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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
Update on my kids school being authoritarian shitwads is pretty much a non-update. The teacher who was threatening collective punishment hasn't been seen since (not unusual for this school, I almost expect to see certain staff photoshopped out of old school pictures), and playground rumour mill is that more than one set of parents has written to the governors asking for an update on the uniform policy with regards government guidelines which essentially has a lot of weasel words for "the school can set a colour jumper/trousers and footwear, allowances have to be made for cultural/religious purposes, governors have to explain in writing at parents request if a kid is disciplined for uniform rules explaining the breach and the reason for the rule". My daughter, at her choice, has been rocking a series of colourful yet sensible hairbands with no interference.

Another few months and a bunch of senior staff will probably jump ship again, making the 5th or 6th change in leadership in the last 6 years (right now, there are 5 headteachers/deputies). Then, a new leadership will come, have a frontpage article with a picture of them smiling blandly standing in front of the school in the evening echo about how they will turn the school around, gently caress around with staff and uniform policy for awhile then gently caress off when they realise the problems have a much deeper basis than kids not turning up dressed perfectly. All while the school slid from an ofsted 2 to a 4.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

XMNN posted:

That assumes there will be any route out of Festung Britain after we leave the EU and May deploys torpedo boats and helicopter gunships in the Channel.

Then they'll cut us off from the internet and give us a national intranet, and after that they'll start telling us about the collapse of civilisation in europe and how only they stand between us and the descent into anarchy and war. :unsmigghh:

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



baka kaba posted:

Yeah they do that on those lovely Benefits baiting shows, following some poor people trying to get some enjoyment from life and narrating it as "Sharon hasn't found a job, but it's not stopping her from splashing out on a taxpayer-funded benefits tattoo" etc etc

Poor old Clem must be spinning in his grave.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
9/11 never forget :911: :911: :911:

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Angepain posted:

9/11 never forget :911: :911: :911:

lol

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
I've been seeing a lot of imported American "if you can afford <x>, you don't need welfare!" stuff circulating on Facebook and it's directly linked to Channel 5 and their endless parade of Benefits Britain sixty-minutes hates.

If I could ban one type of programme from television it'd be those. They're the modern equivalent of the antisemitic cartoons in Nazi Germany. They're produced with the sole aim of convincing the public that benefits claimants aren't like us and that anything other than cold gruel thinned by your own tears is for us and not them.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

I've been seeing a lot of imported American "if you can afford <x>, you don't need welfare!" stuff circulating on Facebook and it's directly linked to Channel 5 and their endless parade of Benefits Britain sixty-minutes hates.

If I could ban one type of programme from television it'd be those. They're the modern equivalent of the antisemitic cartoons in Nazi Germany. They're produced with the sole aim of convincing the public that benefits claimants aren't like us and that anything other than cold gruel thinned by your own tears is for us and not them.

A real life 60 Minutes Hate. :allears:

Tincans
Dec 15, 2007

Quote is not edit.

Tincans
Dec 15, 2007

What a joke >:-(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX1SojKfgNIv

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Angepain posted:

9/11 never forget :911: :911: :911:

This joke would be funnier if it wasn't in the thread topic.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Do you think JC practices that eyebrow or is it just an involuntary reflex when he comes within ten yards of a Tory/War Criminal. It's a miracle of nature either way. I smell a Viz one-shot about Jezza and his Magic Eyebrow.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jedit posted:

This joke would be funnier if it wasn't in the thread topic.
Jews did 9/11

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

darkwasthenight posted:

Do you think JC practices that eyebrow or is it just an involuntary reflex when he comes within ten yards of a Tory/War Criminal. It's a miracle of nature either way. I smell a Viz one-shot about Jezza and his Magic Eyebrow.

Can't speak for the Jezza but I got a crooked eyebrow as a result of an astigmatism in my left eye which leaves me with a perma-frown from trying to compensate without glasses for years, or "resting bitch face" as my sister calls it.

OvineYeast
Jul 16, 2007

Freiheit ist immer Freiheit der Andersdenkenden

um no I think you'll find it was Pinochet.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
It was the Mormons but they tried to blame it on the Native Americans when they pussied out afterwards.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
George Osborne's spending review to raise number of UK spies
Chancellor promises to increase number of intelligence officers in all three British security services

No money for hospitals, but plenty for more pervert spies to snoop on what porn i like to look at :mad:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
We need more spies to stop terrorists from killing people even if that means that a greater number of people die from hospital shortages because the deficit must be brought down at all costs.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Guavanaut posted:

We need more spies to stop terrorists from killing people even if that means that a greater number of people die from hospital shortages because the deficit must be brought down at all costs.

Also, there is that many dangerous lefties threatening our nation, our security, and our families that need watching bloody closely, lest they don't bow low enough.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Oberleutnant posted:

Can't speak for the Jezza but I got a crooked eyebrow as a result of an astigmatism in my left eye which leaves me with a perma-frown from trying to compensate without glasses for years, or "resting bitch face" as my sister calls it.

