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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

all orange animal avs look the same to me

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I don't even know how to begin addressing that

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Jerry Cotton posted:

Oh wait Awia and Silver Alicorn are different posters :wth:

lol

lmao

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
i will send my santees bulk magic: the gathering: online rares and shareware 5.25" disks

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Silver Alicorn posted:

I'm still waiting for an email from GATOS Y VATOS

Sorry, had to leave for work earlier than expected then was busy until now. Email sent.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
yosmas gift idea for gatos: tattoo over ip system, tele-tattonics if u will

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

if anyone wants to send me 5.25" diskettes, feel free

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
hello yospos, long time poster, first time santa:

-- Definitely in to whatever local junk you got. I like booze but IDK about the legality of shipping it. I'm assuming that here in the south it's a bad idea. I'm willing to assume whatever risk though because whatever.

-- Definitely into whatever weird things you want to make. Gimmicks are cool too.

-- All of my pets are dead. (please dont try to send me more pets)

--I will be editing this post as I think of more things.

update: Apparently the supreme court justice got their poo poo together and now it's ok to get booze shipped.

also i am a fledging weed smoker and i guess i like weed things

also i'm trying to make my apartment look okay and i will put literally anything up on the wall that you send me, no matter how terrible it is. sci fi art would be really cool though.

i like to cook

also just because I posted "hey send me dumb handmade crap" that doesn't mean I'll be sad if you just drop ship me stuff on amazon.

OH YEAH and i will be out of town from dec 21 to dec 30th, so if your stuff gets here in that window, I won't be able to accept it. I can ask my neighbor to snag packages for me though if this window is too difficult to avoid.

DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Nov 30, 2015

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

-- All of my pets are dead.

even the ones you don't have yet, which is what i call convenient

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

hello yospos, long time poster, first time santa:

-- Definitely in to whatever local junk you got. I like booze but IDK about the legality of shipping it. I'm assuming that here in the south it's a bad idea. I'm willing to assume whatever risk though because whatever.

-- Definitely into whatever weird things you want to make. Gimmicks are cool too.

-- All of my pets are dead. (please dont try to send me more pets)

--I will be editing this post as I think of more things.

do you like pasta sauce?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I have a copy of The Bard's Tale (Apple ][) and a copy of Daikatana I will be giving out randomly as "bonus" gifts.

It will cost more to ship Daikatana than I could ever hope to recoup if I sold it.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Jerry Cotton posted:

do you like pasta sauce?

well pasta sauce is pretty vague. i like most pasta sauces but some are not so good.

pesto is the best pasta sauce, imo.

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
This is your annual reminder that it's completely within postal regulations to ship a 2 by 4

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

pesto is the best pasta sauce

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Silver Alicorn posted:

yeah but it's out of date, and pretty irrelevant to anyone here except also extremely yospos

Tannenbaum is never out of date

:colbert:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
tannenbaum is an eeMachine?? :monocle:

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

Silver Alicorn posted:

tannenbaum is an eeMachine?? :monocle:

no that's cummings

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
last time i was lookin at copies of daikatana they were pricey but i dont remember

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
huh the price has gone up a bit. still not really enough to care though

someone is selling copies signed by john romero

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

well pasta sauce is pretty vague. i like most pasta sauces but some are not so good.

pesto is the best pasta sauce, imo.

yea dog

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

Jerry Cotton posted:

Oh wait Awia and Silver Alicorn are different posters :wth:

lol

lolling

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
throwing my hand down in this gauntlet of pain and misery

nerd things i enjoy:
RPG stuff, tabletop or CRPG
weird sci-fi and fantasy things
Dota
model air and naval stuff

things i do not like:
uhhhhhhh
ummmmmm
idk honestly. if you send something weird like a cum-stained mattress or a porno tape i might be liable to make a youtube video where i burn it
oh yeah obviously don't send me anything that's alive. i won't burn it and i can't keep it so yeah don't be a jerk

don't live with any pets at the moment, but i regularly see my parents' cats. they're cool, but they probably have enough toys as it is

Solus M.D.
Oct 17, 2007

what did i just post?
gently caress it i'm in again

things i like: art things, book things (i can send my amazon wish list to a santa i guess), sweets and local crap

handmade things and warm things since i just moved north recently, funy computer also okay unless it's just parts because holy poo poo do we have a lot of computer parts around

current tshirt size: men's L or XL

things i don't want:
anything formerly living
drugs, porn, etc
super size dependent clothing, i'm still losing weight and i keep going in between sizes

lovely santa last year to: jimmy carter
santee of: angry keebler

also note: since i am currently making grad student money, international shipping is out this year, and ~my partner~ (also a goon) will be helping so whoever gets me gets two santas for the price of one i guess

