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Jeb! saying he'd "totally own that little poopy baby Hitler, bro" sounds like the kind of awkward, trying-too-hard misstep that Trump's baited him into by labeling him a low-energy loser nerd. It sounds exactly like some desperate highschool posturing trying to sound edgy, and I just don't think he'd have even dignified the question with a response a few months back. It's genuinely amazing how much Trump appears to be in Bush's head.
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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:Jeb would go back in time to kill Hitler but be too low energy to do anything except take Hitler out for a frosty mug of lager at a nice beer hall in Munich and talk about the issues I'm pretty sure that actual outcome would be Jeb accepting that they agree to disagree.
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I don't believe in Jeb's ability to defeat a baby, Hitler or otherwise.
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Nov 9, 2015 21:11
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Its screams would render him comatose.
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Nov 9, 2015 21:14
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Signed up to volunteer for JEB!, yes I am serious. It asked if I would be willing to travel and listed the first 4 primary states. Now, I checked them all, but they will cover my travel and lodging expenses if I actually did go, right? I don't mind volunteering, but without being able to work because I am in a different state that would be a deal breaker. Going to Iowa would be cool, and I looked up some stuff and I think they can cover $1000 in expenses without it counting as a donation of mine, and up to $2700 but that counts as me contributing to the campaign I believe. Either, would love to go to Iowa, sounds really fun.
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Nov 9, 2015 21:16
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Does this mean we have to change the thread title to "Die warmen Kuss des Todes"? Because we know that's how Timecop Jeb! will assist our timeline.
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Joementum posted:There definitely needs to be a question at tomorrow's debate about whether the candidates are prepared to go to war with a split universe created by Jeb! killing baby Hitler. "Mr Trump, as this Earth's Lex Luther how would you respond to a multiverse crisis?"
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XK posted:"Jeb Bush seeks to shed Mr. Nice Guy image" Jeb Bush
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hobbesmaster posted:"Mr Trump, as this Earth's Lex Luther how would you respond to a multiverse crisis?" "Dr. Carson, as a pediatric neurosurgeon, do you believe we should test Cortexiphan on children?"
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zen death robot posted:What if it was a really small baby In cases of legitimate Jeb, small babies have a way of shutting that whole thing down: a shameful boehner posted:Its screams would render him comatose.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Honestly I bet baby hitler was cute as hell and an awesome baby. Then age 2-3 year old hitler would look like the stereotypical little lederhosen and Jeb! would probably still kill him.  He kinda looks like a baby.  Though he became sorta Hitleresque as a kid. Conclusion: Baby Hitler looked increasingly more like Hitler as he grew up.
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Jeb sighed as he drew his Chang. He raised his mighty golden blade and struck the the air creating a rift in space time with his blade. "Heck yeah!" Jeb shouted as he jumped into the time portal. Jeb was on a mission: To kill baby Hitler.
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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:Jeb would go back in time to kill Hitler but be too low energy to do anything except take Hitler out for a frosty mug of lager at a nice beer hall in Munich and talk about the issues beer hall putz
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Nov 9, 2015 21:26
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A conservative eager to rewrite history. What a loving surprise.
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Nov 9, 2015 21:34
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BREAKING: JEB Apologizes For Threatening The Timeline
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Bar Crow posted:A conservative eager to rewrite history. What a loving surprise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UYto7A8qgM As The Daily Caller previously reported, a Northeastern Illinois University building contains a plaque dedicated to Abraham Lincoln that erroneously identifies the first Republican president as a Democrat. NEIU’s response? No mistake was made, because Lincoln is actually a “democrat,” in the sense that he supported democracy. (RELATED: Neither this university nor its students know Lincoln was a Republican) “According to building archives, the word democrat was used because Lincoln was an advocate for democracy—the political or social equality of all people,” an NEIU spokesperson told The Daily Caller in a statement. “The word was not chosen to reflect a political affiliation.” That interpretation is contrary to the text on the plaque, which simply reads: “THIS BUILDING IS DEDICATED TO PUBLIC SERVICE HONORING THE MEMORY OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN DEMOCRAT.” Since the entire dedication is capitalized, it would be impossible to tell that it was using the word in a non-partisan sense. NEIU has no intention to change the plaque. “The academic programs housed in this building promote political and social equality, the same values espoused by Abraham Lincoln,” said the university’s statement. “Northeastern Illinois University recognizes the context that this plaque was created and intends to uphold its integrity.” The subtlety is likely lost on NEIU students, most of whom could not identify Lincoln’s political party when interviewed by Charlie Kirk of Turning Point USA. When given the choice between “Democrat or Republican?” many said Lincoln was indeed a Democrat. Then again, according to NEIU, they are not wrong. http://dailycaller.com/2013/11/19/update-lincoln-a-democrat-university-says-yep-thats-right/ Smoothrich fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Nov 9, 2015 |
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Nov 9, 2015 21:39
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Jeb! Bush: Hitler Is Crap.
