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I make carbonara frequently but I usually add shrimp and use bacon and also fresh grated parm with my egg. Last time I accidentally grabbed linguini instead of spaghetti and didn't realize until it was already cooked, but I didn't throw it away and burn down my kitchen and kill myself, instead I threw caution to the wind and ate it and it was still delicious. Some people must be too serious about their carbonara rules.
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:
So... close up... ACES CURE PLANES posted:I know this is technically for offensive food, but it isn't too far removed to throw some offensive food packaging on the table too. I try not to get irrationally angry over stuff, but holy mother of God, this is loving rage-inducing. e: Okay, I did laugh at JA. DU KAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER. cash crab has a new favorite as of 20:35 on Nov 13, 2015 |
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chitoryu12 posted:"Why does the toasted marshmallow taste like fish?" Because it's off the hook
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:I know this is technically for offensive food, but it isn't too far removed to throw some offensive food packaging on the table too. Are those... the ingredients?
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 20:30 |
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% Daily value Memes ........... over 9000%
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 20:36 |
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:I know this is technically for offensive food, but it isn't too far removed to throw some offensive food packaging on the table too. I feel like this is something an AI or alien intelligence would make. It's just so Why would any sane person make this. Why would sane PEOPLE make this, you had multiple people look at this and go "yep. great idea" and sign off on it.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 20:53 |
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Minarchist posted:I feel like this is something an AI or alien intelligence would make. It's just so Money money money makes the world go round! (Money money money money money money money money moneeeeeeeeeey).
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 21:04 |
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So I had Svartsoppa for the first time last tuesday since I was in Sweden for November 11th. Now I've had blood soup before but this stuff was spiced a lot like gingerbread and was generally a bit sickly when I first tasted it plus it looks... Kinda bad. I tried to upload an image but imgur wasn't having it. Image in wikipedia isn't inaccurate: basically a dark red/purple/blackish thick mess. So it turns out it's actually really good with something else I really don't like: Leberwurst: A sausage made of low grade ground up liver. It adds that fatty, savoury saltiness that really sets it off. So welp, two anti-food porns come together to make something really good.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 21:07 |
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Minarchist posted:I feel like this is something an AI or alien intelligence would make. It's just so Oh. I see you've discovered Denmark.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 21:34 |
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Is roll and pie something that people are familiar with outside scotland? I know a surprising amount of folk who eat this when hungover after a night out.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 21:46 |
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Sigh. Would, and again.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 22:12 |
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Force de Fappe posted:Sigh.
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Is roll and pie something that people are familiar with outside scotland? Dunno about Scotland but "roll and pie" describes the average American's trip from the couch to the kitchen
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Trent posted:I make carbonara frequently but I usually add shrimp and use bacon and also fresh grated parm with my egg. Last time I accidentally grabbed linguini instead of spaghetti and didn't realize until it was already cooked, but I didn't throw it away and burn down my kitchen and kill myself, instead I threw caution to the wind and ate it and it was still delicious. Some people must be too serious about their carbonara rules. It's a matter of terminology. What you make isn't 'spaghetti carbonara', it's a pasta dish based on carbonara. Imagine if you went to a restaurant and ordered 'spaghetti carbonara' and got a plate of linguine and shrimp. While still being a tasty dish it is categorically not the dish you thought you were going to get.
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cyberia posted:It's a matter of terminology. What you make isn't 'spaghetti carbonara', it's a pasta dish based on carbonara. Imagine if you went to a restaurant and ordered 'spaghetti carbonara' and got a plate of linguine and shrimp. While still being a tasty dish it is categorically not the dish you thought you were going to get. twoday posted:I would just like to point out that people sperg up all kinds of rules about pasta dishes like they have existed for centuries and to deviate is blasphemy, but in reality most pasta dishes you know today are only a few decades old.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 22:40 |
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Is roll and pie something that people are familiar with outside scotland? I would happily eat the pie and the roll (yes, even just a roll with sauce) separately, but not like that.
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 22:44 |
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The only food rule I subscribe to is that I will eat any weird/gross thing at least once. It has yet to steer me terribly wrong. The Rocky Mountain Oysters I had under this rule were chewy and disappointing, but the rattlesnake was pretty good.
