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botany posted:wait, are the greens proposing that? i thought the idea was to replace nuclear with renewables like solar and wind. coal is obviously way worse than nuclear. Wind and solar are intermittent energy sources and therefore unusable to provide reliable power. It's very nature requires conventional back up power plants to not destroy the power grid. Never mind the problems you have trying to build power lines to get the generated wind power from the North and Baltic Seas to where it is needed in Bavaria. Cingulate posted:So what do you think of my proposal? We won't agree. I'd allow immigration only for fellow Europeans and instead of that ridiculous basic income stuff nobody ever figured out how to finance, a negative income tax.
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Riso posted:Never mind the problems you have trying to build power lines to get the generated wind power from the North and Baltic Seas to where it is needed in Bavaria.
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Cingulate posted:Somebody recommend me a party to vote for at the next election, here are my criteria: I don't think there's a single party in Europe that fits your criteria. "Pro nuclear" excludes all green parties and the "no Muslims", because that's what your second criteria basically says unless you want to introduce some kind of "Gesinnungstest", excludes the left, which is the only place you will find someone in favor of basic income.
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Cingulate posted:Somebody recommend me a party to vote for at the next election, here are my criteria: Basically the FDP, just that the basic income is probably to low for your taste.
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goethe42 posted:I don't think there's a single party in Europe that fits your criteria. "Pro nuclear" excludes all green parties and the "no Muslims", because that's what your second criteria basically says unless you want to introduce some kind of "Gesinnungstest", excludes the left, which is the only place you will find someone in favor of basic income. That guy (the Offizieller schwuler Händeschüttler", OschwHä) is hopefully gonna shake a lot of hands. Riso posted:I'd allow immigration only for fellow Europeans and instead of that ridiculous basic income stuff nobody ever figured out how to finance, a negative income tax. botany posted:wait, are the greens proposing that? i thought the idea was to replace nuclear with renewables like solar and wind. coal is obviously way worse than nuclear.
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Like, this point can hardly be stressed enough - I guess the Greens are basically a decent party for the environment when not looking at the climate, but their policies regarding climate change/energy have now for at least a decade been nothing but destructively ignorant. There are zero interpretations of Green policy where what they've been doing does not inevitably to a worse carbon footprint of Germany. And the more they'd implement their policies, the worse it'd get. Also THE WAR
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wayfinder posted:I feel like there's something wrong with equating "for clean energy" and "anti-climate", I just can't put any of my 28 glowing fingers on it The greens See: renewable energy, conservation with a fuckton of tiny nature reserves (most of which are totally nonviable) and a fuckload of organic farms (which are not a comprehensive answer to making farming more sustainable and in many cases can be a downright bad idea).
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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goethe42 posted:unless you want to introduce some kind of "Gesinnungstest" Mustafa, you are wandering through the desert in the backing sun. You come upon a female ... a gay woman ... laying on her back. She is helpless, can't get on her feet by herself. But you are not helping her. Tell me Mustafa, why are you not helping her.
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Cingulate posted:Like, this point can hardly be stressed enough - I guess the Greens are basically a decent party for the environment when not looking at the climate, but their policies regarding climate change/energy have now for at least a decade been nothing but destructively ignorant. There are zero interpretations of Green policy where what they've been doing does not inevitably to a worse carbon footprint of Germany. And the more they'd implement their policies, the worse it'd get. Yeah. gently caress the Greens and their organic bio neoliberalism. Economics wise it's basically the same poo poo the CDU or SPD are doing. See Agenda 2010 and Riesterrente.
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frankenfreak posted:Not made easier by Bavarian NIMBYism preventing building the power lines necessary for that. Yes clearly, it's only Bavaria at the end of the line that is the problem here and not the other 2/3s.
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Simply Simon posted:You are why conservatives win. Der Mann weiß wovon er spricht. Als registriertes SPD-Mitglied ist er geradezu ein Experte in Manövern, die den Konservativen den Weg zum Sieg ebnen.
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Riso posted:Yes clearly, it's only Bavaria at the end of the line that is the problem here and not the other 2/3s. Bavaria is the problem, in any issue.
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Still voting green until the Linke stops supporting Russia's wars.ArchangeI posted:Bavaria is the problem, in any issue.
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:Still voting green until the Linke stops supporting Russia's wars. Ah yes, the famous anti-war party of the Greens. (List of pro war statements and actions goes here)
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Riso posted:Ah yes, the famous anti-war party of the Greens. Still better than a party that howls whenever NATO bombs a hospital and is eerily quiet when Russia bombs five. The least they could do is be consistent.
