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Ehud posted:http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/11/07/2fart2furious-week-9-preview-support-troops/ quote:It could be the most devastating loss in franchise history. The Jets could score a touchdown on every single drive. The Jaguars could lose one starter on every possession until they’re using Denard Robinson as their emergency quarterback and he’s throwing to Bryan Walters and their kicker. The assistant coaches will search for pads and helmets just so they have enough players to legally field a team. They could lose by a thousand points and suffer a loss so humiliating that even London wouldn’t take them…and they’ll still be a game out from the lead in the AFC South on Monday. Big Bob is the pundit the world needs. Get Big Bob on ESPN. I want to know what he thinks about every game of every sport ever played.
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I see you've met Mikey Rayder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU6ekt1BDfE He got sued by the team a year or two back, and it was the maddest I'd ever gotten at the Raiders.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 23:23 |
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I want to meet him I want to live with him I want to be him
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 23:24 |
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there's no glitz and glamour youtube stardom with him. he's just the pure encapsulation of a raider fan. when i want to see the postgame to see just how in the gently caress we lost by 40 to a team we could've beat, he'll have the postgame up every week. and he sits there in a dirty hoodie and an awful look on his face in the dark and he just says that was loving bullshit and i sit there in my dirty hoodie with an awful look on my face in the dark and say yes it is.
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# ? Nov 7, 2015 23:28 |
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Was that guy in a movie? He looks so familiar. Nothing on imdb though.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:58 |
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That's Donkey Lips. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100989/ e: A quick "donkey lips raiders" google search found me this: http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/08/09/donkey-lips-is-a-raiders-fan/
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 04:25 |
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I was playing catch-up in another thread and ran across this: http://www.mandatory.com/2013/03/12/florida-man-the-comic Did you ever do any more of these, Febreeze? Edit: JPrime fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Nov 8, 2015 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Oh hey a bunch of new posts what is the funny jok- Sorry man but you switched teams, you deserve all the poo poo you get.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 11:45 |
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Silly Burrito posted:If we lose because of no Fabio Rob Ryan Sorry bro
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 22:23 |
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Febreeze posted:Sorry bro Dammit. I may have to change my bagatar to Fabio Rob Ryan just to be sure.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 22:56 |
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I am very much lookign forward to Blaine The Pain Train Gabbert. Can I be the guy he's kicking the rear end of?
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 01:43 |
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I dropped a box of elbow noodles on the floor and this happened
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 01:50 |
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Dwayne Allen should have seen it coming (Sorry for that pun but not really) http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/a-dwayne-allen-story/
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Febreeze posted:Dwayne Allen should have seen it coming (Sorry for that pun but not really) Also I went back and read your previous one, and good job on making Whiz look like Whiz, and not just a generic white dude. Which he totally is, but on the first panel you can actually tell it's that specific generic white dude.
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 13:39 |
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sean10mm posted:
Also, regarding the last one, Febreeze, your depiction of Jim Caldwell always crack me up.
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 13:49 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:I am very much lookign forward to Blaine The Pain Train Gabbert. Can I be the guy he's kicking the rear end of? He beat the banged up Falcons defense while our offense looked like a "blindfolded monkey, throwing darts." Come back down to earth, bro.
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 14:28 |
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Chilichimp stumbling from thread to thread. Guys. Guys... Blaine Gabbert isn't good! No! Stop having fun! Your team is bad! Stop it!
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 15:57 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:I am very much lookign forward to Blaine The Pain Train Gabbert. Can I be the guy he's kicking the rear end of? Everytime I hear "Blaine Gabbert" I'm reminded of Blaine the monorail from the Dark Tower books and this picture from when I read it in High school: That is what i see when I hear Blaine Gabbert.
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 15:59 |
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Spoeank posted:Chilichimp stumbling from thread to thread. I have nothing to say. My team was beaten by Blaine Gabbert and 2 "off the street" DB's.
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 16:06 |
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that train's grin is super creepy in a touched-me-in-the-nono-place kinda way
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 16:17 |
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WugLyfe posted:that train's grin is super creepy in a touched-me-in-the-nono-place kinda way Well, the Dark Tower books are written by Stephen King.
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 16:35 |
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Kalli posted:Everytime I hear "Blaine Gabbert" I'm reminded of Blaine the monorail from the Dark Tower books and this picture from when I read it in High school: Why do you think we call him the Pain Train? Also I have 2 links to this thread in my favorites list in awful app.
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 16:44 |
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WugLyfe posted:that train's grin is super creepy in a touched-me-in-the-nono-place kinda way Even worse, it has an obsession with riddles. Also inciting lots of wasteland tribals to murder each other to ZZ Top.
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# ? Nov 10, 2015 22:28 |
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Filthy Casual posted:Lots of wasteland tribals to murder each other to ZZ Top. I'm so sick of the way East/West coast types stereotype the Midwest.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 03:14 |
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Eifert Posting posted:I'm so sick of the way East/West coast types stereotype the Midwest. Go tell it to your flat endless fields of corn
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 03:18 |
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Thaddius the Large posted:Go tell it to your flat endless fields of corn Haha
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 03:48 |
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Thaddius the Large posted:Go tell it to your flat endless fields of corn See these bad stereotypes... we have beans too. Crop rotation yo.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 05:00 |
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Thaddius the Large posted:Go tell it to your flat endless fields of corn Something something crucify you kill all teens.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 05:04 |
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Athanatos posted:See these bad stereotypes... Tobacco!
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 05:04 |
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effectual posted:Why do you think we call him the Pain Train? I honestly thought people were making a pro wrestling reference (maybe they are? I don't understand those things) but I definitely always thought of the Dark Tower first.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 05:31 |
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The video big bob linked is so badgood.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 06:17 |
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Wait... wait wait wait... Is that really Donkey Lips?
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 06:19 |
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Yes.Hockles posted:e: A quick "donkey lips raiders" google search found me this: http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/08/09/donkey-lips-is-a-raiders-fan/
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 06:32 |
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ahahahahaha i love my dumb gay team and our dumb gay fans
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 06:42 |
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Hockles posted:Yes. goddamn
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 11:40 |
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Week 9 cartoons! I indeed hold the fate of the Saints in my hands http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/11/nfl-week-9-cartoons-and-predictions/
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 17:47 |
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I am very interested of seeing what the shortest run factory in history looks like
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 18:06 |
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Febreeze posted:Week 9 cartoons! I indeed hold the fate of the Saints in my hands Should have drawn Teddy Bridgewater as an actual viking being knocked the gently caress out by a Ram. The Wooly Rammoth.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 18:24 |
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That Bridgewater pic owns
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 19:05 |
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IcePhoenix posted:That Bridgewater pic owns yeah that needs to be a Vikings fan's av ASAP
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