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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


hello fuckers i'm in on this secret santa thing again


i like old electronics and 80s computing and laserdiscs and idk all sorts of dumb poo poo. i have a dogge. i have an os9 machine so old mac stuff is cool. i have a commodore 64 also. i like obscure 1980s trash horror vhs tapes.

please no alcohol or drug paraphernalia. i am not an isis supporter.



my santee will be receiving the blackberry book that i got last time and that santa got the year before that. my santee needs to keep the chain going

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Rosoboronexport
Jun 14, 2006

Get in the bath, baby!
Ramrod XTreme

Funhilde posted:

I drink cider and whiskey and gin


Have you already consumed the gift cider I sent last Yosmas? And was it any good?

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed
sees someone ask for vhs tapes. . .

remembers he has a giant tub full of vhs porno we had to remove from my now dead grandmothers home a few months back

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
so what kind of porn was your grandmother in to?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Space-Pope posted:

so what kind of porn was your grandmother in to?

Home-grown

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Rosoboronexport posted:

Have you already consumed the gift cider I sent last Yosmas? And was it any good?

we tried the one with the cat on it and it was tasty. still need to try the other one. socks are still a bit big but should fit soon and be good for a while.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



ps if you get jerry for a santa

youre in good hands

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

if you like pasta sauce

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed

Space-Pope posted:

so what kind of porn was your grandmother in to?

for being goddamned racists. . . a surprising amount of black men fuckin white womens

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

enotnert posted:

for being goddamned racists. . . a surprising amount of black men fuckin white womens

racist bestiality

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
my grandmother complained once that homer simpson was a racist caricature of black men (cause of the ape mouth)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

is this now the grandparent thread? DO NOT SEND YOUR GRANDMOTHER AS A PRESENT

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

enotnert posted:

for being goddamned racists. . . a surprising amount of black men fuckin white womens

taboo lol

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
i will adopt the yos granny

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

oh oh oh if you want to send me alcohol, you can use my Brooklyn address

I like gin a lot

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
i hope whoever gets echi as a santee impregnates his polyamorous wife as a present

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

christ no not this thread too

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

bump_fn posted:

i hope whoever gets echi as a santee impregnates his polyamorous wife as a present

guys i've found madeupfred a santee

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

bobbilljim posted:

guys i've found madeupfred a santee

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
neither madeupfred nor echinopsis has signed up :raise:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
echidnapenis has to pay the mortgage on his 2 houses and not to mention teh children and buyign drinks for milfs at bars and what with our NZ dollar going down the shitter the shipping fees would be bankrupting

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
echi always seemed chill not sure why y'all jumpin on him. his marriage is he own thing

i don't think you can ship alcohol to me here in oregon. if you find something online that says otherwise please post it but last i checked those were the rules

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
i'm not going to digitize the porno this time

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

garbage owl posted:

echi always seemed chill not sure why y'all jumpin on him. his marriage is he own thing

i don't think you can ship alcohol to me here in oregon. if you find something online that says otherwise please post it but last i checked those were the rules

I'm p sure the Supreme Court ruled in like 05-07 that all states had to allow interstate liquor shipment because the 21st amendment allowing state control over alcohol doesn't override the 10th amendment restriction on state interference with interstate trade

e: yep, Granholm v Heald, 2005 sort of ruled that. if you can do in-state by-mail/online sales, you have to be allowed to do out-of-stage by-mail/online sales.

Justice Anthony M. Kennedy posted:

State policies are protected under the Twenty-first Amendment when they treat liquor produced out of state the same as its domestic equivalent. The instant cases, in contrast, involve straightforward attempts to discriminate in favor of local producers. The discrimination is contrary to the Commerce Clause and is not saved by the Twenty-first Amendment.

it's not quite as expansive a ruling as I first thought but it's a good thing for most people in most states

eschaton fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Nov 13, 2015

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

garbage owl posted:

echi always seemed chill not sure why y'all jumpin on him. his marriage is he own thing

more that goons can't get over someone being cool and having sex

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

vodkat posted:

more that goons can't get over someone being cool and having sex

god willing any of us figure out how to do either of those things

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I have the 2nd one figured out

Janitor Prime
Jan 22, 2004

PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean

Fun Shoe
Hey fuckers I'm in again this year with the added bonus that you don't have to ship anything to Mexico! The address I gave is my parents and I won't be there until Christmas week starts, so don't get all uppity if I don't open it until then.

Likes:
Food,
Booze,
Fallout 4 (lol)
Stuff for my son (he's 9 months)
I really want to read some new science fiction novels
I am the standard YOSPOS shirt size, XL

Dislikes:
Porn
mealworms
and I have no pets

Janitor Prime fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Nov 14, 2015

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


enotnert posted:

sees someone ask for vhs tapes. . .

remembers he has a giant tub full of vhs porno we had to remove from my now dead grandmothers home a few months back

please dont send me your dead granny's porn tapes

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
signing up again. PCjr Sidecar was my santa last year and he/she ruled. Grandmaster.FLV was my santee and he went awol

send me...
funy computer stuff
alcohol (beer, bourbon preferred)
bideo james (https://steamcommunity.com/id/kuvosa)
scifi books/movies/things
space or astronomy things
shirt size mens large if that matters


do not send me...
mealworms
anime body pillows
stuff for pets or kids (dont have either)

Kuvo fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Nov 16, 2015

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
today's last day to sign up for early birds right?

i'll do it when i get home i swear

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
uh you can sign up all weekend but I'm gonna do the shuffle on Monday after I get home from work (PST)

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:

eschaton posted:

I'm p sure the Supreme Court ruled in like 05-07 that all states had to allow interstate liquor shipment because the 21st amendment allowing state control over alcohol doesn't override the 10th amendment restriction on state interference with interstate trade

e: yep, Granholm v Heald, 2005 sort of ruled that. if you can do in-state by-mail/online sales, you have to be allowed to do out-of-stage by-mail/online sales.

it's not quite as expansive a ruling as I first thought but it's a good thing for most people in most states

awesome then mail me booze by all means. totally down to try foods and drinks.

i also like:
CDs, LPs (especially jazz, although i own a poo poo ton already)
old media (reel to reel, floppy disk, vhs, and i have a 16mm and 8mm projector somewhere)
books (nonfiction about music is good), also audible audiobooks or kindle books
i have a gamecube, snes, nes, steam account (laptop from 2009 though so it should be old/have low requirements)
sorry no dog or cat gifts, pets went with the ex when we broke up
sure mail me porn why the gently caress not. bonus points if you can find 16mm porn
weed is legal in oregon so paraphernalia is cool. i prefer to only smoke out of glass
i can link my amazon wishlist, it's pretty much all rare jazz albums
basically send me whatever the gently caress. i lost my old 8gb sansa fuze mp3 player so if you find one of those it would make my life

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
you just gotta be clever to get around these liquor laws. i sent a canada goon some american whiskeys a few years ago.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Silver Alicorn posted:

uh you can sign up all weekend but I'm gonna do the shuffle on Monday after I get home from work (PST)

neat coz i did some poo poo after work so i will probably get in sometime this weekend

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
friday night motherfucks!

:siren:early access signup closes monday, 5:00pm pst!:siren:

you can still sign up through the end of the month but well, you're gonna be matched with other stragglers

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
thanks silver alicorn

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

Janitor Prime posted:

Dislikes:
Porn
mealworms
and I have no pets

i also dislike that you have no pets

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
i did this last year, but was a shittier than average santa.

also i don't think i posted all year.

i will watch and root for bans.

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

I can probably send a pretty sick gift

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