The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Instant Sunrise: Apr 12, 2007; The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Uh, Instant Sunrise, we have ten minutes left.

And so concludes our tale. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night, and keep watching the skis.

I mean skies.

# ? Nov 11, 2015 18:16

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# ? May 24, 2024 13:54

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

Instant Sunrise posted:

And so concludes our tale. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night, and keep watching the skis.

I mean skies.

The cosmic ballet... marches on.

# ? Nov 11, 2015 18:46

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

IMJack posted:

If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!

You stole my bit! That's my bit! You stole my bit! :argh:

# ? Nov 11, 2015 19:12

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!

# ? Nov 11, 2015 19:18

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

You stole my bit! That's my bit! You stole my bit!

Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

# ? Nov 11, 2015 19:44

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

The enemy surrounded the fort and said that if the captain was sent out, the rest would be spared.

PT6A posted:

Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

That's why they call it "Fort Sensible." :eng101:

# ? Nov 11, 2015 20:44

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I KILL YOU!!! :ese:

I always thought it was kinda creepy that the 'blue dot over the witness' idea came from the Kennedy rape trial.

# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:03

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

BigDave posted:

I KILL YOU!!!

I always thought it was kinda creepy that the 'blue dot over the witness' idea came from the Kennedy rape trial.

What's the deal with that dot? Can you see out of it? Does it change colors when you're ticked off?

# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:22

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

What's the deal with that dot? Can you see out of it? Does it change colors when you're ticked off?

You tell me... :mad:

# ? Nov 12, 2015 01:56

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

BigDave posted:

I KILL YOU!!!

I always thought it was kinda creepy that the 'blue dot over the witness' idea came from the Kennedy rape trial.

Er, ah, I am no longer illiterate!

-- ockman, just outside the County Courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history. Behind these doors, a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the media have dubbed "Beat-Up Waiter." This reporter suggested "Waitergate", but was howled down at the press club. Now, it's illegal to televise court proceedings in this state, so [whispers] we'll have to be quiet.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 03:30

FishMist: Apr 24, 2005; *sniff sniff*

Strong words.
Strong, bewildering words.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 04:04

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

DizzyBum posted:

The cosmic ballet... marches on.

Does anyone wanna switch seats?

FishMist posted:

Strong words.
Strong, bewildering words.

In my long career, I've seen some pretty shabby things, but this putrid post out-stinks them all.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 05:06

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

PT6A posted:

Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

Oh dear. Send a ham to the widow.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 05:54

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Writer Cath posted:

Oh dear. Send a ham to the widow.

All we have left are the Earthquake Ham and the Condolence Ham.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 06:01

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Monday_ posted:

All we have left are the Earthquake Ham and the Condolence Ham.

Open the 'stick with your wife' barrel.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 06:03

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Monday_ posted:

All we have left are the Earthquake Ham and the Condolence Ham.

Monday_, they're just Do over Hams.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 06:19

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

TMMadman posted:

Monday_, they're just Do over Hams.

It's just a little airborne. It's still good it's still good :ohdear:

# ? Nov 12, 2015 06:19

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Monday_ posted:

All we have left are the Earthquake Ham and the Condolence Ham.

I can't believe we ate a whole wedding cake! And an entire pan of funeral fudge!

# ? Nov 12, 2015 06:45

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

FishMist posted:

Strong words.
Strong, bewildering words.

I'm losing my perspicacity!

# ? Nov 12, 2015 07:08

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

It's always in the last place you look!

# ? Nov 12, 2015 07:47

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

FishMist posted:

Strong words.
Strong, bewildering words.

Ezak iziri golanus, maledictu nosferatu in principi.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 08:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Ezak iziri golanus, maledictu nosferatu in principi.

Mahok

# ? Nov 12, 2015 10:03

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Do over Ham posted:

Ezak iziri golanus, maledictu nosferatu in principi.

I was spokes-vampire for Motherloving's breakfast cereals for twenty of your mortal years, but I had to quit when my fangs succumbed to gingivitis.

Now all my victims have to be mashed up.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 10:19

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

I was spokes-vampire for Motherloving's breakfast cereals for twenty of your mortal years, but I had to quit when my fangs succumbed to gingivitis.

Now all my victims have to be mashed up.

Young goon, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 10:59

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

DarklyDreaming posted:

It's just a little airborne. It's still good it's still good

It's just a little quoted. It's still good, it's still good! :ohdear:

# ? Nov 12, 2015 12:16

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It's just a little quoted. It's still good, it's still good! .

It's just a little gas chambered. It's still good, it's still good! :ohdear:

# ? Nov 12, 2015 12:40

JohnnyCanuck: May 28, 2004; Strong And/Or Free

Do over Ham posted:

Young goon, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.

We have to kill the boooooooooyyyyyyyyyyy!

# ? Nov 12, 2015 13:13

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

I was spokes-vampire for Motherloving's breakfast cereals for twenty of your mortal years, but I had to quit when my fangs succumbed to gingivitis.

Now all my victims have to be mashed up.

I can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!

# ? Nov 12, 2015 14:04

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

That's BABY corn!

# ? Nov 12, 2015 16:51

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

The Nastier Nate posted:

That's BABY corn!

That's what the pumpkin said!

# ? Nov 12, 2015 17:42

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

JohnnyCanuck posted:

We have to kill the boooooooooyyyyyyyyyyy!

He was a zombie?

# ? Nov 12, 2015 18:08

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

JohnnyCanuck posted:

We have to kill the boooooooooyyyyyyyyyyy!

Hmm. I don't agree with his Do over Ham killing policy. But I do approve of his Jerusalem killing policy!

# ? Nov 12, 2015 18:46

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

York_M_Chan posted:

That's what the pumpkin said!

We're going to be in a pie! :downs:

# ? Nov 12, 2015 19:21

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

The Nastier Nate posted:

That's BABY corn!

I like pizza.
I like bagels.
I like hot dogs, with mustard and beer...
I'll eat eggplant.
I could even eat a baby deer...
La-la-la-la-la-la, la, la, la-la...
Who's that baby deer on the lawn there...

# ? Nov 13, 2015 01:14

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Mister Kingdom posted:

I like pizza.
I like bagels.
I like hot dogs, with mustard and beer...
I'll eat eggplant.
I could even eat a baby deer...
La-la-la-la-la-la, la, la, la-la...
Who's that baby deer on the lawn there...

He asked for a beer, not a song! :rolleyes:

# ? Nov 13, 2015 01:25

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Root Bear posted:

He asked for a beer, not a song!

Singing is the lowest form of communication! :colbert:

# ? Nov 13, 2015 06:51

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

After The War posted:

Singing is the lowest form of communication!

Move it, ya drunk, or I'll blast your rear eeeennnddd....

# ? Nov 13, 2015 06:53

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

I like pizza.
I like bagels.
I like hot dogs, with mustard and beer...
I'll eat eggplant.
I could even eat a baby deer...
La-la-la-la-la-la, la, la, la-la...
Who's that baby deer on the lawn there...

Mister Kingdom can shoot a deer! That's like shooting a beautiful man!

# ? Nov 13, 2015 06:58