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rodbeard posted:I sat on my phone. So what you're saying is you've joined the rest of us with posting out your rear end? 
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rodbeard posted:I sat on my phone. Okay "rodbeard", or should I say Fart Mcgeezakx. We know your game now
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rodbeard posted:I sat on my phone. It's very embarrassing, nurse. There I was, innocently washing the shower while naked when I slipped on a stray bit of soap and fell backwards right onto my phone. Anyway, can you get it out? And don't tell my wife.
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Nov 8, 2015 11:51
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rodbeard posted:I sat on my phone. This is the strangest headline yet
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Nov 8, 2015 11:53
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Could be worse, rodbeard. My boyfriend managed to rear end-order an Amazon Echo not long ago, I'd say a profound quote ike yours is better than a cool but completely unnecessary gadget.
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Crow Jane posted:Could be worse, rodbeard. My boyfriend managed to rear end-order an Amazon Echo not long ago, I'd say a profound quote ike yours is better than a cool but completely unnecessary gadget. Did he return it or keep it? Because if he kept it, I'd be inclined to doubt.
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Nov 8, 2015 18:08
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Returned it. He was tracking an order on the Amazon app and didn't close out of it, and I guess there was a banner ad or something. One touch shopping can be a disaster.
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rodbeard posted:I sat on my phone. "I slipped in the shower."
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Trump is a hot dog sandwich.
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I always liked that shot because of the literal people dying in the scrolling text under the huge, all-important WHAT KIND OF SANDWICH headline.
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HogX posted:Trump is a hot dog sandwich. Trump is a greasy fairground chili dog sprinkled with flakes of gold leaf. Disgusting, classless, and pointlessly expensive.
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When Teacher is Busted Drawing Sexually Explicit Image on Student’s Paper, She Has Unusual Explanation
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Nothing to see here.
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Detroit Nearly Had a Murder-Free Week Pretty sure you either are free or you aren't. Not nearly. It's like saying "I nearly didn't smoke crack." Either you did, or you didn't.
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I imagine a sign in the Detroit city hall saying "This city has gone
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Nov 9, 2015 13:42
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Ninja.Bob posted:Nothing to see here. Random question- the stupid thing in your avatar, what was that called again? I can't for the life of me remember but I remember it was on my grandmother's computer back in the mid 2000s.
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Burkion posted:Random question- the stupid thing in your avatar, what was that called again? I can't for the life of me remember but I remember it was on my grandmother's computer back in the mid 2000s. Bonsai Buddy.
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flosofl posted:Bonsai Buddy.
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drgnwr1 posted:Detroit Nearly Had a Murder-Free Week http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/19/chicago-murder-free-shoot_n_1216557.html Chicago takes pride in going one full day of being murder-free, so going 6.9 days is pretty good!
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Deputy too drunk to receive Mothers Against Drunk Driving award
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Well, he wasn't drunk driving. 
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EXAKT Science posted:When Teacher is Busted Drawing Sexually Explicit Image on Student’s Paper, She Has Unusual Explanation Jesus Christ that mom is a crybaby.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Jesus Christ that mom is a crybaby. Yeah, it's not even a well-drawn dick!
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Nov 9, 2015 19:54
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EXAKT Science posted:Yeah, it's not even a well-drawn dick! If her kid wasn't such a nuisance the teacher wouldn't have to draw his name out like that
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Nov 9, 2015 20:30
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EXAKT Science posted:When Teacher is Busted Drawing Sexually Explicit Image on Student’s Paper, She Has Unusual Explanation I like her request quote:Green also wants her son be able to change schools, with transportation provided. The story doesn't go into what grade the kid is in or anything. But moving him to another school could be either the kid's or the mom's idea. Kid's because all of his friends are at school X, and he is at school Y, so why not get transferred. Mom's because she is being overprotective. Also really like how she demands transportation be provided to take the kid to the new school. No, you want to pull your kid to a new school, take them yourself.
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Collateral Damage posted:Almost. BonziBuddy I'm also informed that it's the new "Stupid Newbie"/"Garbage Dick" no-avatar avatar. (e: possibly you knew this, but just in case anyone was wondering, like I did, who was giving out the BonziBuddy avs.)
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Bernie is a bahn mi, and a bahn mi is the best sandwich. Appropriate.
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canis minor posted:
This is way back, but as someone who lives in Louisiana, his commercials are pretty frequent on the channels I see.
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Not exactly a headline, but I did notice this on the front page of wikipedia today. Classy.
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You can ride elephants in Far Cry 4? :o
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CJacobs posted:You can ride elephants in Far Cry 4? :o It loving owns
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Henchman of Santa posted:It loving owns If I haven't played the other Far Cry games should I start at 4 or get the other ones first?
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cyberia posted:If I haven't played the other Far Cry games should I start at 4 or get the other ones first? They're all unrelated to each other as far as stories go.
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cyberia posted:If I haven't played the other Far Cry games should I start at 4 or get the other ones first? 4.
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cyberia posted:If I haven't played the other Far Cry games should I start at 4 or get the other ones first? It's the only one I've played and it's one of the most fun games I've ever experienced
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Nov 10, 2015 04:21
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canis minor posted:
Ha! Morris Bart! Being from Louisiana I can say everyone pretty much prob knows this guy.
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Henchman of Santa posted:It's the only one I've played and it's one of the most fun games I've ever experienced 3 is fun if you can ignore the game's less-than-subtle theme that you the player are a callous bastard for enjoying the game.
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drgnwr1 posted:I like her request You only get free transportation if your child gets slapped by a white teacher.
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