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OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

That sentient pile of mashed potatoes has made me reconsider my previous position.

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Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

life is killing me posted:

How can you people sit here on post on your faceboot and twidder and google and something awful while this is going on, someone do something

Heading to enlist in the french foreign legion right this second

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

omeg posted:

I'll start a wiki

that's a start

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Pawn 17 posted:

HUNDREDEDS killed in concert hall (security source)

Jesus gently caress. I actually hope there is an afterlife and a hell for those shooters to rot in. Death is way too good for them.
there isnt but the cia does have some blacksites if they get caught alive

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Triple A posted:

remove kebab

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Daedra posted:

looking forward to the incoming war porn drone strikes footage of isis dudes

we need a go pro on the actual bomb

The only thing that stops a guy beating off to ISIS videos is another guy beating off to drone videos.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I want Europe back to the way it used to be. At any cost. Fulfill my will.

Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge

Truly a sad day for zombie serial killers everywhere

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Triple A posted:

remove kebab

No

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Strategic Tea posted:

ISIS will help you with that because they hate the place

dont muslims have to go there to level up

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Minrad posted:

9/11... 11/13... 13/15

My god, Simpsons did the next terrorist attack

Cartoons are your life and are cool huh?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

extra stout posted:

is the absolute worst thing in the world knowing who the enemy is but being jailed for trying to fight them, and being deemed unfit for society for so much as replying to this kind of thing with honesty? yes


if 900 billion dollars a year cannot fight this enemy, can we have the 900 billion to eat and live better until the world ends at least?

yeah now is the time for impotent liberal grandstanding on something awful change is sure to come

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Loqieu posted:

Heading to enlist in the french foreign legion right this second

Me too, can't wait to kill terrurist with you bro

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

life is killing me posted:

How can you people sit here on post on your faceboot and twidder and google and something awful while this is going on, someone do something
life is killing me

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

extra stout posted:

is the absolute worst thing in the world knowing who the enemy is but being jailed for trying to fight them, and being deemed unfit for society for so much as replying to this kind of thing with honesty? yes


if 900 billion dollars a year cannot fight this enemy, can we have the 900 billion to eat and live better until the world ends at least?

Look it's not cheap getting a naval CIC inside this fighter jet, okay?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


They are leaving little choice. Merkel will now overwhelmingly lose her election.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

life is killing me posted:

How can you people sit here on post on your faceboot and twidder and google and something awful while this is going on, someone do something

im playing smash. fight me

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Agag posted:

The only thing that stops a guy beating off to ISIS videos is another guy beating off to drone videos.
We're a great couple

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013
Footage on TV now from someone's cellphone showing where there was a shooting at a mall in Paris. So, it seems that whole "7 locations of attacks" is true, we just don't have all the details yet...

This is... just... terrible.... is war going to be declared?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

ascii genitals posted:



ambushed people with hand guns vs. trained coordinated terrorists with grenades and automatic weapons word up newt gingrich please just die loving trash monster

newt should quit politicizing a tragedy

Leonard Ghostal
Apr 26, 2006

i told u

Datasmurf
Jan 19, 2009

Carpe Noctem

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Which museum was attacked?

Reports are on Louvre and Centre de Pompidou.

Also, they keep finding terrorists in Bataclan. Is it 3 or is it 7?

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
It's pretty impressive that they managed to shoot up so many places at once. Not an easy thing to do.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
but what does Donald J Trump have to say about this?

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Nonsense posted:

They are leaving little choice. Merkel will now overwhelmingly lose her election.

But I like turkish pizzas and ziziki sauce and kebabs with too much red pepper

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUqrafe46B8

compshateme85
Jan 28, 2009

Oh you like racoons? Name three of their songs. You dope.

Harald posted:

but what does Donald J Trump have to say about this?

Retaliate first

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

Spectacle Rock posted:

This is... just... terrible.... is war going to be declared?

Who the gently caress would they declare war on?

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destruction_of_early_Islamic_heritage_sites_in_Saudi_Arabia

Sunnis are okay with you destroying mohammed's mothers tomb and putting up a hotel the place he was born as long as you don't draw a picture of him.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

who are the bad guys in black ops 3? is it muslims? if not, what's a good recent video game where you kill muslims

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Darth123123 posted:

Cartoons are your life and are cool huh?

I'm writing the script to my new anime series that involves a man with a gun whose super power is being caught up in hostage situations like this one

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Datasmurf posted:

Reports are on Louvre and Centre de Pompidou.

Also, they keep finding terrorists in Bataclan. Is it 3 or is it 7?

My cousin works in the louvre. Time to make a phone call

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

theperminator posted:

Who the gently caress would they declare war on?

Crusades 2.0

whatever7
Jul 26, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
So the French police didn't save anyone in the theater.

They were loving worst than the Russian SWAP team. Like 10 times worse.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

:grin:

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

theperminator posted:

Who the gently caress would they declare war on?

Mushy fence sitters who won't pick a side and face the bloodshed

omeg
Sep 3, 2012

theperminator posted:

Who the gently caress would they declare war on?

terror of course

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

theperminator posted:

Who the gently caress would they declare war on?

there hasn't been a good France/England war in a while. Let's do that

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

ascii genitals posted:



ambushed people with hand guns vs. trained coordinated terrorists with grenades and automatic weapons word up newt gingrich please just die loving trash monster

itt goons getting triggered by newt :lol:

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life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Parallax Scroll posted:

who are the bad guys in black ops 3? is it muslims? if not, what's a good recent video game where you kill muslims

This is what I really meant when I implored goons to do something about this

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