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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfSJpHaD9Lg

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rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

Minrad posted:

If they had guns this not happen

People had guns and it did happen.

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




Minrad posted:

If they had guns this not happen

you say this then i see this



I know you were sarcastic, he wasn't.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

hahaha

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Nah, I doubt this is related to John. No way they knocked this attack together in a day; it was planned for a long time. At best they moved the date forward.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007


Newt is right, I bet there are a lot of CCP holders in Paris just waiting to be released from the pen

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

quote:

Two gunmen killed at the Bataclan - AP

More details on the ending of that operation at the Bataclan:

The AP is now citing two Paris police officials as saying that security forces have ended their assault on the Bataclan, killing at least two attackers. Neither official could be named, citing ongoing operations throughout the city.

According to the agency, one official described “carnage” inside the building, saying the attackers had tossed explosives at the hostages. Both officials said they expected the toll of victims to rise.
the deputy mayor also said he expects the toll to rise

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



tracers are loving radical

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

ZeroDays posted:


Jihadi John laughed as he lay dieing and pressed the button on the device clutched in his hand

The co-ordination required for an attack of this nature suggests that it was planned in advance. Unless there were multiple cells....

*pushes back armchair, hits pause button on season 2, ep. 5 of 'Homeland', farts*

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Tighclops posted:

Please tell me your final solution to the Muslim Problem

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
What the gently caress do the eagles of death metal have to do with any of this

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

I'm hearing reports the gunmen shouted "ethics in video games journalism" before opening fire on the crowc

Oh gently caress you.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Minrad posted:

If they had guns this not happen
If the French had guns the weekly strikes would be fuckin epic.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
its not like he's even wrong, its just that cases like this one where guns would actually help are super-rare and not worth setting policy over

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
really its not so much about guns because anyone who is skilled enough in hand to hand fighting can be more than a match for some terrorist with an AK

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Josh Homme wasn't at the Eagles of Death Metal show, so all is well.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

I'm hearing reports the gunmen shouted "ethics in video games journalism" before opening fire on the crowc

reports of them drawing nazi swastikas in poop too.

Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge

Volume posted:

What the gently caress do the eagles of death metal have to do with any of this

It was their concert that got stormed.

No musicians were on stage and it's confirmed none of the hostages or victims were musicians, but apparently they are looking for roadies/stage crew guys still.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Madcosby posted:

"What's your name?"
"Isis"
"I knew it"

My friends 10 year old daughter is called Isis. It's becoming a real problem.
I'm following this on french national television. The personal calls to people who were there are just too loving much.

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

rejutka posted:

People had guns and it did happen.

Actually, automatic weapons are banned in France. Curious that the criminals had guns anyway hmm???

Repeal American gun control now!

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Loving Africa Chaps posted:

I'm hearing reports the gunmen shouted "ethics in video games journalism" before opening fire on the crowc

dude who said they were worse than isis was right

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

mrfart posted:

My friends 10 year old daughter is called Isis. It's becoming a real problem.
I'm following this on french national television. The personal calls to people who were there are just too loving much.

that daughter might legit be murdered so they should consider a name change

FallenGod
May 23, 2002

Unite, Afro Warriors!

Robo Reagan posted:

really its not so much about guns because anyone who is skilled enough in hand to hand fighting can be more than a match for some terrorist with an AK

What if you get shot before you finish centering your chi, though

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
deputy mayor said possibly 6-7 attacks across/outside paris

I've just seen two bars mentioned i hadnt seen before

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

its not like he's even wrong, its just that cases like this one where guns would actually help are super-rare and not worth setting policy over

Plus look at American hostage situations. Nobody with guns has the balls to use them anyway. It's like asking why hundreds of men didn't mob the two shooters - it's not how our minds work

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

I'm hearing reports the gunwomyn shouted "CHECK OUT THESE JIGGLE PHYSICS!" before opening fire on the crowc

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
all confrontations would be so much better if they all involved at least 1 handgun
way to go newt good idea

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

FallenGod posted:

What if you get shot before you finish centering your chi, though

then you have a situation like this that wouldnt have even been an issue if they had spent more time in the dojo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Groovelord Neato posted:

if allah is so ackbar how comes he needs cowards with guns to do his killing for him.

You cant really call the mcowards, I imagine it takes a lot of balls to actually go through with somethign like this knowing that you are going to die in the end


Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Orange Crush Rush posted:

It was their concert that got stormed.



I mean their music sucks but god drat

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
Has ISIS claimed responsiblity for the earthquake in Japan yet?

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

Minrad posted:

Actually, automatic weapons are banned in France. Curious that the criminals had guns anyway hmm???

Repeal American gun control now!

That's what I meant. :(

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Nooner posted:

You cant really call the mcowards, I imagine it takes a lot of balls to actually go through with somethign like this knowing that you are going to die in the end

Nah cult indoctrination is cheating

ZeroDays
Feb 11, 2007

the fuck you know about what i need on my mind mother fucker


Holy poo poo

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Nooner posted:

You cant really call the mcowards, I imagine it takes a lot of balls to actually go through with somethign like this knowing that you are going to die in the end

it is cowardly to attack people with weapons when you know those people have no ability to fight back.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
meanwhile in saudi arabia

lmao tbh fam smh

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I haven't seen agag post in this thread

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Do we have a thread to post hot takes on terrorism from relatives on social media?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ZeroDays posted:



Holy poo poo

well of course it has

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FallenGod
May 23, 2002

Unite, Afro Warriors!

Daedra posted:

I haven't seen agag post in this thread

It's hard to type while reloading

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