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Tremendous Taste posted:Cam owns but he's also the kind of guy who thinks throwing a stolen laptop out a window is an effective way of hiding evidence Everybody does dumb poo poo in college.
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If you don't do dumb poo poo in college then why go to college? Also Cam Newton owns
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Nov 10, 2015 00:47
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I'd love to know how many Packers fans who complain about Cam "preening and playing to the camera" are complaining while wearing a Clay Matthews jersey.
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Nov 10, 2015 00:51
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This needs some love. I laughed way too hard at this.
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Nov 10, 2015 00:56
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Who retires from concussions first, Sean Lee or Welker?
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Nov 10, 2015 00:57
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fsif posted:Things have coalesced for the Jets much better than most (myself included) thought. Most of TFF talked a lot of poo poo to mcmagic when he was celebrating a Ryan Fitzpatrick quarterback reign. Plenty of season to go, but early returns look like Mcmagic Was Right. I said he would be a league average, competent QB... that is hardly celebrating and it's what he's been his entire career.
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Nov 10, 2015 00:58
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Tremendous Taste posted:Cam owns but he's also the kind of guy who thinks throwing a stolen laptop out a window is an effective way of hiding evidence Tom Brady thought destroying a cell phone in the middle of an investigation was a good idea. Might be some sort of QB-specific CTE.
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Nov 10, 2015 00:59
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Tremendous Taste posted:Cam owns but he's also the kind of guy who thinks throwing a stolen laptop out a window is an effective way of hiding evidence I broke my wrist falling off a cow I climbed illegally so I'm gonna give Cam a loving pass
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Nov 10, 2015 01:03
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mcmagic posted:I said he would be a league average, competent QB... that is hardly celebrating and it's what he's been his entire career. I mean, thats still better than buttfumbling.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:03
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Petite Dinklage posted:I broke my wrist falling off a cow I climbed illegally so I'm gonna give Cam a loving pass where do you live where they have laws regarding the proper climbing of cows?
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Nov 10, 2015 01:04
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zimbomonkey posted:where do you live where they have laws regarding the proper climbing of cows? It was a plaster show-cow on display in the campus mall But also I live in Wisconsin
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Nov 10, 2015 01:05
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Petite Dinklage posted:I broke my wrist falling off a cow I climbed illegally so I'm gonna give Cam a loving pass i jumped off an amp during a good practice and drove a lightbulb into my skull, and spent the rest of the afternoon having glass picked out of my scalp in the er. college owns
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Nov 10, 2015 01:08
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Petite Dinklage posted:I broke my wrist falling off a cow I climbed illegally so I'm gonna give Cam a loving pass Now thats a elite wisconsin move and I am proud. I went to the hospital hours after bleeding everywhere because my then band had a show and bleeding on your bass is cool as hell. I accidently shut a pockeknife on my thumb. College owned.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:10
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:i jumped off an amp during a good practice and drove a lightbulb into my skull, and spent the rest of the afternoon having glass picked out of my scalp in the er. college owns Not a bright idea
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Petite Dinklage posted:I broke my wrist falling off a cow I climbed illegally so I'm gonna give Cam a loving pass Was poo poo faced, rolled down a hill trying to kick a soccer ball I saw on the side of the road, messed up my knee kinda badly, ended up getting a ride home from the cops instead of getting thrown in the drunk because I beat them at their own game. They asked me my address three times and each time insisted I had told them a different address before. I should have gotten thrown in the dunk tank but I consider it the dumbest thing I've done because I literally shook my finger in the cop's face and raised my voice to him. ~white privilege~ Another time I threw up on a hobo in the drunk tank. I probably had a drinking problem in college. Edit: edited for more details and better syntax Spoeank fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Nov 10, 2015 |
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Spoeank posted:Was poo poo faced, rolled down a hill trying to kick a soccer ball, ended up getting a ride home from the cops instead of a public intoxication ticket because I beat them at their own game. Being a white male is playing life on easy mode how do people not realize that
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Petite Dinklage posted:Not a bright idea 
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Petite Dinklage posted:Being a white male is playing life on easy mode how do people not realize that its like being a patriots fan except your team wins even more often it owns
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Nov 10, 2015 01:14
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"poo poo You Have Done on the Same Stupidity Level as an NFL Quarterback" would be the best thread.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:18
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I have never been injured severely. I am very limber and relaxed at all times so no wounds strike me.
