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Nowadays we have all sorts of cool documentaries on the ancient lives of ancient people who are mostly anciently dead. The grand structures they constructed, their tombs and cities and technologies and legacies they left behind. So I was wondering... considering the fact that digital media dies fairly rapidly and as everything is digital these days, what will people 1000 years from now discover from us, and how can we gently caress with them? Last year, I have no idea why, but I had a Mexican pesos on me while I was in Dunkirk. There's a nature reserve nearby across the border in Belgium so I buried it a couple feet down so that it wouldn't be disappeared by erosion or construction or what have you, and hopefully discovered a few hundred years later, leading future paleontologists to be like "wtf?" I'm thinking of going back with a whole bunch of pesos and just burying them around all around the reserve to further confound them. What are you doing to gently caress with the future? Jesus Christ fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Nov 9, 2015 |
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big diarrhea poop buried in a time capsule under the washington monument.
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Nov 9, 2015 03:33
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also the time capsule should be constructed in such a way that it preserves the texture and especially aroma of the diarrhea poop.
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Nov 9, 2015 03:33
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have a bunch of kids
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Nov 9, 2015 03:35
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Hell Yeah posted:also the time capsule should be constructed in such a way that it preserves the texture and especially aroma of the diarrhea poop. you know there are scientists who study ancient poop (coprolites) so you're just giving them more poo poo to work with (lol) right?
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Nov 9, 2015 03:38
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we can't really do that because we're probably not going to lose all the millions of accounts of history collated in countless academic databases, and even if all of it is stored on soon to be outdated medium they'll be able to transfer it over or, worst case, re-invent the old device used to access that media the only reason ancient people didn't have a clue what was going on was because like a single person in any given area knew how to write, and if someone's big encyclopedia got old and torn apart or burned in a fire or fell in a ditch, that was it, it was gone forever as was all the accounts recorded on that, now even if a mega nuclear apocalypse happens there's probably still warehouses of school textbooks people could find if everything electronic exploded
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Nov 9, 2015 03:39
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Jesus Christ posted:Nowadays we have all sorts of cool documentaries on the ancient lives of ancient people who are mostly anciently dead. The grand structures they constructed, their tombs and cities and technologies and legacies they left behind. this but with my dick pic
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Nov 9, 2015 03:40
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What future?
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Nov 9, 2015 03:40
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write "I'm gay" on the walls of every cave
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Nov 9, 2015 03:42
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I'm going to be discovered in front of the ancient remains of my computer, perfectly preserved by the additives in all the soda and chips I would have been eating at the time. My withered, yet bloated middle finger will be extended towards the entrance of my tomb, and my free hand will be resting firmly on my lovely little jerky dick.
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Nov 9, 2015 03:42
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Volume posted:this but with my dick pic Presumptuous to assume future generations will have microscopes.
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Nov 9, 2015 03:44
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Jesus Christ posted:you know there are scientists who study ancient poop (coprolites) so you're just giving them more poo poo to work with (lol) right? i'm not talking about a fossilized poop, i'm talking about an absolutely fresh minted diarrhea poop inside a specially constructed time capsule so you open it and then a scientist from the future says "that smells like someone just had diarrhea."
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Nov 9, 2015 03:46
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Hell Yeah posted:i'm not talking about a fossilized poop, i'm talking about an absolutely fresh minted diarrhea poop inside a specially constructed time capsule so you open it and then a scientist from the future says "that smells like someone just had diarrhea." You don't think future poop will smell different? All the food will have evolved by then.
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Nov 9, 2015 03:48
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Vote for the fyad mod  edit for dumbies: 
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Nov 9, 2015 03:51
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You don't think future poop will smell different? All the food will have evolved by then. food may change but poop never changes.
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Nov 9, 2015 03:53
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I use my car to drive up the driveway to get my mail from the mailbox 20 feet away
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Nov 9, 2015 03:56
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Hell Yeah posted:food may change but poop never changes. Well nobody knows what poo poo smelled like thousands of years ago. Although one could imagine the Paleolithic dawn, spit-roasting mammoth in a dank cave, ripping a sturdy, full-bodied fart, and the aroma transporting the mindset into something more ancient, more passionate and animalistic. Yes, that was a cave-man fart. I'm sure that's what it was like for cave men.
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Nov 9, 2015 03:59
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fart a lot, op and get everyone to join in the fun
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Nov 9, 2015 04:01
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we could try legalizing gay marriage and 
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Nov 9, 2015 04:02
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ok so let's say in the future poop and farts smell like cup cakes or oranges. are you saying a perfectly preserved diarrhea poop from the present day wouldn't be a great thing to send to the future? because if you are saying that then i disagree with you.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:03
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Hell Yeah posted:ok so let's say in the future poop and farts smell like cup cakes or oranges. are you saying a perfectly preserved diarrhea poop from the present day wouldn't be a great thing to send to the future? because if you are saying that then i disagree with you. Oh it would be hilarious for people in the past, but I don't know if future people would get the joke. They would probably just go eh, that smells funny.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:05
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I'd say humans have about 75-80 years until the complete collapse and/or death of human civilization. I'd say we just need to keep up the good work myself.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:05
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In 65 years we went from not flying to landing on the moon. In the 45 years since, we've invented twitter.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:08
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Continue the environmental degradation of the planet, maintain our accelerated reliance on finite resources (ex. petroleum products), and do not stop the falling birth rates in developed countries. Oh, and ban immunizations. Pretty sure that'll do some cool things in a thousand years.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:13
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actually in the 65 years since that we've brought millions and millions of images of hot naked women to people all over the world, so maybe you should SLOW YOUR FUKKIN ROLL before passing judgement on this generation
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Nov 9, 2015 04:14
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In all honesty, if I could choose any year to be born in, I would choose 2015. Our future as a species is very bright.
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Nov 9, 2015 04:14
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i would choose to be born in year 100 AD and live in piss and poo poo until i died from malaria or a war
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Nov 9, 2015 04:18
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:i would choose to be born in year 100 AD and live in piss and poo poo until i died from malaria or a war The internet was lovely back then and only available through AOL parchments. As well as the fact that there were too many websites devoted to this science fiction writer named Jesus Christ and his cult "Chrientology"
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Nov 9, 2015 04:38
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origami posted:Presumptuous to assume future generations will have microscopes. 
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Nov 9, 2015 05:17
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keep doing what we've been doing and change nothing
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Nov 9, 2015 05:22
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What's the best way to romance a cloud of chinese smog and heavy metals?
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Nov 9, 2015 05:22
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destroy the earth's environment so it's all just a scorched earth
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Nov 9, 2015 05:28
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Its archaeologists who will dig up your dumb poo poo OP.
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Nov 9, 2015 05:37
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ive had silicone molds of my cock and balls made, production run of 200,000, i dunno.. i think they might outlive me
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Nov 9, 2015 05:43
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eugenics so that everyone has a cock and balls until nobody can be born without one and they all have a cock and balls in the future
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Nov 9, 2015 05:43
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Just look like we're having a good time in all photos, generally. Those miserable sons of bitches will hate us for it.
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Nov 9, 2015 06:15
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set off atmospheric nuclear bombs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Before_Present
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Nov 9, 2015 06:17
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Airborne Viking posted:and do not stop the falling birth rates in developed countries. lol, this one is the opposite of true???
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Nov 9, 2015 06:18
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wasn't this the plot of that anachronox game
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