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EXTREME INSERTION posted:A few weeks ago. Pax was confused You live in maryland?
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Batman, I know you're still a kitten, but STOP CHEWING WIRES. That's 2 USB cables that you've destroyed in a WEEK. gently caress.
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XYZ posted:Batman, I know you're still a kitten, but STOP CHEWING WIRES. That's 2 USB cables that you've destroyed in a WEEK. gently caress. My kitten ate two mouse cables in a day. So I got a wireless mouse, and he hasn't chewed on wires since. The solution was just lack of access, and also possibly slight electrocution when those toothmarks mysteriously appeared on my router's power cable around the same time. Now he just goes after my arms and hands. When I'm asleep. I WORK NIGHTS DON'T BEAR TRAP MY ARM AT EIGHT IN THE MORNING gently caress
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sriracha and water in a spray bottle or that bitter apple poo poo. Kettehs shouldnt be eatin wires  this message brought to you by a kitteh that just learned not to chew wires.
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Jesus christ Isaac, you shouldnt be able to snore loudly enough to wake me up FROM UNDER THE BED!
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Jesus tits guys. Gerbils like to burrow, so why the gently caress are you throwing out like half the loving bedding in your aquarium? You now have less stuff to burrow in. This is not rocket science.
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AtomikKrab posted:You live in maryland? Yep, I lived in the city for a while but just recently moved back up to the county
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CainFortea posted:Jesus tits guys. Gerbils like to burrow, so why the gently caress are you throwing out like half the loving bedding in your aquarium? You now have less stuff to burrow in. This is not rocket science. Rodents  Hamster don't loving climb me if you A) can't get down by yourself and B) insist on JUMPING from my hands when I try to help you. They don't make splints or crutches for hamsters so if you break a leg you're largely on your own.
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SneakyFrog posted:sriracha and water in a spray bottle or that bitter apple poo poo. your kitteh appears to be a dog. make it stop that.
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JohnnyCanuck posted:your kitteh appears to be a dog. make it stop that. No she is just an exotic breed, they dont purr.
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Found another mostly headless rat by the garbage cans this morning, regular as clockwork. You are a feeder, Porchcat II. I do not need to be fattened up to make it through the long winter months, I promise.
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SneakyFrog posted:sriracha and water in a spray bottle or that bitter apple poo poo. When Neon was a puppy and teething really badly I would use that bitter spray on the furniture or whatever he was trying to destroy and he'd watch me spray it then walk up and lick the furniture I'd just sprayed while maintaining eye contact the whole time 
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cyberia posted:When Neon was a puppy and teething really badly I would use that bitter spray on the furniture or whatever he was trying to destroy and he'd watch me spray it then walk up and lick the furniture I'd just sprayed while maintaining eye contact the whole time in that case i recommend a suplex. goddamn cattes always trying to test a motherfucker.
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cyberia posted:When Neon was a puppy and teething really badly I would use that bitter spray on the furniture or whatever he was trying to destroy and he'd watch me spray it then walk up and lick the furniture I'd just sprayed while maintaining eye contact the whole time We tried the hot sauce thing to get Jessica to stop chewing the corners of the coffee table. It only encouraged her. You're welcome for the seasoning, puppy!  
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:How did you get past the furniture barricade pax I wish I could meet your amazingly skilled turtle in real life now.
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Oscar: I realize it's kind of a dick move for me to reach up and scratch your butt while you're curled up and asleep on the couch, but loudly farting toward my hand isn't a very cool response. 
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Porchcat, please stop sleeping in front of closed doors. That's how you get stepped on.
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Porchcat II, it's good to know you're dependable. Now please stop leaving dead animals for me every Wednesday morning. Maybe you think I'm eating them but I assure you they're going right in to the organics recycling.
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bunnyofdoom posted:
I dunno, I checked that image on the isitacat.com checker and it came back 95% cat.
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AtomikKrab posted:I wish I could meet your amazingly skilled turtle in real life now. Sounds like normal turtle behaviour to me?  
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I woke up this morning to find that I have been gifted with my very own porchcat! Porchcat III, you are very fluffy and have an impressively loud meow but my house is not your house and I don't know what has happened to you to make you think that I should let you in. I've never seen you in my neighbourhood before so I hope you find your way home soon otherwise we will have to go on a trip to the local porchcat shelter. 
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My Havanese puppy is 2cute4u  Hoping her coat doesn't lighten up too much, but I suspect it will.
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cyberia posted:I woke up this morning to find that I have been gifted with my very own porchcat! That will not be a long trip. (the inside of your house is the porchcat shelter.)
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AtomikKrab posted:That will not be a long trip. this is the correct answer, unless you have local rescues or no kill shelters. Here in FL most cats do not get adopted at that age. I guess what I am saying is, You should let the cat in. Wildeyes posted:My Havanese puppy is 2cute4u  thats an adorable catte
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cyberia posted:I woke up this morning to find that I have been gifted with my very own porchcat! The porchcat may require food in order to correctly determine where it should be. Feed the porchcat. If, after feeding, it still believes it should be let in your house, then it is obviously correct. Nothing can go wrong with this methodology.
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cyberia posted:I woke up this morning to find that I have been gifted with my very own porchcat! I think you know what needs to happen here.
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Who are you people who aren't constantly trying to get as many cats to come inside your house as you can find? Like you realize animals rule, right? You can pet them and they are great.
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Travis343 posted:Who are you people who aren't constantly trying to get as many cats to come inside your house as you can find? Because stealing some kid's cat would be cruel.
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Also because we're already over the legal limit for cattes as we are and can't take in any more 
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Porchcat II best Porchcat. Porchcat II makes a positive contribution to society (by killing and attempting to feed me rats) 
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anotherblownsave posted:I had a porch raccoon this evening. I wanted to let him in, but my wife said no Put the wife on the porch and the raccoon in the house obviously.
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 Oh Lady Bun, with your carrot orange lipstick. I know you're too beautiful for this world so stop making GBS threads outside of your litterbox already.
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Night Gaunt posted:
Oh sweet summer child. There is no force on earth that will keep a rabbit from making GBS threads outside the litterbox. Just submit and accept it. Speaking of, Harriet, I know you are a bunny, and digging is your thing, but please stop trying to dig underneath my bedroom door at 4 in the loving morning,
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Sid, you're not lost, and when Maya follows us into the bathroom he isn't leaving you in a basket outside an orphanage. It's weird when you lick his face off every time you two have a long-awaited (by you) reunion. Maya, I know Lil Bit treated you like a kitten twice his size when he was alive but he's been gone almost 10 years now and it's way past time you learned how to clean your own drat fur. Or at least get Sid to do it.
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