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Fathis Munk posted:Tiger face on this one means it's a joke. Also he says so in his description. So no it never was about women's rights. I figured when he said it was a joke he meant it in a "it's funny because it's true" way. MGTen posted:The comments in this one are fantastic. Dozens of people tripping over themselves to smugly throw out outdated facts about an industry they obviously know nothing about. I'll bet if you asked a single one of them to tell you what percentage of the rough stone trade De Beers is actually responsible for, they couldn't tell you. Also popular among black people too, so you can use it to attack both them and women. How about something cool on imgur? http://imgur.com/gallery/Zt9Y4
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Frostwerks posted:I had a coworker ask me who my favorite serial killer was one time. My favourite serial killer is Barbie.
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twistedmentat posted:I figured when he said it was a joke he meant it in a "it's funny because it's true" way The tiger is the joke version of the confession bear. It's mostly very dark (and terrible) jokes.
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Decrepus posted:How does no one doubt anything. You really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
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 "My pointless prank resulted in me panicking and buying cake for the entire school! Bow down and worship my name, mortals! I am like a god unto thee!"  A father projects his own insecurities onto his family, abandoning them emotionally to pursue his own selfish interests. It's rare to see an Imgurian be this self-aware about their own childish behavior and emotional immaturity. Hopefully, now that they recognize their problem they can grow as a parent and a person.  "I am literally too dumb to feed myself and my girlfriend is a surrogate mother. This is funny and not the least bit depressing or pathetic."  Betty calls 911 because the butcher is clearly having a stroke.  Please get help for your father. It sounds like he's going through some stuff.  quote:Sometimes when i'm bored, i run an elaborate simulations in my head pertaining to a situation that have higher odds of happening in day today life. I like to prepare myself with readymade just heat and eat type responses. And in order have a control group i post it in a meme form and check its credibility by going through the comments. If it leans largely on the positive side, i polish the aforementioned statement further and just wait till such an event actually takes place. It can be used as an icebreaker or just to lighten up a dull boring daily routine.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R044sleOW6I
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I get the joke. It just isn't funny because it makes no sense for someone to speak like that. "Could I get some beef, Paul?" "NO BLACK BETTY HAM OR LAMB" I mean, best case scenario, the butcher is weirdly curt and pushy with his customers: "No [beef], black Betty. Ham or lamb?" But it really should be "No beef today, black Betty. Want some ham or lamb?" But that doesn't match up with the song at all. Plus, Betty is wondering why she's going to a racist butcher that runs his store so poorly that he runs out of beef. It's a complete failure of a joke.
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Why are they even called butchers? Sure they butcher things but they also sell things as well. Makes you think.
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MGTen posted:I get the joke. It just isn't funny because it makes no sense for someone to speak like that. Every time you post I become more and more convinced that you are a literal wet blanket that somehow gained access to a computer and a credit card.
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 How brave! Comments are as usual on the side of "you fuckwit", but it still got voted to front page. The rest of the guy's submissions are generally following the same theme, can you spot it?
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What a scrub , that's not trans at all, that clearly needs the cis prefix. Learn some Latin. (also your opinions are lovely) E: ok the other ones are jokes at least? Also : Notoriety : Idolised 
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Confession bear is supposed to be used for terrible shameful confessions so I guess it fits?
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Fathis Munk posted:Confession bear is supposed to be used for terrible shameful confessions so I guess it fits? I'm not specifically calling you out (or even saying its negative at all), just making a general observation, but some of my favorite posts are the ones where someone points out that they aren't even using the meme properly. It's just the next level of pointing out grammar mistakes in their lovely posts.
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MGTen posted:
Thanks for telling me why this stuff is not funny I wouldn't of known otherwise.
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http://imgur.com/gallery/uJ8O95H Boo hoo hoo, my boyfriend thinks I shouldn't spend so much time trying to be popular on a image sharing site because no one in the real world likes me. I do like the first comment though, and the one about "yea, but a lot of you are racist fuckwits" http://imgur.com/gallery/CcLOhJV You're missing the point dumbass. http://imgur.com/gallery/E5M1cF4 I'm like, what? Just buy a giant truck and get a CC permit, and you'll feel bad rear end again. http://imgur.com/gallery/9wPIkHn Wait, how is this a joke? You're pointing out similarities between a recent kids movie that takes elements of many superheros and iconic characters from the Silver Age of comics. That's not a joke, that's an observation, plus you got it backwards anyways as the Maximoff's first appeared in the early 60s. twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 18:29 on Nov 9, 2015 |
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MGTen posted:I get the joke. It just isn't funny because it makes no sense for someone to speak like that.  lmao
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"I graduated from a prestigious school by working part-time," said everyone whose grandparents paid for it.
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twistedmentat posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/uJ8O95H how do you have no friends if you have a boyfriend
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CommunistPancake posted:how do you have no friends if you have a boyfriend They've been dating since they were 18 and talk to no one else. #relationshipgoals
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CommunistPancake posted:how do you have no friends if you have a boyfriend Have you never known anyone who had a clingy, annoying SO that monopolized their time cause they don't know anyone else to hang out with or talk to? It's a pretty common thing
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twistedmentat posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/9wPIkHn I'm pretty sure the joke was "so did those bullets".
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Post your favorite joke to over analyze.
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Any person with basic motor skills and >70 IQ can screw in a lightbulb so prima facie any punchline in the oeuvre should not have multiple people performing such a simple task. Furthermore
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I completely missed the joke, as in I didn't see the line of text. I made sure to run over this 5 times before posting. http://imgur.com/gallery/t23cFeR This better be STDH because otherwise that's psychopath talk.
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I love how there's people on imgur with enough self awareness quote:Are feminists actually mad about slave Leia or did you just make that up so you could rile imgur up for another anti-feminist circle jerk? From what I could tell, it was Disney that's pulling slave leia costumes because it felt fetishizing her lowest moment was bad form.
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Leia was angry about the slave costume. So really, the Jabbas are the dudes who think it's cool.
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I think at the time Carrie was jazzed about the slave girl costume, but she was also on a lot of coke. I don't think she's a big fan of it now.
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With out that costume she never would have landed her biggest role, "Kissing woman who floats when Tink flies above them" in Hook.
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Someone only read the headline of that news story. Actually that's literally all of imgur. Nevermind.
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Yea there's kind of an ignorance of stuff like swastika's all over the place, straight up white supremacist running around campus threatening black students and poo poo that looks like its out of Mississippi Burning.
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twistedmentat posted:Yea there's kind of an ignorance of stuff like swastika's all over the place, straight up white supremacist running around campus threatening black students and poo poo that looks like its out of Mississippi Burning. I thought there was like one swastika drawn in poo poo on the bathroom walls and one occurence of some random off-campus guy yelling "friend of the family" from a passing car. If you're gonna fire someone over a single poop swastika, it should probably be the janitor rather than the president.
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 From the comment section quote:Mine is getting raped and beaten to death. That's a life-ruiner too. quote:Cuz violent rape and murder happens as often as false accusations lmfao FEMALES always ruining mens life with their spermjacking and rape accusations. It's a hard life for a man these days 
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