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IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Otisburg posted:

what was the marine's name?

Albert Einstein

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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The sonic judge dad goon?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



on the plus side she likes playing with snakes

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Groovelord Neato posted:

on the plus side she likes playing with snakes

Nigga that's a bearded dragon

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

It's too bad Laser Cat Guy isn't still around. They could have made a great couple.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Captain Yossarian posted:

Nigga that's a bearded dragon

Enough about your uncircumcised penis

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Got myself a date with a very assertive lawyer woman who is also a native born Russian.

Probably in over my head but it should be fun!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

neonbregna posted:

Enough about your uncircumcised penis

:prepop:

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
That crazy rear end tumblr bookslut girl is even more amazing because one of her tumblr blogs is wall-to-wall porn gifs. Which leads me to believe her OKC profile is ironic... except that she's almost certainly that insufferably unaware for real, so nah. Always assume the worst with these weirdos.

Hella Paunchy
Jul 25, 2007
More fun than a stick in the eye.
I like how she complains about how terrible and un sexy hunting is, and then her favorite food is "bacon wrapped bacon."

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I came across someone who lists "Anti-speciesist" in their profile. That some code word for furry?

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

LethalGeek posted:

I came across someone who lists "Anti-speciesist" in their profile. That some code word for furry?

That's quite the accusation to level at a complete stranger. Have you considered they might simply be into bestiality?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

LethalGeek posted:

I came across someone who lists "Anti-speciesist" in their profile. That some code word for furry?

sounds like someone who believes that humans and animals are completely equal, with the implication that we shouldn't be eating/milking them/using them to make clothes

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I remember when only 14yo girls and Morrissey had that sort of brain-thought.

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

Killer Queen posted:

That crazy rear end tumblr bookslut girl is even more amazing because one of her tumblr blogs is wall-to-wall porn gifs. Which leads me to believe her OKC profile is ironic... except that she's almost certainly that insufferably unaware for real, so nah. Always assume the worst with these weirdos.

She's trying to own some guy on okc who wondered if the person with endless casual sex flags on her profile and tumblr was down for casual sex

http://thebookslut.tumblr.com/post/132056219154/in-honor-of-this-douche-i-added-the-above-to-my

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

YeahTubaMike posted:

sounds like someone who believes that humans and animals are completely equal, with the implication that we shouldn't be eating/milking them/using them to make clothes

I would milk a pregnant woman I guess though, while I've never milked a cow... a cruel double standard?!

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

She's trying to own some guy on okc who wondered if the person with endless casual sex flags on her profile and tumblr was down for casual sex

http://thebookslut.tumblr.com/post/132056219154/in-honor-of-this-douche-i-added-the-above-to-my
Oh loving hell I recognize that profile pic on that tumblr, of course she's some crazy portland hippy. Pretty sure I commented on her before in this thread.

MasterControl
Jul 28, 2009

Lipstick Apathy


Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

She's trying to own some guy on okc who wondered if the person with endless casual sex flags on her profile and tumblr was down for casual sex

http://thebookslut.tumblr.com/post/132056219154/in-honor-of-this-douche-i-added-the-above-to-my

Yeah, bookslut weirdo has no justification for lording it over other people's creepy tendencies when proclaiming how much she loves blowjobs and anal sex in her goddamn OKC profile multiple times for every person in Portland to see publicly. I just don't understand these people. That poo poo is private. You talk about it with your partners and maybe your friends. You don't shout it to the streets for everyone and their grandma to see online.

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Nov 10, 2015

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

She's trying to own some guy on okc who wondered if the person with endless casual sex flags on her profile and tumblr was down for casual sex

http://thebookslut.tumblr.com/post/132056219154/in-honor-of-this-douche-i-added-the-above-to-my

I hope her OKC pics were better than her tumblr avatar pic, because it's literally tryhard.jpg with a special sprinkling of myspace.

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

HiroProtagonist posted:

I hope her OKC pics were better than her tumblr avatar pic, because it's literally tryhard.jpg with a special sprinkling of myspace.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/thebookslut/photos



http://whoresweetwhore.tumblr.com/post/127225944292#notes

Newsflash shitlords: I'm allowed to be picky, signed - whoresweetwhore

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
My gosh what an unattractive human being I say Caruthers

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

http://whoresweetwhore.tumblr.com/post/127225944292#notes

Newsflash shitlords: I'm allowed to be picky, signed - whoresweetwhore
I mean yeah she's fully allowed to make those choices but then turning around and going on and ON about sex in your dating profile is still really stupid but that's a separate problem.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Not a chance in hell; yes absolutely

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Captain Yossarian posted:

Not a chance in hell; yes absolutely

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010


I hope she can tell me about "The Japan That Can Say Yes"

jamcadbury
Nov 12, 2004
South Side Mexican
just got engaged to a girl I originally met online ama

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

jamcadbury posted:

just got engaged to a girl I originally met online ama

Have you guys met in person yet?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Seems p. normal in this day and age.

I'm probably 30% "met through a friend/asked out IRL"and 70% "met online," though I am fairly goony, but I bet it's still like 50-50 for normies.

Goonfession: like 5 years ago I officiated my friend's wedding. They originally met in the arathi highlands when the adversity of a griefing Forsaken rogue forced their paladins to work together to thwart him. they even tried to invite the rogue to the wedding but couldn't get in touch thru his guild.

they're really happy and buying a house this year.

meanwhile I'm two years divorced from my wife I met IRL and p. all around miserable as a person. :)

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

jamcadbury posted:

just got engaged to a girl I originally met online ama

HI5 online to engaged(About to be) buddy

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Meeting online seems almost mandatory if you want to date a med school girl

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

This one seems OK. What am I missing?

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Maoist Pussy posted:

This one seems OK. What am I missing?

Constantly signing up for Tinder is the worst mental illness.

Goonspeed goons who attempt that crazy mount.

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Is casual dating real?

Do most okc dates end in the Sex.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
"Netflix and chill" is the new come in for coffee.

That and "Not here for hook ups."

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Captain Yossarian posted:

I would milk a pregnant woman I guess though, while I've never milked a cow... a cruel double standard?!

Yo you should hit up this woman from a couple of pages back:



She'd probably be down for some milking.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Wicker Man posted:

"Netflix and chill" is the new come in for coffee.

That and "Not here for hook ups."

"Not here for hookups" just means "I won't gently caress literally any guy that I see". If you fall within the traditional bounds of attractiveness you're still golden.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


jamcadbury posted:

just got engaged to a girl I originally met online ama

what's his name?

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Aferisan posted:

Is casual dating real?

Do most okc dates end in the Sex.

When I used it I would say that 50% ended that way or could have. As a guy you never think you'll turn down sex, but some of these women will make you a believer.

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

When I used it I would say that 50% ended that way or could have. As a guy you never think you'll turn down sex, but some of these women will make you a believer.
I had one with a chick I knew was chubby, which was fine because big tits, but then I get there and this one totally violated the boobs vs stomach rule and I was pretty much eh no after that.

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