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CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
Maggies usually hang out in family groups of the parents, a grownup kid or two, and the current babies (which have a mottled grey pattern). The grownup kids are usually from last year's hatching and help to raise their new baby siblings. Magpies find worms and witchetty grubs by listening to the ground and digging them up. They also like stealing human food, dog food, chook food, etc. They're not really interested in shiny stuff like European magpies (which like shiny things like all corvids). When they're babies they enjoy play fighting with each other :kimchi:

e: here are some pics for top o' the page


parent magpie


young magpie (and a bunch of poop) preparing to eat all the chook food


These are happy jacks, also known as apostlebirds, CWA birds, happy families, etc. They hang out in big family groups, usually one breeding pair, their relatives, and a couple of babies. All of the adults work together to help find food for the babies. In that picture, there is one baby who is being fed by a relative. (The adult bird is sticking its head into the baby's mouth.) They are VERY LOUD and also very smart. They like humans and enjoy playing with and teasing them. Games I have seen them playing include swinging around on branches (going upside down and back up again in a circle), playing "bird soccer" with macadamia nuts still in their shell, and biting parrots on the bottom. They're smart enough to know that hoses only work when humans are around and the difference between a stick and a gun. When they're looking for grass seeds, they all get together and walk in a line like people in a search party.

CROWS EVERYWHERE fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Oct 24, 2015

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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Man those fuckers are wild

they look cool though

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Games I have seen them playing include swinging around on branches (going upside down and back up again in a circle), playing "bird soccer" with macadamia nuts still in their shell, and biting parrots on the bottom.
I like these birds already.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

http://www.clickhole.com/article/ge..._source=twitter

Cuckoo posted:

No loving way those are real.

Probably. They look weird either way.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RcMjJVqTjU0

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

I liked the bit where he started doing all the laughs he knew, and then... the laughing... intensified... :stonklol:

Max is best when he's being a creepy little warlockatoo.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NmMMHuzDtG0

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

dawwww

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

not gonna lie. That bird terrifies the poo poo out of me.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



67 and still making love
Oct 7, 2005

Peek
a
BLARGH

He fuckin' that ball.

67 and still making love fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Nov 2, 2015

Truck Stop Daddy
Apr 17, 2013

A janitor cleans the bathroom

Muldoon
birds:









Truck Stop Daddy fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Nov 5, 2015

ZombieJesus
Feb 26, 2005

He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS
Here's a video of a magpie I filmed in Perth imitating sounds like a boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBsEj2sz0qE

worth watching through, but especially from about 2.45 when he/she goes on a mad run including seagull, car alarm, dog

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008


Weirdest depiction of a phoenix I've ever seen. Thanks for the cool bird pics! That is some gorgeous art!

Splendiferous
May 7, 2006

wah dee dah
i am deeply skeptical that Alex was actually using language principles but i want to believe. pretty sure what he's doing is the result of conditioning

anyhoo, who's got some good bird nestcams???

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Here's Nakke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Y12feyQmk

LungBrothers
Oct 5, 2015

by Shine

I can't find any reasonably priced Walton Ford prints :cry:

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

I thought this was a cute picture of a bunch of parrots picking on a beleaguered owl, but then I looked up what bird lime is :cry:

They're not going "lol" "ayy lmao" "u suck", they're going "no" "halp" "im die :("

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

poor carolina parakeets :(

too pretty for the white man's world

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YvyXu7coXA

Owls and barn owls in particular make me nauseous to watch. I don't know why this is and im pretty sure no other animal has this effect on me

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

A Stupid Baby posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YvyXu7coXA

Owls and barn owls in particular make me nauseous to watch. I don't know why this is and im pretty sure no other animal has this effect on me

It's the flat white faces and big blank black eyes, I think, plus the weird >: D smile they have going on with their beaks. Plus they're always kind of hunched over and poo poo. They're basically horror movie monsters, only cuter and fluffier.

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC

A Stupid Baby posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YvyXu7coXA

Owls and barn owls in particular make me nauseous to watch. I don't know why this is and im pretty sure no other animal has this effect on me

They hit some weird uncanny valley poo poo. Flat face with humanish eyes, but they move all wrong and look all wrong. The horrible sounds they make when they're upset about a camera shoved in their face doesn't help.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

GenericOverusedName posted:

They hit some weird uncanny valley poo poo. Flat face with humanish eyes, but they move all wrong and look all wrong. The horrible sounds they make when they're upset about a camera shoved in their face doesn't help.

That noise they make could be lifted without modification and put into a horror movie/game. If you didn't know it came from really cute owls, it is really terrifying and alien.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZbOIp1GUJA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSfM4ZHjbl0

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I forgot this video existed and so watching it again was like seeing it for the first time again

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i'm not a bird expert but in my opinion that is a good bird

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Robo Reagan posted:

i'm not a bird expert but in my opinion that is a good bird
I am not a bird expert but I am like a bird enthusiast which is the next best thing and yeah that is a goddamn good bird.

So is this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95vR_DFbgQc

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
An almost tonal cockatiel :staredog:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

A Stupid Baby posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YvyXu7coXA

Owls and barn owls in particular make me nauseous to watch. I don't know why this is and im pretty sure no other animal has this effect on me

They have weird little heads that look like a neckbeard that goes full circle.

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

It's the flat white faces and big blank black eyes, I think, plus the weird >: D smile they have going on with their beaks. Plus they're always kind of hunched over and poo poo. They're basically horror movie monsters, only cuter and fluffier.

goon in bird form imo.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Sheep-Goats posted:

An almost tonal cockatiel :staredog:
i love you gimme a kiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCSKDb_UpDk

Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.
The best cockatiel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMvj_-1Uvp4

Truck Stop Daddy
Apr 17, 2013

A janitor cleans the bathroom

Muldoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0qqb_US1mg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spCtngmJnkA

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity




Messing around with that thing would give me bird phobia :stare: It looks like an old horror movie with graphics that are so awkwardly bad they loop around to being creepy again.

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmlMQtMkywo

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Gotta revise my "X at once" wishlist to include "pet 5 small birds at once with one hand" now

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
lmao listen to this loving seal hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L7VJl76i9U

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

GREG

GREG

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GREG

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

GREG

GREG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GREG

lmfao

Choking on my cereal over here

GREG

Pblfff

GLBGH

GEG

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

So this is Goon Larval state.

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Funk In Shoe
Apr 20, 2008

Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high


im at work and im loving crying with laughter at this

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