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed

flakeloaf posted:

pm me and i will totally send you yostowels for all that water

thanks for the offer ;-) but we didn't get hit too badly, and it looks like the light damage we got the contractor who installed our roof is going to handle due to my wife recc'ing him non stop even though we're out of warranty.

just goto my gofundme to buy a load of dehumidifiers and a lot of hoses to just keep sucking the moisture out the air, maybe one day we'll see the sun around here again for more than an hour.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Solus M.D. posted:

gently caress it i'm in again

things i like: art things, book things (i can send my amazon wish list to a santa i guess), sweets and local crap

handmade things and warm things since i just moved north recently, funy computer also okay unless it's just parts because holy poo poo do we have a lot of computer parts around

current tshirt size: men's L or XL

things i don't want:
anything formerly living
drugs, porn, etc
super size dependent clothing, i'm still losing weight and i keep going in between sizes

lovely santa last year to: jimmy carter
santee of: angry keebler

also note: since i am currently making grad student money, international shipping is out this year, and ~my partner~ (also a goon) will be helping so whoever gets me gets two santas for the price of one i guess

cool don't forget to shoot me an email though!

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

prologue:

i just moved into an apartment and it's basically empty. there's a rule about this apartment, though: only good, well-considered, ethical crap goes in it. like i want to slowly build it into a place that reflects myself and my values rather than just do an ikea run. so for you the gift getter there's basically a chance to buy anything! but also it should not be bad for the planet or whatever, please

turn offs:

novelty items
candy
meat except sea meat (vegetarian lol)

turn ons:

Apple products
cooking/kitchen things
metal cups from asia
alcohol (honestly on a non-drinking binge atm, but it'll pass)

turn ons very much big time:

a stock speed, blower-style nVidia card
330W power brick for Alienware X51
i5-3450, i7-2600 or i7-3770
A double size futon
VR thing

a list of interests since i don't know if the above says anything useful:

movies with a dystopian future
communism (no relation)
really weird mangas
genre-busting stuff like Watchmen, Evangelion and MGS 2
feminism
Club Monaco
sushi

EDIT:

oh, i'm a web developer
clothing size is small to medium tops, size 32 waist, 30 length for pants
tiny tiny feet like size 41?
i have a iPhone 5S and iPad Air and Macbook Air

PleasureKevin fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Nov 29, 2015

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

PleasureKevin posted:

there's a rule about this apartment, though: only good, well-considered, ethical crap goes in it. like i want to slowly build it into a place that reflects myself and my values rather than just do an ikea run.

fukcin lol

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed
brah, you're a pescatarian, not a vegetarian

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
if pleasure kevin doesn't get a dirty mattress soaked in pig blood i will be so disappointed

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

PleasureKevin posted:


i just moved into an apartment and it's basically empty. there's a rule about this apartment, though: only pleasureful, pleasurable, pleasuring crap goes in it. like i want to slowly build it into a place that reflects myself and my extreme pleasure rather than just do an ikea run. so for you the gift getter there's basically a chance to buy anything! but also it should not be bad for the planet or whatever, kevin

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
theres only one person deserving of having the entirety of yospos secret santa assigned to one person and flooded with mattresses and bugs but i dont think cremnob is participating so pleasurekevin it is

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

bump_fn posted:

if pleasure kevin doesn't get a dirty mattress soaked in pig blood i will be so disappointed

well his mother just menstruated all over my drat bed so

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
*sigh* a poster so young his mom isn't through menopause... millenials...

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
lol if your mom isn't a shambling corpse kept alive solely by cheap alcohol and self-loathing

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
so I'm gonna be in japan for the next 2 weeks, and then i'm going to be moving around xmas, so I can like order/make stuff but is it okay if I put like...dates on my gifts? like if it will arrive before 12/17 send it to SF, if not, send it to LA?

is that kosher or will that break the minds of the yosmassers who will inevitably send me a $20 amazon gift card in late april?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I think it's moot because you won't receive your gift before mid july anyway

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

PleasureKevin posted:

i just moved into an apartment and it's basically empty. there's a rule about this apartment, though: only good, well-considered, ethical crap goes in it.

it was too late as soon as you walked in :xd:

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

Beast of Bourbon posted:

so I'm gonna be in japan for the next 2 weeks, and then i'm going to be moving around xmas, so I can like order/make stuff but is it okay if I put like...dates on my gifts? like if it will arrive before 12/17 send it to SF, if not, send it to LA?

is that kosher or will that break the minds of the yosmassers who will inevitably send me a $20 amazon gift card in late april?

you'll get a jpg of star citizen and you will like it

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Its on as gently caress

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enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed

Skyl3lazer posted:

Its on as gently caress

whoever gets this guy. . . good gifts you shall receive

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