You work in an archival role right? I have colleagues who would consider having a permanent resting frown to be a massive benefit to their career. We have had to carefully cultivate our 'gently caress you' faces through years of repeated exposures to middle management restructures and budget cuts instead.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

darkwasthenight posted:

You work in an archival role right? I have colleagues who would consider having a permanent resting frown to be a massive benefit to their career. We have had to carefully cultivate our 'gently caress you' faces through years of repeated exposures to middle management restructures and budget cuts instead.

I get comments from colleagues that I usually look angry or pre-occupied, and now I try to compensate for it at work so as not to look too aloof or unfriendly. Now the problem is I'm always projecting a demented rictus smile; like some kind of psychopathic serial killer, or a politician.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Oberleutnant posted:

Now the problem is I'm always projecting a demented rictus smile; like some kind of psychopathic serial killer, or a politician.
Why not both?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Apparently I look angry by default also, I blame my eyebrows.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Kegluneq posted:

Why not both?



That's it. Right there.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/tottenham-supporter-tells-arsenal-fan-jeremy-corbyn-you-got-to-be-prime-minister-a6727026.html

awww

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
That's good. :)

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


In the best timeline, David Cameron and the media constantly run a hate campaign against JC for five years. The media bubble is convinced that blanket anti-Corbyn coverage has worked, and that he's a dead man walking. But then on polling day, everyone who's met JC reflects on that meeting. They reflect on the humble, pleasant man who listened to them. And they vote for him. And it all adds up. Every Armistice day veteran, every school teacher, every Spurs supporter, they all vote for the man who didn't seem quite how the media made him out to be. And he wins.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
On the other hand the Indy seem to know something we don't.

http://i100.independent.co.uk/artic...m_campaign=i100

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
In the realistic timeline, David Cameron and the media constantly run a hate campaign against JC for five years. The media bubble is convinced that blanket anti-Corbyn coverage has worked, and that he's a dead man walking. But then on polling day, everyone who's met JC reflects on that meeting. They reflect on the humble, pleasant man who listened to them. And they vote for him. And it all adds up. Every Armistice day veteran, every school teacher, every Spurs supporter, they all vote for the man who didn't seem quite how the media made him out to be. And he loses by a narrow margin because of the constituency margins despite winning the popular vote. This is used as evidence that Labour needs to pull hard to the right.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Gonzo McFee posted:

On the other hand the Indy seem to know something we don't.

http://i100.independent.co.uk/artic...m_campaign=i100

I'd rather have a future Prime Minister who barks like a dog than an incumbent Prime Minister who fucks with a pig.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
When my daughter was two we took her to a "silent" fireworks display that was full of loud bangs and lots of the kids didn't like it and got scared :colbert:

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Bozza I'm on a train outside doncaster apparently there are two separate incidents of overhead line damage and there are apparently going to be severe delays. We've already been stationary for 40 minutes.

Do you have any idea how long it might take and how much compensation I might get off a 27 quid open return?

This has been my contribution to the discussion about politics in the United Kingdom of great Britain and northern Ireland.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Jakabite posted:

Bozza I'm on a train outside doncaster apparently there are two separate incidents of overhead line damage and there are apparently going to be severe delays. We've already been stationary for 40 minutes.

Do you have any idea how long it might take and how much compensation I might get off a 27 quid open return?

This has been my contribution to the discussion about politics in the United Kingdom of great Britain and northern Ireland.

realtalk I think you only get a (partial!) refund if you booked a specific train in advance, and it might even be in credit off another train journey. If you just bought a day or open ticket you get nowt. It's loving trasssshhhh.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Oberleutnant posted:

realtalk I think you only get a (partial!) refund if you booked a specific train in advance, and it might even be in credit off another train journey. If you just bought a day or open ticket you get nowt. It's loving trasssshhhh.

They changed the law recently to mean they have to give you cash refunds if you purchased a ticket before the delays had been notified on the departure boards. I believe this would qualify.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

serious gaylord posted:

They changed the law recently to mean they have to give you cash refunds if you purchased a ticket before the delays had been notified on the departure boards. I believe this would qualify.
Yeah, I've had this happen recently and got a refund no questions asked.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

serious gaylord posted:

They changed the law recently to mean they have to give you cash refunds if you purchased a ticket before the delays had been notified on the departure boards. I believe this would qualify.
TheTrainLine has a handy page with all of the relevant claim forms in one place. If you're feeling particularly narked and/or chatty Jakabite, let your fellow commutes know they may be entitled to a refund because I believe a lot of people still don't know / don't bother claiming.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

DesperateDan posted:

Update on my kids school being authoritarian shitwads is pretty much a non-update.

I can sort of sympathise. When I left my old school they were the first to ever achieve an outstanding in the area. Then they got a new headteacher who did the whole authoritarian uniform thing, and it went into special measures at the very next inspection lol.

Now its an academy and apparently worse than ever.

E: now on my way home after an hour delay and a wait in Doncaster. Thanks for all the info, glad to hear I might get something back

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
It doesn't help when the first time a school gets anything less than an outstanding parents that can afford to move to a better school do.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
All schools in England need to be above average. :govesay:

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Somebody make it. It needs to be like :gary:

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