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Would you call a pizza with pepperoni, pineapple and fries a pepperoni pizza? Add mushrooms, or cream, or loving broccoli to carbonara: it's no longer carbonara (I am, in fact, from Italy)
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Hirayuki posted:Sounds like Judge Taylor in To Kill a Mockingbird: Do people not know that nicotine is crazy poisonous
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So remember how I made that thread for military rations? Say hello to the freeze-dried scrambled eggs and bacon from an American LRP (Long Range Patrol) ration: I added a little too much water, which is why it looks like soup, but amazingly that still didn't fully rehydrate the powdered eggs.
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Jesus christ, this looks like the flu. e: I find it adorable you get two shrink-wrapped mini marshmallows with the hot chocolate.
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diabeetz posted:Jesus christ, this looks like the flu. You talking about the LRP accessory pack? That's actually mint chewing gum. Every American ration comes with the exact same gum. A bit of a let-down from when you got a random selection of candies, but at least there's no more Charms superstition for people to whine about.
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hackbunny posted:Would you call a pizza with pepperoni, pineapple and fries a pepperoni pizza? Add mushrooms, or cream, or loving broccoli to carbonara: it's no longer carbonara Real talk nobody cares where you're from please stop being a humongous snob before I make some Kraft macaroni and cheese, sprinkle some pepper on it and call it cacio e pepe
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 23:18 |
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You fuckers need to step up your gross food game this poo poo is getting ridiculous. "Hmmmmmm a pasta dish is garbage if it doesn't use perconitinutto cheese and suckling lamb tits here are some pictures of regular food that don't have them. How gross!" "I agree veminucciblo is an acceptable substitute for perconitinutto but never pumscadori" No one gives a poo poo you can cook a very basic dish and shop in a different section of the store, gaylords. gently caress yourselves. Content:
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# ? Nov 13, 2015 23:21 |
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I'll admit, I bought and ate a bag of all of those meme chips (the other flavours are "pizza" and "epic beef"). They weren't bad, though the dip was better.
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Danger Mahoney posted:You fuckers need to step up your gross food game this poo poo is getting ridiculous. Rude.
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Post theme: CORN Also, searching photos on Twitter for corn made me stumble across this
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hackbunny posted:Would you call a pizza with pepperoni, pineapple and fries a pepperoni pizza? Add mushrooms, or cream, or loving broccoli to carbonara: it's no longer carbonara Yes I would. It has pepperoni and it's a pizza.
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diabeetz posted:
I don't think already-eaten food counts as AFP, diabeetz
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:Yes I would. It has pepperoni and it's a pizza. Precision? Accuracy? Why? As Vern's son once said: "No, no, you see, the rules of language are purely arbitrary, stodgy, ivory-tower crap we doesn't have to worried aboard because everytime history on you rebendible sausage mountain.
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hackbunny posted:Would you call a pizza with pepperoni, pineapple and fries a pepperoni pizza? Add mushrooms, or cream, or loving broccoli to carbonara: it's no longer carbonara See, I would say that I made "carbonara with shrimp" which would still be accurate. (Being from Italy doesn't make you a prescriptive language pasta god fyi)
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You "no true carbonara/pizza/chili" people are the worse than people who think ending a sentence with a preposition is wrong.
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# ? Nov 14, 2015 01:18 |
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#wifematerial is the universal language of anti-foodporn. #pintarmasak : #good at cooking #tataboga : #cooking arts #wanitaidaman : #ideal girl #calonistri : #wife candidate
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http://www.foodiggity.com/behold-the-cthurkey-an-octupus-stuffed-turkey-with-crab-legs/
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Would.
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:
that's definitely stew
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hackbunny posted:Also no garlic bread in the plate. Bitch, I'm gonna slap you up. Don't you garlic bread shame in here.
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hackbunny posted:Would you call a pizza with pepperoni, pineapple and fries a pepperoni pizza? Add mushrooms, or cream, or loving broccoli to carbonara: it's no longer carbonara Does "spaghetti Bolognese" give you the heebie-jeebies? chitoryu12 posted:
Reconstituting eggs is always a disaster. AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 03:43 on Nov 14, 2015 |
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cyberia posted:Imagine if you went to a restaurant and ordered 'spaghetti carbonara' and got a plate of linguine and shrimp. While still being a tasty dish it is categorically not the dish you thought you were going to get. Actually, I read the description of the item on the menu so I know what to expect, because I understand that not everyone agrees on the precise definition of every word.
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cyberia posted:Precision? Accuracy? Why? As Vern's son once said: "No, no, you see, the rules of language are purely arbitrary, stodgy, ivory-tower crap we doesn't have to worried aboard because everytime history on you rebendible sausage mountain. The rules of language are arbitrary and mutable depending on circumstance.
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