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Do over Ham posted:Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days, tsk. Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more. You ain't thinkin' about getting rid of the dank, are you? Aw, but Ham, the dank! The dank! 
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IMJack posted:You ain't thinkin' about getting rid of the dank, are you? Oh...hello. *unscrews lightbulb above IMJack's posts*
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Perry Normal posted:Oh...hello. *unscrews lightbulb above IMJack's posts* Oh, no, no mistake. Your electricity's in the name IMJack, deceased. The juice stays off until you get a job or a generator. Oh, and, uh, my deepest sympathies.
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Nov 10, 2015 14:28
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Perry Normal posted:Oh...hello. *unscrews lightbulb above IMJack's posts* Hello. I'm The Nastier Nate. My family brought me here on Monday but I broke free and went on a bit of a bender.
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Nov 10, 2015 15:17
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Perry Normal posted:Oh...hello. *unscrews lightbulb above IMJack's posts* Perry, you know that batting this light bulb is the only thing that cheers me up after giving away those million-dollar greyhounds.
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Nov 10, 2015 16:13
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TMMadman posted:Perry, you know that batting this light bulb is the only thing that cheers me up after giving away those million-dollar greyhounds. It’s alright, TM. I understand. But we really could have used that twelve thousand dollars.
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Nov 10, 2015 17:04
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York_M_Chan posted:It’s alright, TM. I understand. But we really could have used that twelve thousand dollars. These things happen. $8.
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Nov 10, 2015 18:19
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NoMoneyDown posted:These things happen. $8. What can I get for 87 cents?
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Nov 10, 2015 18:54
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Skeesix posted:What can I get for 87 cents? Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
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Nov 10, 2015 20:36
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Skeesix posted:What can I get for 87 cents? How much is the penny candy? Surprisingly expensive! 
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Nov 10, 2015 20:44
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What can I get for twelve, count 'em, twelve prize tickets?
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Nov 11, 2015 00:47
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DizzyBum posted:Money can be exchanged for goods and services! All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy.
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Nov 11, 2015 01:37
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Do over Ham posted:All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy. He spanked YOU. Do over Ham!?! 
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Nov 11, 2015 02:39
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Hmm, I guess Do over Ham's not to blame. He's lucky too, because it's spanking season, and I got a hankering for some spankering!
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FishMist posted:Hmm, I guess Do over Ham's not to blame. He's lucky too, because it's spanking season, and I got a hankering for some spankering! Ooooh you better believe that's a paddling!
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Nov 11, 2015 02:46
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Monday_ posted:What can I get for twelve, count 'em, twelve prize tickets? Uh Monday_, this is a five-minute chip. Eh, it's worth a Pabst.
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Nov 11, 2015 02:48
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IMJack posted:Uh Monday_, this is a five-minute chip. Bold, refreshing, and something I can't quite put my finger on
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Nov 11, 2015 02:50
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IMJack posted:Uh Monday_, this is a five-minute chip. Okay, Fudd me.
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Nov 11, 2015 03:21
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Do over Ham posted:Okay, Fudd me. Fudd? I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.
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Nov 11, 2015 03:29
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TMMadman posted:Fudd? I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind. And hillbillies want to be called 'Sons of the Soil', but it ain't gonna happen.
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Nov 11, 2015 03:33
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Mister Kingdom posted:And hillbillies want to be called 'Sons of the Soil', but it ain't gonna happen. Mister Kinge-dom! Geech done gone to heaven 
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Nov 11, 2015 03:36
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Mister Kinge-dom! Geech done gone to heaven Who left the quotes on? Who's in here? Cletus? Cousin Charlie Foxtrot? Big Hungry Joe?
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DarklyDreaming posted:Bold, refreshing, and something I can't quite put my finger on I pickled the figs myself!
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Nov 11, 2015 03:52
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Mister Kingdom posted:Who left the quotes on? Who's in here? Cletus? Cousin Charlie Foxtrot? Big Hungry Joe? Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!'
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Nov 11, 2015 04:01
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Class3KillStorm posted:Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!' Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Capitol City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six. Count 'em. Six gorgeous ladies just dying for your leers and catcalls.
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Nov 11, 2015 04:35
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Do over Ham posted:Oh, yes. Oh no, run!
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Class3KillStorm posted:Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!' Hey, Ham, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom there.
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And so from this simple man came the proof, that we are not alone in the universe. I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight.
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Instant Sunrise posted:And so from this simple man came the proof, that we are not alone in the universe. I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight. Uh, Instant Sunrise, we have ten minutes left.
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Instant Sunrise posted:And so from this simple man came the proof, that we are not alone in the universe. I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight. Does anyone want to switch seats? 
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Uh, Instant Sunrise, we have ten minutes left. I've got time to see one little movie, right?
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Do over Ham posted:Does anyone want to switch seats? I can sit in the aisle! 
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Instant Sunrise posted:And so from this simple man came the proof, that we are not alone in the universe. I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight. Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?
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Nov 11, 2015 13:56
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog? I will have a single plum, served in perfume, floating in a man's hat.
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Nov 11, 2015 15:04
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:I will have a single plum, served in perfume, floating in a man's hat. What time and how burnt?
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Nov 11, 2015 15:16
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BigDave posted:What time and how burnt?  What happened?... When did that happen?... How much of it?... Oh my goodness, I'll be right up! Big Dave, I've gotta go, there's a problem upstairs! Someone ate part of my lunch!
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Nov 11, 2015 15:23
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TMMadman posted:
Yeah?... Lawsuit?... Oh, come on. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit was entirely different from your "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit. So I'm a thief, am I? Well, EXCUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEE!
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Nov 11, 2015 16:43
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York_M_Chan posted:Yeah?... Lawsuit?... Oh, come on. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit was entirely different from your "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit. Steve Martin on four.
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York_M_Chan posted:Yeah?... Lawsuit?... Oh, come on. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit was entirely different from your "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit. Stole, made up, what's the difference?  BigDave posted:Steve Martin on four. If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!
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Ten grand!
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