There is no corruption in FIFA thread [READ THE OP, OP]

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ultrabindu: Jan 28, 2009

Bea Nanner posted:

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TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

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# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:21

Honj Steak: May 31, 2013; Hi there.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:38

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

It's happening

# ? Nov 9, 2015 04:37

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Honj Steak posted:

# ? Nov 9, 2015 04:41

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

TheBigAristotle posted:

It's happening

lol

# ? Nov 9, 2015 06:51

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

quote:

The World Anti Doping Agency have said that Russia should be suspended from competition until improved measures are taken.

They've also accused the Russian government of 'direct intimidation' over their Moscow doping lab, which they say should lose its accreditation.

A further recommendation says that 5 athletes and 5 coaches should be given lifetime doping bans.

quote:

Dick Pound is taking questions now.

"For 2016 our recommendation is that the Russian Federation be suspended," he says in answer to a question about the next Olympics in Rio.

"One of our hopes is they will volunteer (to do that) so they can undertake the remedial work to allow Russian athletes to compete under a new framework.

"If they don't, and this plays out, the outcome maybe that there are no Russian track and field athletes in Rio. I hope they recognise it's time to change and make those changes."

quote:

Dick Pound is asked if the Russian Minister of Sport could have known what was going on.

"The extent of what was going on ... it was so prevalent that in our conclusion it was not possible for him to be unaware of it.

"If he was aware of it then he was complicit in it. That's our inference from all our evidence that we had a chance to examine."

quote:

State supported cheating, evidence destroyed ... should Russia deserve to still be able to host the World Cup in 2018?

Dick Pound: "We had a very narrow mandate. We looked at athletics. Fifa has to sort out its own difficulties without our help."

quote:

A spokesman for Fifa�s ethics committee on Wada independent commission, in light of Russian sports minister Mutko�s role, tells the BBC: �We will carefully analyse the findings of the report. Before this, there is nothing to say about the matter.�

Mutko is also member of Fifa�s executive committee.

Russian sports minister and FIFA executive committee member running a state sponsored athletics doping program, backed by threats and intimidation towards the anti-doping lab from the FSB.

Won the vote fair and square though :thumbsup:

NTRabbit fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Nov 9, 2015

# ? Nov 9, 2015 16:17

Andre Le Fuckface: Oct 4, 2008

NTRabbit posted:

Dick Pound

# ? Nov 9, 2015 16:23

jyrka: Jan 21, 2005; Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

NTRabbit posted:

Russian sports minister and FIFA executive committee member running a state sponsored athletics doping program, backed by threats and intimidation towards the anti-doping lab from the FSB.

Won the vote fair and square though

Who cares? Everyone does it.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 16:27

chuggo is BACK: Jul 1, 2008; "Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Dick Pound

# ? Nov 9, 2015 16:29

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

jyrka posted:

Who cares? Everyone does it.

I guess we'll find out when completely legitimate and local 'separatists' suddenly take control of the WADA HQ

# ? Nov 9, 2015 16:29

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

Dick Pound

chuggo is BACK posted:

Dick Pound

Dick Pound.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 17:11

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

Russian Athletes savaged by Dick Pound.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 17:34

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

Dick Pound severely dents Russian Olympic Hopes.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 17:34

cadfael: Nov 7, 2010

"Associated Press is reporting that German football federation chief Wolfgang Niersbach has resigned."

# ? Nov 9, 2015 17:40

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

Gigi Galli posted:

Dick Pound.

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Nov 9, 2015

# ? Nov 9, 2015 17:49

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Dick Pound Tokyo Sexwhale

edit: a Pound-Sexwhale alliance

# ? Nov 9, 2015 17:50

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

cadfael posted:

"Associated Press is reporting that German football federation chief Wolfgang Niersbach has resigned."

It's official.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 18:09

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

serious gaylord posted:

Russian Athletes savaged by Dick Pound.

Reminder that this is a real book with its actual cover:

# ? Nov 9, 2015 19:28

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Crazy Ted posted:

Reminder that this is a real book with its actual cover:

# ? Nov 9, 2015 20:43

jeebus bob: Nov 4, 2004; Festina lente

Crazy Ted posted:

Reminder that this is a real book with its actual cover:

# ? Nov 10, 2015 07:29

Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

Which is the more likely scenario:

a) Mr. Pound named his darling son Dick
b) Mr. Pound named his darling son Richard, but he goes by Dick
c) Mr. Pound named his darling son Alex but Alex said yknow what fuckit

# ? Nov 10, 2015 07:46

jyrka: Jan 21, 2005; Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

His full name is Richard William Duncan Pound. I think he's going by Dick Pound as a joke and it's hilarious.

# ? Nov 10, 2015 08:00

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Dick Willy Pound

# ? Nov 10, 2015 09:26

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPWLv1LLXPg

# ? Nov 10, 2015 11:06

Elliptical Dick: Oct 11, 2008; I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

Burn Russia to the ground imo

# ? Nov 10, 2015 12:20

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Crazy Ted posted:

Reminder that this is a real book with its actual cover:

Owns

# ? Nov 10, 2015 15:35

Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

jyrka posted:

His full name is Richard William Duncan Pound. I think he's going by Dick Pound as a joke and it's hilarious.

Dick "Dunk'n'" Pound

# ? Nov 10, 2015 17:23

Shoren: Apr 6, 2011; victoria concordia crescit

Blatter has been hospitalized following a "small emotional breakdown." Blatter, fighting against the evil ethics committee for his right to lead FIFA through his exemplary honesty and integrity, had this to say:

Sepp Blatter posted:

I was elected president by the 209 members of the congress and no commission can put me out of the game.

# ? Nov 11, 2015 16:19

Shit Farm: Jan 10, 2013

disgusting that they are hounding the only honest member of fifa to the point where he is having health issues

# ? Nov 11, 2015 16:24

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Shoren posted:

Blatter has been hospitalized following a "small emotional breakdown." Blatter, fighting against the evil ethics committee for his right to lead FIFA through his exemplary honesty and integrity, had this to say:

Blatter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uquWLy0fLI

# ? Nov 11, 2015 16:30