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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


quote:

It could be the most devastating loss in franchise history. The Jets could score a touchdown on every single drive. The Jaguars could lose one starter on every possession until they’re using Denard Robinson as their emergency quarterback and he’s throwing to Bryan Walters and their kicker. The assistant coaches will search for pads and helmets just so they have enough players to legally field a team. They could lose by a thousand points and suffer a loss so humiliating that even London wouldn’t take them…and they’ll still be a game out from the lead in the AFC South on Monday.

Big Bob is the pundit the world needs. Get Big Bob on ESPN. I want to know what he thinks about every game of every sport ever played.

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I see you've met Mikey Rayder. :tipshat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU6ekt1BDfE

He got sued by the team a year or two back, and it was the maddest I'd ever gotten at the Raiders.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
I want to meet him

I want to live with him

I want to be him

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
there's no glitz and glamour youtube stardom with him. he's just the pure encapsulation of a raider fan. when i want to see the postgame to see just how in the gently caress we lost by 40 to a team we could've beat, he'll have the postgame up every week. and he sits there in a dirty hoodie and an awful look on his face in the dark and he just says that was loving bullshit and i sit there in my dirty hoodie with an awful look on my face in the dark and say yes it is.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Was that guy in a movie? He looks so familiar. Nothing on imdb though.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

That's Donkey Lips.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100989/


e: A quick "donkey lips raiders" google search found me this: http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/08/09/donkey-lips-is-a-raiders-fan/

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
I was playing catch-up in another thread and ran across this: http://www.mandatory.com/2013/03/12/florida-man-the-comic

Did you ever do any more of these, Febreeze?

Edit:

JPrime fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Nov 8, 2015

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Oh hey a bunch of new posts what is the funny jok-

Oh man gently caress you guys :colbert:

Sorry man but you switched teams, you deserve all the poo poo you get.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Silly Burrito posted:

If we lose because of no Fabio Rob Ryan :argh:

Sorry bro

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Febreeze posted:

Sorry bro

Dammit.:smith:

I may have to change my bagatar to Fabio Rob Ryan just to be sure.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I am very much lookign forward to Blaine The Pain Train Gabbert. Can I be the guy he's kicking the rear end of?

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR


I dropped a box of elbow noodles on the floor and this happened

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Dwayne Allen should have seen it coming (Sorry for that pun but not really)

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/a-dwayne-allen-story/

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Febreeze posted:

Dwayne Allen should have seen it coming (Sorry for that pun but not really)

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/a-dwayne-allen-story/

:golfclap:

Also I went back and read your previous one, and good job on making Whiz look like Whiz, and not just a generic white dude. Which he totally is, but on the first panel you can actually tell it's that specific generic white dude.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

sean10mm posted:

:golfclap:

Also I went back and read your previous one, and good job on making Whiz look like Whiz, and not just a generic white dude. Which he totally is, but on the first panel you can actually tell it's that specific generic white dude.

Also, regarding the last one, Febreeze, your depiction of Jim Caldwell always crack me up.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I am very much lookign forward to Blaine The Pain Train Gabbert. Can I be the guy he's kicking the rear end of?

He beat the banged up Falcons defense while our offense looked like a "blindfolded monkey, throwing darts."

Come back down to earth, bro.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Chilichimp stumbling from thread to thread.

Guys. Guys... Blaine Gabbert isn't good! No! Stop having fun! Your team is bad! Stop it!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I am very much lookign forward to Blaine The Pain Train Gabbert. Can I be the guy he's kicking the rear end of?

Everytime I hear "Blaine Gabbert" I'm reminded of Blaine the monorail from the Dark Tower books and this picture from when I read it in High school:



That is what i see when I hear Blaine Gabbert.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Spoeank posted:

Chilichimp stumbling from thread to thread.

Guys. Guys... Blaine Gabbert isn't good! No! Stop having fun! Your team is bad! Stop it!

I have nothing to say. My team was beaten by Blaine Gabbert and 2 "off the street" DB's.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


that train's grin is super creepy in a touched-me-in-the-nono-place kinda way

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

WugLyfe posted:

that train's grin is super creepy in a touched-me-in-the-nono-place kinda way

Well, the Dark Tower books are written by Stephen King.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Kalli posted:

Everytime I hear "Blaine Gabbert" I'm reminded of Blaine the monorail from the Dark Tower books and this picture from when I read it in High school:



That is what i see when I hear Blaine Gabbert.

Why do you think we call him the Pain Train?

Also I have 2 links to this thread in my favorites list in awful app. :spooky:

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

WugLyfe posted:

that train's grin is super creepy in a touched-me-in-the-nono-place kinda way

Even worse, it has an obsession with riddles.

Also inciting lots of wasteland tribals to murder each other to ZZ Top.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Filthy Casual posted:

Lots of wasteland tribals to murder each other to ZZ Top.

I'm so sick of the way East/West coast types stereotype the Midwest.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Eifert Posting posted:

I'm so sick of the way East/West coast types stereotype the Midwest.

Go tell it to your flat endless fields of corn

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Thaddius the Large posted:

Go tell it to your flat endless fields of corn

Haha

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Thaddius the Large posted:

Go tell it to your flat endless fields of corn

See these bad stereotypes...




we have beans too.

Crop rotation yo.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Thaddius the Large posted:

Go tell it to your flat endless fields of corn

Something something crucify you kill all teens.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Athanatos posted:

See these bad stereotypes...




we have beans too.

Crop rotation yo.

Tobacco!

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

effectual posted:

Why do you think we call him the Pain Train?

Also I have 2 links to this thread in my favorites list in awful app. :spooky:

I honestly thought people were making a pro wrestling reference (maybe they are? I don't understand those things) but I definitely always thought of the Dark Tower first.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
The video big bob linked is so badgood.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Wait...


wait wait wait...


Is that really Donkey Lips?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Yes.

Hockles posted:

e: A quick "donkey lips raiders" google search found me this: http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/08/09/donkey-lips-is-a-raiders-fan/

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
ahahahahaha i love my dumb gay team and our dumb gay fans

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

:lol::lol:goddamn :swoon:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Week 9 cartoons! I indeed hold the fate of the Saints in my hands

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/11/nfl-week-9-cartoons-and-predictions/

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I am very interested of seeing what the shortest run factory in history looks like

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

Week 9 cartoons! I indeed hold the fate of the Saints in my hands

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/11/nfl-week-9-cartoons-and-predictions/

Should have drawn Teddy Bridgewater as an actual viking being knocked the gently caress out by a Ram.

The Wooly Rammoth.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

That Bridgewater pic owns

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

IcePhoenix posted:

That Bridgewater pic owns

yeah that needs to be a Vikings fan's av ASAP

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