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DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
I hope the ex-army guy stays a long while yet.

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Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

DoctorTristan posted:

I hope the ex-army guy stays a long while yet.

The bald Welshman?

It's weird but I've had a very hard time remembering anyone's names. Selena has stuck with me - probably because she's so very posh - and Natalie did but I can't remember anyone else.
We're all referring to them by their traits instead.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Taear posted:

The bald Welshman?

It's weird but I've had a very hard time remembering anyone's names. Selena has stuck with me - probably because she's so very posh - and Natalie did but I can't remember anyone else.
We're all referring to them by their traits instead.

He's from Plymouth. Also sweet Jesus he's only 28. :stare:

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Lets hope this one is a trainwreck

:toot:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
My money is on double firing tonight.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

rear end cobra posted:

My money is on double firing tonight.

It's got to be, he's been itching it for ages

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Am I the only one who completely forgets what the task will be between "Next week on The Apprentice" and the following week?

First topless morning shot of the series?

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Devol_Tettran posted:

Am I the only one who completely forgets what the task will be between "Next week on The Apprentice" and the following week?

Took me about 6 minutes last week to forget.

Tonight's gonna be good :getin:

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Ah crap I missed Cuffs (was frying a banana) was the end music suitably mawkish?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
"Dammit, I totally forgot to pack my high-vis jacket!"

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Did the Albanian bloke just admit he's an illegal immigrant?

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Back of the lorry.

Just like how this task will turn out for both teams!

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Meth Aesthetic posted:

Did the Albanian bloke just admit he's an illegal immigrant?

The Daily Mail's got page 46 sorted tomorrow!

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
What the heck is "complete installations"?

Connex'in' us to you! :fuckoff:

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Is that the quickest start-to-firing we've had? She's gone. Guaranteed. Dead in the water.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Steve2911 posted:

The Daily Mail's got page 46 sorted tomorrow!
No, page 46 is for correcting the lies printed on page 1 the day before.

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
800 quid for a lick of paint and few rails. Shuga will be proud.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Wow so professional

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003

rear end cobra posted:

Wow so professional

Very construction, such rail

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
IT'S BASIC loving MATHS PEOPLE

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Look at these titans of industry, failing basic mental arithmetic.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

I am loving hallucinating here? Nothing in this episode makes a blind bit of sense.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

They need more market research for their cleaning clearly.

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Don't worry about that huge hole we left in the wall, we won't charge you for it!

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

"Nah, that's how the shelf is supposed to be".

Hanging out of the wall.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



To be fair their rates would be illegally low if this was an actual business.

Cunning Plan
Apr 15, 2003
This is all making me feel better about my DIY skills

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Strom Cuzewon posted:

I am loving hallucinating here? Nothing in this episode makes a blind bit of sense.

They haven't explained it properly at all, it's bizarre

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
No wonder people get ripped off by builders if this is what they're like when it comes to simple practical matters.

Rawlplugs, dammit.

Jessant
Jun 16, 2001

Brett has kept the two most useless numpties on his team with him too minimise the chance someone will torpedo their own boat, genius.
Scott may have managed anyway.

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Elle is fired

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

"I don't need to know what I'm doing to lead"

"help me people I have no experience in any of this"

Elle is getting the fired edit, it looks.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Khablam posted:

"I don't need to know what I'm doing to lead"

"help me people I have no experience in any of this"

Elle is getting the fired edit, it looks.

Joseph will probably win her the task though

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Khablam posted:

Elle is getting the fired edit, it looks.

Unless Apprentice Edit, Brett loses:

Jessant posted:

Brett has kept the two most useless numpties on his team with him too minimise the chance someone will torpedo their own boat, genius.

He throws Selina and Mr Literature under the bus.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

It took a week to landscape our garden.
This will be a disaster.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Mergim is a walking disaster.

(and I had to go double check his name)

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Aww I was hoping they'd start tearing down walls and leave it half done. :(

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Paperhouse posted:

They haven't explained it properly at all, it's bizarre

The task is vague, but everyone's behaviour is completely off the wall. Market research on window cleaning, offering prices twice what they're asking, selling their DIY by argueing their personal qualities. It's like the uncanny valley, but they started human and went the other way.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Strom Cuzewon posted:

It's like the uncanny valley

The uncanny valley is Elle's jaw. Something is just a bit off about it.

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stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Brett's alright when he's not a terrifying oval office.

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