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Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

Does France have any aircraft carriers for the French President to dramatically land on?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:38

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Return Of JimmyJars: Jun 24, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Nuke the Saudis I want to see $300/barrel of oil so I can buy ten ferraris

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:38

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Tendai posted:

But what if they were born in France, this might be a problem

Most of the Muslims in France are neatly concentrated in various slums in the suburbs of major cities.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:38

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

If we changed the word "gun" to "freedom" I wonder what life would be like. Don't change literally anything other than make them synonyms.

but they are already synonymous :confused:

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:39

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Nuke the Saudis I want to see $300/barrel of oil so I can buy ten ferraris

The ears of North Dakota just perked up.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:39

A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:39

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/calais-migrant-camp-on-fire-6830330

quote:

Fire has reportedly broken out at the 'jungle' refugee camp in the port of Calais in the hours following the terror attacks in Paris.

At around 11pm volunteers at the camp began sharing pictures of the blaze on social media.

And soon after an anti-migrant group known as 'The Angry of Calais' posted videos of the inferno on Facebook.

One video appears to show emergency services vehicles arriving at the camp, which houses around around 6,000 migrants - mainly young men from Syria and North Africa.

welp

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:39

Berk Berkly: Apr 9, 2009; by zen death robot

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

in 2007 pew research center found 35% of French Muslims surveyed believed that terrorism was "at least sometimes justified to defend Islam"

What it didn't mention was the other 65% who immediately exploded their suicide vest upon hearing the question.

Eyewitness reports claim the Muslims were "Triggered"

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:39

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

rear end cobra posted:

A good kebab when youre hosed up is a real slice of heaven from the hosed up meat thing they have rotating in the back

legit

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:39

Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Tendai posted:

But what if they were born in France, this might be a problem

didn't think about that, but I'm not going to look indecisive.

for real though, if they were immigrants, deport their entire Muslim social network
otherwise just spy on them forever

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:39

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

I hosed up big time

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:39

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

"12 people were executed by freedom today in a cafe on....."

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:40

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

argondamn posted:

Does France have any aircraft carriers for the French President to dramatically land on?

Actually yes. But only one.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:40

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

The Brown Menace posted:

legit

It's sad that the only parallel Americans have to the 2:00 AM drunk/high kebab run is Taco Bell.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:40

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Crazy Ted posted:

Isn't the true record held by the violinists who played while the Titanic sank?

I heard there was a guy playing inna gadda da vida with armpit noises and farts while the WTC burned.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:40

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

argondamn posted:

Does France have any aircraft carriers for the French President to dramatically land on?

Yeah, The Charles de Gaulle is a bonafide CATOBAR launch carrier and the Rafale M are probably the best carrier bound aircraft in the world today.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:40

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

I'd almost kill for a kebab right now, but

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:40

SEGA Ass Fisting: Feb 15, 2012; KEEP IT TIGHT!

So, is there going to be a Counter Strike map based off this or what?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:41

hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

Cumslut1895 posted:

didn't think about that, but I'm not going to look indecisive.

for real though, if they were immigrants, deport their entire Muslim social network
otherwise just spy on them forever

Deport citizens. Deport citizens just for being related to somebody. Kill civilians for living in a town where somebody else was born.

Peace in our time.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:41

wide stance: Jan 28, 2011; If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

Crazy Ted posted:

It's sad that the only parallel Americans have to the 2:00 AM drunk/high kebab run is Taco Bell.

Eating at 2:00 AM is always a terrible idea.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:41

deadwing: Mar 5, 2007

Trig Discipline posted:

'The Angry of Calais'

lol

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:41

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

So, has France surrendered yet?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:41

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Trig Discipline posted:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/calais-migrant-camp-on-fire-6830330

welp

What the gently caress. Yeah, attack people who are, inasmuch as anyone knows, refugees. That'll show the murderers.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:41

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

FIRST TIME posted:

I heard there was a guy playing inna gadda da vida with armpit noises and farts while the WTC burned.

Actually it was REO Speedwagon playing "We Built This City" on the street corner for spare change.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:42

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

Axl Rose once them the Pigeons of poo poo Metal and that's all I know them from.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:42

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

CaptainSarcastic posted:

So, has France surrendered yet?

France is gonna murder the gently caress out of a bunch of dudes in Mali or something. They stone cold killers.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:42

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

wide stance posted:

Eating at 2:00 AM is always a terrible idea.

Folks, we've just found the sixth terrorist.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:42

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

FIRST TIME posted:

I heard there was a guy playing inna gadda da vida with armpit noises and farts while the WTC burned.

Hello, I believe you are talking about me.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:42

Hammerstein: May 6, 2005; YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

lovely Wizard posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/665348285620723712

French President Hollande: "We are going to lead a war which will be pitiless."

Meaning: "This time we might only retreat at half speed."

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:42

Holyshoot: May 6, 2010

France's strict gun control laws sure helped them out.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:42

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

I've heard rumours that the Klan in Arizona is lynching random people they suspect of being muslim, is this true or just a rumour?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:42

rejutka: May 28, 2004; by zen death robot

wide stance posted:

Eating at 2:00 AM is always a terrible idea.

Not when you want a kebab.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:43

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

wide stance posted:

Eating at 2:00 AM is always a terrible idea.

you should wait until where youre at closes so 4-ish is better

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:43

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Drone_Fragger posted:

I've heard rumours that the Klan in Arizona is lynching random people they suspect of being muslim, is this true or just a rumour?

That is almost 100% certain.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:43

Tortuga: Aug 27, 2011; Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

CaptainSarcastic posted:

So, has France surrendered yet?

No, they beat them 2-0 this time, didn't you watch the game?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:43

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

wide stance posted:

Eating at 2:00 AM is always a terrible idea.

Dude. Fourth Meal.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:44

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Tendai posted:

What the gently caress. Yeah, attack people who are, inasmuch as anyone knows, refugees. That'll show the murderers.

Sorry but your religion and people are poo poo, ya'll got to go.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:44

SEGA Ass Fisting: Feb 15, 2012; KEEP IT TIGHT!

Drone_Fragger posted:

I've heard rumours that the Klan in Arizona is lynching random people they suspect of being muslim, is this true or just a rumour?

you mean today, or just in general?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:44

hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

wide stance posted:

Eating at 2:00 AM is always a terrible idea.

Ok now I'm offended.

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The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

Crazy Ted posted:

It's sad that the only parallel Americans have to the 2:00 AM drunk/high kebab run is Taco Bell.

most kebab places are open into the wee the gently caress hours of the night, 2am is babby mode

nothing beats a good kebab at 4-5am when you are drunk out of your mind

not like anything else is open anyway

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