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Nov 10, 2015 01:21
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Parmesan Basil posted:I have never been injured severely. I am very limber and relaxed at all times so no wounds strike me. I have brittle bones so I have broken my arms 5 times lol
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Nov 10, 2015 01:21
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:"poo poo You Have Done on the Same Stupidity Level as an NFL Quarterback" would be the best thread. Left my car windows down during a 7torm
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Spoeank posted:OTOH I agree. Make Blaine the Pain Train your qb for the next decade Years after college I got hella drunk for new years and was jumping around on my way back to the car to drunk drive home and jumped so high I fell down and crumpled my knee. Laid in the street for a few minutes before rolling onto the sidewalk and going home. Limped for a month. Another new year's (coincidence, I wasn't drunk yet) I was snowboarding and between runs while I was walking to the lift my loose foot stepped on the board and the whole thing slipped and broke my kneecap in twain and ripped a ligament right off the bone. Had surgery and crutches for 3 months, and that was when I was in college so I had to use the disabled van service to get across campus to classes. 
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Nov 10, 2015 01:34
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:"poo poo You Have Done on the Same Stupidity Level as an NFL Quarterback" would be the best thread. RG3 might not like his comparison
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Nov 10, 2015 01:34
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My friends and I stole poo poo on the regular, but tossing your stolen poo poo out the window is pretty brazen It's the ridiculous cover that's laughable, not the act, etc
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Nov 10, 2015 01:36
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I dunno the act isn't exactly a laughable thing like underage drinking or murder
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49ers announced the Blaine Train rolling into Seattle. LOB is going to kill him. ...or will they? ...yes, yes they will
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AAA DOLFAN posted:I dunno the act isn't exactly a laughable thing like underage drinking or murder If you threw the body out the window maybe
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Nov 10, 2015 01:45
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Spoeank posted:49ers announced the Blaine Train rolling into Seattle. LOB is going to kill him. Expecting about 20 of these in 2 weeks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjDeRBwO_7U
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Nov 10, 2015 01:49
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Spoeank posted:49ers announced the Blaine Train rolling into Seattle. LOB is going to kill him. Nah they've been outed as frauds. Blaine Train has no brakes
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Quest For Glory II posted:Cowboys fans were booing that injury because they thought he was faking lol I can't recall who, but some moron in the GDT said Hicks deserved an Oscar for hamming it up. Big loss to the team, and a tough break for such a great rookie. Here's hoping he comes back healthy and picks up where he left off.
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N: Talib suspended for one game V: one game for ball deflation is not so bad e: Spoeank posted:Was poo poo faced, rolled down a hill trying to kick a soccer ball I saw on the side of the road, messed up my knee kinda badly, ended up getting a ride home from the cops instead of getting thrown in the drunk because I beat them at their own game. come on, you know that's not a drinking problem. that's just a tuesday in santa barbara. 3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Nov 10, 2015 |
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Nov 10, 2015 01:53
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Wes Welker signing with the Rams bums me the gently caress out. I don't have anything against the Rams, it's just that it feels like Welker's signing away even more of his future well being.
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Nov 10, 2015 02:00
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Perhaps Welker thinks he signed for the first time and is about to start an epic career in the NFL.
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Nov 10, 2015 02:01
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matt flynn is now a new orleans saint
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Nov 10, 2015 02:03
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oh is this where we talk about dumb poo poo we did when we were drunk because gather around children
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Nov 10, 2015 02:04
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FizFashizzle posted:oh is this where we talk about dumb poo poo we did when we were drunk because gather around children was that when you went to india to open a crossfit gym
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Ramadu posted:was that when you went to india to open a crossfit gym i was sober when i agreed to that thanks.
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FizFashizzle posted:i was sober when i agreed to that thanks. it was a cool ride and I enjoyed reading about it and I am glad you got out of there and made 3 headed shark attack because I actually liked and enjoyed that movie.
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