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I hope the ex-army guy stays a long while yet.
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 11:44 |
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DoctorTristan posted:I hope the ex-army guy stays a long while yet. The bald Welshman? It's weird but I've had a very hard time remembering anyone's names. Selena has stuck with me - probably because she's so very posh - and Natalie did but I can't remember anyone else. We're all referring to them by their traits instead.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 13:32 |
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Taear posted:The bald Welshman? He's from Plymouth. Also sweet Jesus he's only 28.
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# ? Nov 9, 2015 13:58 |
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Lets hope this one is a trainwreck
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:59 |
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My money is on double firing tonight.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:01 |
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rear end cobra posted:My money is on double firing tonight. It's got to be, he's been itching it for ages
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:01 |
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Am I the only one who completely forgets what the task will be between "Next week on The Apprentice" and the following week? First topless morning shot of the series?
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:02 |
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Devol_Tettran posted:Am I the only one who completely forgets what the task will be between "Next week on The Apprentice" and the following week? Took me about 6 minutes last week to forget. Tonight's gonna be good
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:03 |
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Ah crap I missed Cuffs (was frying a banana) was the end music suitably mawkish?
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:03 |
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"Dammit, I totally forgot to pack my high-vis jacket!"
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:04 |
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Did the Albanian bloke just admit he's an illegal immigrant?
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:06 |
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Back of the lorry. Just like how this task will turn out for both teams!
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:07 |
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Meth Aesthetic posted:Did the Albanian bloke just admit he's an illegal immigrant? The Daily Mail's got page 46 sorted tomorrow!
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:07 |
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What the heck is "complete installations"? Connex'in' us to you!
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:07 |
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Is that the quickest start-to-firing we've had? She's gone. Guaranteed. Dead in the water.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:09 |
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Steve2911 posted:The Daily Mail's got page 46 sorted tomorrow!
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:09 |
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800 quid for a lick of paint and few rails. Shuga will be proud.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:10 |
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Wow so professional
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:11 |
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rear end cobra posted:Wow so professional Very construction, such rail
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:14 |
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IT'S BASIC loving MATHS PEOPLE
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:14 |
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Look at these titans of industry, failing basic mental arithmetic.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:15 |
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I am loving hallucinating here? Nothing in this episode makes a blind bit of sense.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:16 |
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They need more market research for their cleaning clearly.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:16 |
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Don't worry about that huge hole we left in the wall, we won't charge you for it!
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:16 |
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"Nah, that's how the shelf is supposed to be". Hanging out of the wall.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:17 |
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To be fair their rates would be illegally low if this was an actual business.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:17 |
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This is all making me feel better about my DIY skills
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:18 |
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Strom Cuzewon posted:I am loving hallucinating here? Nothing in this episode makes a blind bit of sense. They haven't explained it properly at all, it's bizarre
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:18 |
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No wonder people get ripped off by builders if this is what they're like when it comes to simple practical matters. Rawlplugs, dammit.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:18 |
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Brett has kept the two most useless numpties on his team with him too minimise the chance someone will torpedo their own boat, genius. Scott may have managed anyway.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:21 |
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Elle is fired
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:23 |
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"I don't need to know what I'm doing to lead" "help me people I have no experience in any of this" Elle is getting the fired edit, it looks.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:23 |
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Khablam posted:"I don't need to know what I'm doing to lead" Joseph will probably win her the task though
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:24 |
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Khablam posted:Elle is getting the fired edit, it looks. Unless Apprentice Edit, Brett loses: Jessant posted:Brett has kept the two most useless numpties on his team with him too minimise the chance someone will torpedo their own boat, genius. He throws Selina and Mr Literature under the bus.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:25 |
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It took a week to landscape our garden. This will be a disaster.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:27 |
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Mergim is a walking disaster. (and I had to go double check his name)
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:28 |
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Aww I was hoping they'd start tearing down walls and leave it half done.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:28 |
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Paperhouse posted:They haven't explained it properly at all, it's bizarre The task is vague, but everyone's behaviour is completely off the wall. Market research on window cleaning, offering prices twice what they're asking, selling their DIY by argueing their personal qualities. It's like the uncanny valley, but they started human and went the other way.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:31 |
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Strom Cuzewon posted:It's like the uncanny valley The uncanny valley is Elle's jaw. Something is just a bit off about it.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:32 |
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Brett's alright when he's not a terrifying oval office.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:32 |