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docbeard posted:BREAKING: JEB Apologizes For Threatening The Timeline lol
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What is good debate food. I wanna prepare for tomorrow.
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Nov 9, 2015 21:48
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Third World Reggin posted:What is good debate food. I wanna prepare for tomorrow. boxed wine
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Smoothrich posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UYto7A8qgM Hahahaha gently caress's sake, are they really upset about a 110 year old plaque using the word democrat differently than we do today? What's next, being upset that Donald Trump's hotels are prestigious when they don't perform magic tricks?
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Smoothrich posted:boxed wine rigged with a foot pump and a rubber tube
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Michael Corleone posted:Either, would love to go to Iowa, sounds really fun. Said nobody ever.
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We were able to reach some of the other major Republican candidates on the Baby Hitler issue. CARSON: I don't believe that violence is ever the answer. What some people may not know about me is that I met Hitler in 1983, while we were both at a fundraiser in Washington. We spoke for a time, and I found myself growing increasingly uncomfortable in the face of his rhetoric, but I am not a naturally confrontational person and was having difficulty extricating myself from the conversation. So I sought God's wisdom in how to deal with this hateful man. The next day, I found out that Hitler had actually died in 1945. This is just one of the many ways that God's power has been at work in my life. CRUZ: My father escaped oppression in Cuba, so this subject is very dear to my heart. Which is why, tomorrow on the Senate floor, I will be filibustering Planned Parenthood's vile proposal to reanimate Hitler using his fetal tissue. I will shut this government down before I will allow Hitler Stem Cell Clones to run rampant in Washington. PAUL: Hitler is never once mentioned in the Constitution, so I suppose I don't see the relevance of the question. RUBIO: Uh, pass. TRUMP: WITH MY PATENTED TRUMP TIME PLATFORM, I SHALL UNMAKE ALL OF THE ENEMIES OF TRUMP BEFORE THEY ARE EVER BORN! ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE TRUMP OR BE DESTROYED! THE VERY UNIVERSE ITSELF IS WITHIN MY GRASP! AND MEXICO SHALL PAY FOR IT ALL! OH THEY SHALL PAY! JEB: Guys? Guys, I'm fading awa-
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Pataki: I was Governor of New York when Hitler attacked us on 9/11
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Little late to the party, hope y'all can forgive me
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pathetic little tramp posted:Hahahaha gently caress's sake, are they really upset about a 110 year old plaque using the word democrat differently than we do today? What's next, being upset that Donald Trump's hotels are prestigious when they don't perform magic tricks? It says ABRAHAM LINCOLN ||| DEMOCRAT which is loving egregious
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The Maroon Hawk posted:Little late to the party, hope y'all can forgive me  good work.
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docbeard posted:We were able to reach some of the other major Republican candidates on the Baby Hitler issue.
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Smoothrich posted:It says ABRAHAM LINCOLN ||| DEMOCRAT which is loving egregious I read this other plaque that spelled "proverbs" wrong, and I was so mad.
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The Maroon Hawk posted:Little late to the party, hope y'all can forgive me Don't worry, I'll dedicate an episode on my show when I launch it to explaining the facts, which is right on the horizon.  (but unironically)
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Smoothrich posted:It says ABRAHAM LINCOLN ||| DEMOCRAT which is loving egregious Nope. Anyway, I officially signed up as a Hillary volunteer, but are any potential senators doing volunteer type stuff yet? Do their campaigns start this early?
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docbeard posted:BREAKING: JEB Apologizes For Threatening The Timeline
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pathetic little tramp posted:Anyway, I officially signed up as a Hillary volunteer, but are any potential senators doing volunteer type stuff yet? Do their campaigns start this early? ^---- lol
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the debate is tomorrow but so is fallout 4, which has the more fully realized vision of the apocalypse?
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Mr. Pumroy posted:the debate is tomorrow but so is fallout 4, which has the more fully realized vision of the apocalypse? the dem primary thread appears to be all about arguing why Legal Heroin is Good for Society, so probably there
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I am fascinated by the purpose of the dem thread besides quarantine as nothing important gets discussed there the bernie thread is the same way
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docbeard posted:BREAKING: JEB Apologizes For Threatening The Timeline lmao
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Smoothrich posted:the dem primary thread appears to be all about arguing why Legal Heroin is Good for Society, so probably there It was legal and OTC in the gilded age that the right wants to go back to makes ya think
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Third World Reggin posted:I am fascinated by the purpose of the dem thread besides quarantine as nothing important gets discussed there there was once a general primary thread, but the constant Bernie vs. Clinton bickering was ruining the fun of the Republican primary so a quarantine became necessary. I am hopeful that after the primary is over there can be one general thread again. The Bernie thread is just a transplant from GBS that's been around awhile.
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