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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Would Have and will again.

Edit for content.

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 02:28 on Nov 9, 2015

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HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe
This is quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've seen in a while.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


I appreciate their honesty. There is a restaurant in Des Moines where they have a chart like that and the hottest level is called "Iowa Hot."

loving really? Iowa hot would be like Tabasco, stop patronizing me.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


OctoberBlues posted:

I appreciate their honesty. There is a restaurant in Des Moines where they have a chart like that and the hottest level is called "Iowa Hot."

loving really? Iowa hot would be like Tabasco, stop patronizing me.

Iowa Hot = "There are onions in it."

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Nitrox posted:

It's available for free here. Not work safe of course http://woodrocket.com/videos/strokemon-the-xxx-parody

Well, that was horrifying. Especially considering the characters being parodied are two ten year olds and a male electric raccoon monster.

For content, I put this sign up at the gym. I guess they don't have a sense of humour, but it lasted a week before they spotted it:

Somebody has a new favorite as of 06:03 on Nov 9, 2015

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

cash crab posted:

Iowa Hot = "There are onions in it."


Whoa whoa whoa. Are you talking actual onions? Because that sounds like Nebraska talk, the fine folks of the Hawkeye State* stick to dehydrated onions, like God intended.

*I had to look that up, because I know nothing about Iowa. What would a hawk even look at there?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Crow Jane posted:

Whoa whoa whoa. Are you talking actual onions? Because that sounds like Nebraska talk, the fine folks of the Hawkeye State* stick to dehydrated onions, like God intended.

*I had to look that up, because I know nothing about Iowa. What would a hawk even look at there?

A "hawkeye" isn't even an actual thing. That being said, go Hawkeyes!

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

OctoberBlues posted:

I appreciate their honesty. There is a restaurant in Des Moines where they have a chart like that and the hottest level is called "Iowa Hot."

loving really? Iowa hot would be like Tabasco, stop patronizing me.

All of the Thai with sushi restaurants in Des Moines are owned by the same people, they all have Iowan Hot on the menu, and they're all trash.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

HairyManling posted:

This is quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've seen in a while.

Mate, you should watch the actual video if you think that gif is disturbing. Holy god. Very funny, in a perverse sort of way, though.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Hyperlynx posted:

Mate, you should watch the actual video if you think that gif is disturbing. Holy god. Very funny, in a perverse sort of way, though.

Yeah, that took some real sexual fortitude to get and maintain an erection with that monstrous Dikachu creature in the same room.

May Contain Nuts
Sep 12, 2007

but still delicious

You can just read this as a sentence from the top down. Or song lyrics maybe.

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

May Contain Nuts posted:

You can just read this as a sentence from the top down. Or song lyrics maybe.

Yeah, it's pretty uncanny.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

OctoberBlues posted:

A "hawkeye" isn't even an actual thing. That being said, go Hawkeyes!

It's a little known fact that hawks are born 100% blind and have elaborate "spots" on their heads to scare predators...

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Crow Jane posted:

Whoa whoa whoa. Are you talking actual onions? Because that sounds like Nebraska talk, the fine folks of the Hawkeye State* stick to dehydrated onions, like God intended.

*I had to look that up, because I know nothing about Iowa. What would a hawk even look at there?

Mice. And uh... Onions.

Anywho:



(Canada's Minister of Multiculturalism)

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

cash crab posted:

Mice. And uh... Onions.

Anywho:



(Canada's Minister of Multiculturalism)

Why are Canadian politicians actually funny instead of making canned jokes?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

ikanreed posted:

Why are Canadian politicians actually funny instead of making canned jokes?

Canadian politicians crack jokes.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

ikanreed posted:

Why are Canadian politicians actually funny instead of making canned jokes?

Thanks Obama.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




All Canadians are funny. Oil, lumber and comedians are our three biggest exports.

Canada is the world's sidekick. We'll give you advice from time to time and back you up if you get in a fight, but mostly we just hang back and crack jokes.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

cash crab posted:

Mice. And uh... Onions.

Anywho:



(Canada's Minister of Multiculturalism)

This is a pretty Sikh joke.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

MichiganCubbie posted:

This is a pretty Sikh joke.

It's also pretty Sikh that this conservative dickweed got voted the gently caress out last month.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
You guys should Sikh out the correct pronunciation of the word 'Sikh.' :mad:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

graybook posted:

Yeah, it's pretty uncanny.



:golfclap: love that song, no joke

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


blarzgh posted:

Canadian politicians crack jokes.




Strudel Man posted:

You guys should Sikh out the correct pronunciation of the word 'Sikh.' :mad:

:v:

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

graybook posted:

Yeah, it's pretty uncanny.



lol

not bad

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Strudel Man posted:

You guys should Sikh out the correct pronunciation of the word 'Sikh.' :mad:

It's pronounced sick

Cthulhuite
Mar 22, 2007

Shwmae!

PCOS Bill posted:

It's pronounced sick

Actually it's pronounced 'Sikh'.

FractionMan
Dec 24, 2003

Bringing back the balls to Rock

Cthulhuite posted:

Actually it's pronounced 'Sikh'.

I actually pronounce it 'Sikh'.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


gif
meme
beath
sikh

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



rydiafan posted:

gif
meme
beath
sikh

sword
crayon

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

FractionMan posted:

I actually pronounce it 'Sikh'.

That sounds weird though.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

It was a recycled lovely joke. Move on.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




It's pronounced "sword".


E: Don't spike the Gatorade before the game.

Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 01:03 on Nov 10, 2015

Ktb
Feb 24, 2006

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I know it's a Reddit screenshot, but George Takei is the poo poo

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

It's pronounced "sword".

Well I feel foolish.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Goddammit Archer clean up your desk.

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Nice ISIS pamphlet

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