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I kept reading it as "Big Ender" rather than "Bi-gender" edit: also what the gently caress is "glitterpunk"?
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Nov 12, 2015 23:30
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How the hell did that person make it to 24
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Scratch Monkey posted:"glitterpunk"? You duck into a fabulous alley as a patrol drone floats by, the countless facets of it's surface gleaming in the flashing streetlights before it disappears from sight. The sound of Cher echoes from a speaker in the distance, reverberating through the dense cityscape, reminding you of the wide reach of your rulers. As you move down the alley, the facade of glamour starts to fade, the pastel colours of the walls giving way to worn grey concrete. This was where the last traces of resistance could be found, forced to skitter in the shadows like vermin before the gogo-booted, limp wristed enforcers of the great clubs. Tiberius Thyben has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Nov 12, 2015 |
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Nov 12, 2015 23:55
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Tiberius Thyben posted:You duck into a fabulous alley as a patrol drone floats by, the countless facets of it's surface gleaming in the flashing streetlights before it disappears from sight. The sound of Cher echoes from a speaker in the distance, reverberating through the dense cityscape, reminding you of the wide reach of your rulers. As you move down the alley, the facade of glamour starts to fade, the pastel colours of the walls giving way to worn grey concrete. This was where the last traces of resistance could be found, forced to skitter in the shadows like vermin before the gogo-booted, limp wristed enforcers of the great clubs. This sounds pretty rad
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Nov 12, 2015 23:58
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cash crab posted:
Problem shouldn't exist
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Nov 13, 2015 00:56
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I just have a serious problem believing someone like this isn't just theoretically polyamorous because the idea that MORE THAN ONE PERSON fucks them on the regular on purpose is unlikely. Also, I found their tumblr and there was one post about "people tell me to shave because they don't understand!!!!!" no, people tell you to shave because that is a lovely MUSTACHE, IDIOT. PS: Before you ask, their tumblr is not worth looking at.
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Nov 13, 2015 02:00
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Hihohe posted:Look I dont care who you are. Lipstick and mustaches dont mix. You get one or the other. Sigh, you foolish uncultured swine  e:With a better contrast 
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Nov 13, 2015 02:25
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Hihohe posted:Look I dont care who you are. Lipstick and mustaches dont mix. You get one or the other.  Postal Parcel posted:Sigh, you foolish uncultured swine
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Nov 13, 2015 02:41
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Postal Parcel posted:Sigh, you foolish uncultured swine Look thats like telling me that fedorahs are fashionable and then showing Abercrombie and Fitch models. It looks good on .01 percent of those hot guys but that doesn't mean you should.
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Nov 13, 2015 02:58
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Why is everything painted over? Really poor airbrushing?
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Nov 13, 2015 04:50
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I'm going to guess really bad stretch marks or cellulite.
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Nov 13, 2015 04:55
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subpar anachronism posted:Why is everything painted over? Really poor airbrushing? I'm 98% sure it's one of those edits that makes average-sized girls fat.
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Nov 13, 2015 04:55
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subpar anachronism posted:Why is everything painted over? Really poor airbrushing? It's photoshop.
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cash crab posted:I'm 98% sure it's one of those edits that makes average-sized girls fat. 
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Nov 13, 2015 05:16
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Bip Roberts posted:It's photoshop. Are you sure? Can you see the pixels?
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Nov 13, 2015 05:24
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People with fat fetishes edit pictures of random people/celebrities to make them look fat. Like, 9/10ths of all weird internet phenomenons are fetishes. Hence giantess edits, i.e.: Suddenly Jennifer Lawrence is as tall as a building and is dropping men into her bra.
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cash crab posted:People with fat fetishes edit pictures of random people/celebrities to make them look fat. Like, 9/10ths of all weird internet phenomenons are fetishes. Hence giantess edits, i.e.: Suddenly Jennifer Lawrence is as tall as a building and is dropping men into her bra. Submitted for your viewing pleasure      I'd also like to mention that this isn't a fetish, it's empowering
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Nov 13, 2015 05:35
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That bitch fat as hell
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Nov 13, 2015 05:43
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On the one hand, you can sometimes admire their technical skill with photo editing, but on the other hand, you recoil in disgust when you realize what the intended target audience is using it for
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Nov 13, 2015 05:48
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BrigadierSensible posted:Are you sure? Can you see the pixels? Check the textures on the shins- there's normal person skin-texture on the front, which fades to fuzzy Photoshop flat on the fat flab. You can especially see it on the shadows around the top of the sock. Basically look for the parts of the image where a) the fake fat needs to blend into real skin and b) the person making it absolutely stopped giving a gently caress. Somfin has a new favorite as of 05:54 on Nov 13, 2015 |
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Nov 13, 2015 05:52
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Somfin posted:Check the textures on the shins- there's normal person skin-texture on the front, which fades to fuzzy Photoshop flat on the fat flab. You can especially see it on the shadows around the top of the sock. No. It real.
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Nov 13, 2015 06:08
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Postal Parcel posted:Sigh, you foolish uncultured swine That's very clearly a beard.
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Nov 13, 2015 06:09
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Beard?
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Gonna set up a goonmeet with the guy? Hmm, you know it was a guy (lol) and you know it was a goon. It was you, wasn't it? No. I don't want to meet you.
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Nov 13, 2015 06:45
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Trent posted:Hmm, you know it was a guy (lol) and you know it was a goon. It was you, wasn't it?  I just wanted a real friend.
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Nov 13, 2015 07:09
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This sort of thing should be classed as a hate crime. That thing has probably indirectly contributed to the harassment of at least one normal transperson.
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Nov 13, 2015 09:08
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Postal Parcel posted:I'd also like to mention that this isn't a fetish, it's empowering I remember this. It showed up on my Facebook. I was like "No..... nooooooo. ....."
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Trent posted:Realizing that this happened less than a mile from me made me suddenly nauseous. 2 feet is less than a mile. Did they skimp on the pickles?
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I remember when my photoshop skills were so pathetic and my tastes so poor that I would consider this finished. I was about 15 at the time.
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cash crab posted:People with fat fetishes edit pictures of random people/celebrities to make them look fat. Like, 9/10ths of all weird internet phenomenons are fetishes. Hence giantess edits, i.e.: Suddenly Jennifer Lawrence is as tall as a building and is dropping men into her bra. I hope all the bugs I drop into my underwear realize how good they have it
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Why is it that only those awkward gross nerds can grow such beautiful hair? I've been trying to grow mine out for years 
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Nov 13, 2015 15:11
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goose fleet posted:Passionate university noncompleter? "had ethical issues with Disability Studies" (read: "they refused to recognize all my tumblr 'disabilities' no matter how loud I yelled in class so I ragequit school")
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Nov 13, 2015 15:57
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Haha cool.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:"had ethical issues with Disability Studies" (read: "they refused to recognize all my tumblr 'disabilities' no matter how loud I yelled in class so I ragequit school") TBF, mental/physical disabilities could come in many forms. However, I'm willing to bet that they didn't get diagnosed by a professional. Thanks for making us disabled folk who go to post secondary look bad, person. 
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