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ArchangeI posted:Still better than a party that howls whenever NATO bombs a hospital and is eerily quiet when Russia bombs five. The least they could do is be consistent. Ah yes, the mythical five hospitals in villages that never had them in the first place!
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Riso posted:Ah yes, the mythical five hospitals in villages that never had them in the first place! What's your stance on MH17? Just out of curiosity.
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ArchangeI posted:What's your stance on MH17? Just out of curiosity. Last thing I read was the Dutch decided Russia was at fault citing top secret interviews and evidence they can't show or tell anyone about so you just, like, gotta trust us. Final inquiry results at the end of the year?
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waitwhatno posted:Why are rights-wingers always illiterate?. Glass houses... stones... It's certainly possible that one side is worse at spelling, but it's also in line with confirmation bias to look much more closely at the other side's output for errors.
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flavor posted:Glass houses... stones... thanks for all these great tips, man. auto-complete != being literally illiterate
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 (Hamburger Wespen, 1864. Mecklenburg had banned corporal punishment in 1802, but then reintroduced it in 1852. In the 1860s there was some debate to "improve" the punishment. For some good  s on how much of a backwater Mecklenburg was back then, read thas article from the same year)Sorry to all mecklenburgers reading this thread, I just randomly stumbled on this and thought it would be cool to share 
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There'll be sharp words from them once they get the internet there
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That last panel, hahaha. Gonna have to keep a printout of that thing on me so I can read it to any Mecklenburgers I might come across
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wayfinder posted:There'll be sharp words from them once they get the internet there Dude they just introduced visa-free travel into the Westzone last year here, don't rush things. Was very disappointed when I traveled to Hamburg last year and couldn't get any Begrüßungsgeld. Also that last panel, holy poo poo. Hamburgers don't do subtlety.
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waitwhatno posted:thanks for all these great tips, man. Yeah, I'm sure the other guys also have similar great excuses to yours and can't be bothered to check their autocorrected writings either. You made a mistake while making a post about other people always making mistakes, just own up to it. Oh, and if your next line of defense is "ah so you probably like those guys", you're wrong. I'm just pointing out that you have confirmation bias.
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Die 100 Fragen des Jan Böhmermann But don't worry. Die Welt is on the case! 100 Antworten auf 100 Fragen von Jan Böhmermann lmao, die welt is poo poo System Metternich fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Nov 15, 2015 |
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System Metternich posted:lmao, die welt is poo poo So is Böhmermann.
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It's OK, not everyone can be funny or smart or good at sports. At least the welt is a good newspaper ... oh ... wait. 
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The original 100 questions weren't too good, but that's just a stunning display of functional illiteracy there.
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Cingulate posted:The original 100 questions weren't too good, but that's just a stunning display of functional illiteracy there. Partway through I started to wonder whether the guy maybe has legit autism.
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Perestroika posted:Partway through I started to wonder whether the guy maybe has legit autism.
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Simply Simon posted:It's called "being German with jokes". You could/should have stopped at German.
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Today an Austrian co-worker flipped his poo poo because he had seen a cooking show on the weekend where they put sauce on a breaded schnitzel. He shouted at me and the other German in the room how crazy our people are. It was really entertaining. I think it also speaks a lot about Austrian-German relationships in general.
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Agreed. Cheese on Schnitzel is superior.
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Putting sauce on a breaded schnitzel is kinda dumb though, in his defense.
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Schurik posted:Putting sauce on a breaded schnitzel is kinda dumb though, in his defense. SPEIM KANNT I
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Schurik posted:Putting sauce on a breaded schnitzel is kinda dumb though, in his defense. Jägerschnitzel best Schnitzel 
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Ghost Farts posted:Agreed. Cheese on Schnitzel is superior. No, no. You put it between two slices of pork or veal together with some ham and call it a Gordon Bleu. Simply Simon posted:AAF SO WOS KO A BLOS A DEITSCHA KEMMA I A. DES IS JO SOWOS VO GRAUSLICH. IHR PIEFKES SOLLTATS BEI EURE GSCHISSANEN WIRSCHT BLEIBN WEI OLLAS ANDERE IS A KATASTROPHE!
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And now imagine being a 10 year old Austrian kid wanting to put ketchup on your schnitzel. I thought the cook was going to kill them, it took us Gruppenleiter (whatever this is in English) literally years to persuade her that no, schnitzel being served with ketchup doesn't mean that the downfall of Christendom is imminent 
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Bleh, ketchup is so bourgeois. Call me when they put on mustard.
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