest population of immigrants, who come here to work because sweden actually is pretty lovely when it comes to employment. they mostly do lower tier service jobs like bartending, waiting, and reception work.
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Randarkman posted:Well, you know any sane country would prefer to take in immigrants that are actually kind of useful. dont they work there but then only buy groceries and snus back in sweden because your taxes are poo poo? ive got a bad american associates and i thought that would at least get me a job as like an american flag underwear stripper or greeting people in english in hotels or something
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extra stout posted:dont they work there but then only buy groceries and snus back in sweden because your taxes are poo poo? ive got a bad american associates and i thought that would at least get me a job as like an american flag underwear stripper or greeting people in english in hotels or something some might if they live close to the border. but there are swedes all over the country really. though mostly in oslo. that's about a 3 hour car trip i think to get to svinesund. it'll end up costing you quite a bit in gas, though i think there are buses set up in østfold to get you cheaply to sweden. anyway there's nothing stopping norwegians living in the same place from doing the same thing, but most don't because of travel expenses and convenience at just going down to the local store. swedes can easily come and go because they are in schengen. that's where your luck runs out. e: it's either that or have education which can be useful for a job in the oil industry. I think still alot of the workers there are English and American as they were at the start when English and American oil companies were contracted to explore the north sea for oil. then alot of the workers were kept on when the state nationalized the oil reserves, so that their expertise could be utilized. Randarkman fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Nov 9, 2015 |
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Oberleutnant posted:
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Randarkman posted:some might if they live close to the border. but there are swedes all over the country really. though mostly in oslo. that's about a 3 hour car trip i think to get to svinesund. it'll end up costing you quite a bit in gas, though i think there are buses set up in østfold to get you cheaply to sweden. anyway there's nothing stopping norwegians living in the same place from doing the same thing, but most don't because of travel expenses and convenience at just going down to the local store. im a derelict with a humanities major but i still appreciate all those words so i can fantasize about another life where it's night all the time and everybody is drinkine kaffe and using general or ettan snus while talking about how they wish trotsky never got killed by that ice axe the jokes on you - i might not be able to afford to do almost anything in america but they ran a promotion here where general snus was 1 dollar a can including taxes
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extra stout posted:im a derelict with a humanities major but i still appreciate all those words so i can fantasize about another life where it's night all the time and everybody is drinkine kaffe and using general or ettan snus while talking about how they wish trotsky never got killed by that ice axe snus is for swedes and weaklings
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Free Market Mambo posted:
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Truer words never said. The swamp runs deep.
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From the swamp you came and to the swamp you shall return. Stay safe Finland män
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extra stout posted:i wish this was true but when i read the immigration laws of norway even those that apply to me as an american it's really loving dumb, you have to bring 12 grand cash, have a work or student visa first which everyone says no one will give me, and then if you have all that you get a janitor job and can't afford 50 dollar pizzas or 50 dollar bottom shelf liquor I know a lot of north americans who live and work in oslo with no issues whatsoever they are however smart and have marketable skills so ymmv
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if we suddenly need lots of people with degrees in english literature or finger painting i'll let the thread know so that americans can apply to come live here
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Finland is Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: The Country.
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Oberleutnant posted:Finland is Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: The Country. thats lithuania, we dont even drink that much
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Oberleutnant posted:Finland is Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: The Country. Росси́я
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its almost impossible for foreigners, even white, to find decent jobs in finland unless you have a very specific skill or degree. I dated an american with two degrees (medical administration and english) and she sent over 80 applications in 6 months and didnt even get a single interview. Maybe it was the brown sounding lastname though.
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and the biggest lol is that you cant even get a decent blue collar job without good contacts theres no chance in hell that some iraqi refugee will ever get anything more than a temp minimum wage job
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goatse.cx haver posted:its almost impossible for foreigners, even white, to find decent jobs in finland unless you have a very specific skill or degree. I dated an american with two degrees (medical administration and english) and she sent over 80 applications in 6 months and didnt even get a single interview. Maybe it was the brown sounding lastname though. what is brown in the context of finland like any name that isnt finniällätrol kräksänankiälläkaiikiki would be foreign
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brown = lightly tanned. i have a finnish friend who has dark curly hair and brown eyes and he was called a quarter-friend of the family (varttineekeri) for most of his childhood. then i have a friend whos half tansanian so basically black and he regularily gets denied access to bars and nightclubs. dudes been born here, lived here all his life and often gets treated like poo poo because of the colour of his skin. Dyna Soar fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Nov 11, 2015 |
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