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paranoid randroid posted:migf we're gonna need you to fight zoux to the death to see who gets to be low man on the totem pole Hmmm... zoux is feisty, but migf is almost as relentless as fishmech.
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you cannot loving hope to defeat me in a "migf is short" joke contest
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paranoid randroid posted:sociologists have found taht having a guy like that around is a net positive for social cohesion Paranoid Randroid, you're like banzai buddy, fischmech, the warszawa, sinnlos, nutranurse, Joementum [all hail], and dickeye: a generally good poster who contributes entertaining content that I enjoy reading. paranoid randroid posted:you cannot loving hope to defeat me in a "migf is short" joke contest My friend, have you tried the "MiGF's campaign is so undercapitalized that...." route?
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paranoid randroid posted:you cannot loving hope to defeat me in a "migf is short" joke contest I need to stop trying on my laptop. WIth my better-built computer keyboard I may have a chance. My Imaginary GF posted:Paranoid Randroid, you're like banzai buddy (...) a generally good poster who contributes entertaining content that I enjoy reading. i hope that's just because you like photos of bread and cats and not due to anything else Chelb fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Nov 13, 2015 |
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Nov 13, 2015 05:58
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I told all of you he was coming
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I'm looking out of my window for the other three horsemen but if they're all the same size it's gonna be tough
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Nov 13, 2015 06:02
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i blame the guy who was talking about pizza
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Nov 13, 2015 06:05
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Ah, always nice to step outside and smell weed in the parking lot. Too bad I think it's technically my job to do something about it I only remarked on a recipe book by a well known food author
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SedanChair posted:I told all of you he was coming You are the first prophet of migfism then?
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the_paradigm_shift posted:Ah, always nice to step outside and smell weed in the parking lot. Too bad I think it's technically my job to do something about it Fight the powers that be, tho
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Do Not Be a Narc
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Is there a way for apple pie to not be runny, or is that just part of its 'charm'?
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I will defeat randroid and put an end to his reign of comedic terror.
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Rollofthedice posted:Is there a way for apple pie to not be runny, or is that just part of its 'charm'? It depends on how you deal with the apples
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Aeryk posted:I will defeat randroid and put an end to his reign of comedic terror. i will drink from your skull
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Disinterested posted:It depends on how you deal with the apples Do you have, say, a recommended method?
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paranoid randroid posted:Do Not Be a Narc The secret is that I actively avoid doing most of my job's duties.
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Badger of Basra posted:i blame the guy who was talking about pizza There is no pizza of worth discussion north of MSP. The few acceptable ones that I have found via a company card are in MSP which carry something called cheese 'du buffalata' Buffalo cheese, IMO, is not as good as the 21-yr sharps which you'll find in Wisconsin. However, for what the tundra that is all of America north of the dells provides, mozzerella de buffalatta ain't the worst I had. Worst I had was provel, a cheese aimed solely at the african-american communities of StL. Rollofthedice posted:Is there a way for apple pie to not be runny, or is that just part of its 'charm'? Use pumpkin
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paranoid randroid posted:you cannot loving hope to defeat me in a "migf is short" joke contest The skill you would need to defeat me on such a field is as great as the skill MIGF must employ daily to dodge the crushing keyboard keys as he scurries to collect the food crumbs from between them.
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paranoid randroid posted:i will drink from your skull Migf's development is more hosed up than v. Ilych's epistemes
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they wanted migf to play elijah at seder this year but the kids all just pointed out that he could come in through the dog door without knocking
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Rollofthedice posted:Is there a way for apple pie to not be runny, or is that just part of its 'charm'? Add flour to the filling or some other starch. It will make it more of a gel and less liquid. Finding the right balance is hard though.
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Like, holy poo poo, fellow posters: African Americans in StL predominantly don't eat the same pizza cheese as you and I; no mozzerella, no provolone; no cheddar for them -- its "provel" You wanna discuss racial disparity in America, you wanna discuss IMO's & provel [quote="paranoid randroid" post="452667030"] they wanted migf to play elijah at seder I LOVE SEDER!!!! OMG I LOVE SEDER LIKE I DO HARVEST FEST, PURIM, & YOM KIPPUR
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My Imaginary GF posted:Like, holy poo poo, fellow posters: African Americans in StL predominantly don't eat the same pizza cheese as you and I; no mozzerella, no provolone; no cheddar for them -- its "provel" Who the gently caress puts cheddar on a pizza?
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Migf joined the army as a drone pilot but was disappointed he didn't get to fly in the plane.
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:Add flour to the filling or some other starch. It will make it more of a gel and less liquid. Finding the right balance is hard though. Yeah, I've been doing that. The balance has not been struck yet.
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eeew what did i just step in?? *looks at bottom of shoe* "you call these fuckin' oxfords? fucksake you wouldnt be able to pay some to shank you in pollacktown for these fuckin things" oh jesus *rubs foot back and forth in grass*
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Aeryk posted:Migf joined the army as a drone pilot but was disappointed he didn't get to fly in the plane. He must have been so proud when he got his first job, took some driving lessons, and saved up to buy his first Hot Wheels car
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Migf is combative because he's the David to everyone's Goliath.
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Aeryk posted:Migf joined the army as a drone pilot but was disappointed he didn't get to fly in the plane. USAF drone operators are all that stand between you and I watching PBS Newshour's nightly publication of a list of the dead. I remember that poo poo from '04-'08. I wish those Americans hadn't died. Don't you? Aeryk posted:Migf is combative because he's the David to everyone's Goliath. I now feel as if you, like the other good posters forementioned, understand and empathize. That makes you a good poster, Aeryk.
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MIGF transports himself by Chicagos many fine public dandelion seeds.
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*holds envelop to forehead* peter dinklage doing a malcolm tucker impression *opens envelope* My Internet GF
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:Who the gently caress puts cheddar on a pizza? Californians *scoffs*; cheddar goes well in the general mix of pizza cheese. It helps make the cheese not taste bland if it's more than just a mozz/prov mix
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Disinterested posted:I'm looking out of my window for the other three horsemen but if they're all the same size it's gonna be tough
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Rollofthedice posted:1997: I was born! quote:gently caress you quote:jfc I on the other hand support the tweeification of dadchat
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Whenever you hear that annoying buzzing in your ear, that's MIGF riding a mosquito shouting "Vote Rahm"
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what is everyone's favorite single-malt scotch whisky or moscato?
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paragon1 posted:MIGF transports himself by Chicagos many fine public dandelion seeds. If he wants a more speedy trip he hops onto the back of a fairyfly
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youll be able to tell when migf hits the big time by the stretch cozy coupe roaming the streets of chicago
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paranoid randroid posted:*holds envelop to forehead* peter dinklage doing a malcolm tucker impression A carnac reference... No it cant be, no one was supposed to know that technique! It is forbidden!!!
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