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RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

The tattoo's aren't the only terrible life decisions in this picture.

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dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning
This looks like the client walked into the studio and asked for a stretched piece of pish from Harry Potter, but put some illegible text around it that nobody will be able to read in a year, and just to finish it off make it look like a smurf threw up all over the top of it.

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

dpack_1 posted:

This looks like the client walked into the studio and asked for a stretched piece of pish from Harry Potter, but put some illegible text around it that nobody will be able to read in a year, and just to finish it off make it look like a smurf threw up all over the top of it.



All I can see is bruising.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Ahah "pish". Yes!

That's the difference between a nice image and a nice tattoo there. That would be a decent logo but on skin, in time (not a lot in this case) it looks like a smudgey bruise.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Actually it's not a good image, it's the AOL logo.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
how long do these watercolor tats last?

Chakan
Mar 30, 2011
They're new enough that nobody can give you a concrete answer for the good ones (lots of black solid lines, etc.) but the wispy ones with little regard to them being tattoos look awful after a couple years, if that.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This could also go in the schadenfreude thread.

Man wakes up after drunken stag night with this.



http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11539227

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
At least they're Ray Ban's and not some cheap knockoff.

Slate Slabrock
Sep 12, 2009
Grimey Drawer
"Can you give me teenaged boy's notebook cover please?"

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Slate Slabrock posted:

"Can you give me teenaged boy's notebook cover please?"



out of all the dumb poo poo that's on there, why chief wahoo?

Slate Slabrock
Sep 12, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Garrand posted:

out of all the dumb poo poo that's on there, why chief wahoo?

Because Ohio. Our high school mascot is on there, the OSU logo, our area code, etc. I do think I posted it before so here's a lion from the same shop

Krampus Grewcock
Aug 26, 2010

Gruss vom Krampus!
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/NIgBbuR.jpg:nws:

Corley
Feb 2, 2010


I wouldn't want to have sex with it, but that tattoo kinda owns.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005


I really hope the young lady is sexually attached to the gentleman, the way she's looking at it screams regret.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

SaNChEzZ posted:

sexually attached
What

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sliding neck turtles store away to the side!

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Did he tattoo the bellend too or is that just his foreskin. Either way, :wow:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Lotish posted:

Did he tattoo the bellend too or is that just his foreskin. Either way, :wow:

There's definitely an eye tattooed on the head/bellend.

I can't be mad about it, props for creativity.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
I'm so curious to see it better.

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

ChairmanMeow posted:

I'm so curious to see it better.

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

now this is a quality tattoo.the other pics were poo poo. I hope it holds up well

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough
A tattoo of Jeremy Corbyn, current British leader of the Labour party:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I just saw a guy with a big batman logo on his inner wrist, but what's worse is one side of the bat was breaking up into little bats flying away.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Snowy posted:

I just saw a guy with a big batman logo on his inner wrist, but what's worse is one side of the bat was breaking up into little bats flying away.

If it was well done I'll give that one a pass.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



PCOS Bill posted:

If it was well done I'll give that one a pass.

It was a loving disaster, fortunately. I don't think it was done ironically either.

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me
I work with a dude who has a tattoo of a slice of pizza with the words "pizza slut" on it. He's 19, and it's on his neck. It's well done at least? But still.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Carnival of Shrews posted:

A tattoo of Jeremy Corbyn, current British leader of the Labour party:



Might've at least used a photo without a pimply forehead for reference...

Hot Wet Pizza Slut
Jun 10, 2012

lovely to look at
delightful to hold
but if you shall break it
to you it is sold

Psychobabble! posted:

I work with a dude who has a tattoo of a slice of pizza with the words "pizza slut" on it. He's 19, and it's on his neck. It's well done at least? But still.

Tell him I said hello.

Speaking of...



If you want more for some reason...
http://yolotattoos.tumblr.com/

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
One of my favorite things to do when I'm bored at work is search #firsttattoo on Instagram and just scroooooooooll

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

Seen on the train last night. Not all the blurriness is due to my hand shaking.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Well, if your grocery list doesn't ever change you may as well get it tattooed

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sentient Data posted:

Well, if your grocery list doesn't ever change you may as well get it tattooed

preferably somewhere you can see it

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Drink and Fight posted:

Seen on the train last night. Not all the blurriness is due to my hand shaking.



That looks like a cover up. Which begs the question: what is it covering up? "Tea and Sorbet"?

mamelon
Oct 9, 2010

by Lowtax

Hot Wet Pizza Slut posted:

Tell him I said hello.

Speaking of...



If you want more for some reason...
http://yolotattoos.tumblr.com/

If you're a person whose skin is pasty AF, don't get a strong black tattoo that just cranks up the contrast.

hac
Oct 21, 2005

mamelon posted:

If you're a person whose skin is pasty AF, don't get a strong black tattoo that just cranks up the contrast.

What.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mamelon posted:

If you're a person whose skin is pasty AF, don't get a strong black tattoo that just cranks up the contrast.

"Don't be white and get a tattoo" isn't really good advice

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
I'm a strong black tattoo ....

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

ChairmanMeow posted:

I'm a strong black tattoo ....

Does that mean you're a tattoo of a strong black(person) or a very bold black tattoo?

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