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My Imaginary GF posted:WOAH. WOAH. That may be wrong, Joe. Touche! 
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Joementum posted:Ben Carson has gone full National Treasure and is now saying there's a Star of David on the back of the $1 bill. Hopefully ISIL and jihadis will believe it and quit using our goddamn money.
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My Imaginary GF posted:don't talk politics with average people at bars this is how i learned that average democratic white men want black men to cut their hair and think muscular black women look like apes also dc bartenders do NOT like political people which is hilarious because they honestly just need to loving move
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Louisgod posted:They meant this one fishmech This was hilarious, also couldn't handle more than two minutes of it.
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oystertoadfish posted:this is how i learned that average democratic white men want black men to cut their hair and think muscular black women look like apes IF YOU ARE NEW TO CAMPAIGNS AND MAKING YOUR FIRST FEW TRIPS TO DC: -DO NOT DRINK OUTSIDE OF K STREET -DO NOT DRINK OUTSIDE OF RAYBURN -THE OTHER PARTY IS THE OPPOSITION; gently caress THE SENATE AND ANYONE WHO LIKES THEM, THEY'RE THE REAL ENEMY hearing that rubio hates the senate, joementum, has probably just won him my vote, depending on who our party nominates. oystertoadfish posted:this is how i learned that average democratic white men want black men to cut their hair and think muscular black women look like apes i am not your average democratic white man i love toned women of almost all nationalities
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Joementum posted:Ben Carson has gone full National Treasure and is now saying there's a Star of David on the back of the $1 bill. "And if you look really closely you can see an owl... You see that... Learn more at Infowars.com"
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just to be pithy let me posit that no matter what era or controversy we're talking about, the people who want to murder people are in alliance against the people who dont want to be murdered and the opposed murderers' proposed policies reflect their shared need to perpetuate murder i kinda want to become a mennonite and just go deforest the chaco
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oystertoadfish posted:just to be pithy let me posit that no matter what era or controversy we're talking about, the people who want to murder people are in alliance against the people who dont want to be murdered and the opposed murderers' proposed policies reflect their shared need to perpetuate murder It isn't murder when America does it. Torah commands man not to murder; it does not prohibit killing.
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My Imaginary GF posted:IF YOU ARE NEW TO CAMPAIGNS AND MAKING YOUR FIRST FEW TRIPS TO DC: thanks for the doublequote i hope that helps my +stats+ also i love how dc republicans are this ghettoized minority in the capitol hill region. if dc ever frees itself from taxation without representation yall will have to wear yellow stars edit: you didnt even edit i thought you undoublequoted me but you have are still a faux pas committer. living in northwest i admit that i had racist white men walk up to me and just say poo poo because i guess i looked like a safe space hug box for them, maybe those were non-capitol hill republicans but not necessarily as ive said. that stopped when i moved to northeast then it was just the neighborhood crackhead taking my money until i figured out she didnt actually need to take the train to baltimore to visit her kids. i love dc so much she did shoplift and sell me random winter gloves though. i still have some of those winter gloves editedit: i want to reiterate that i love dc so much oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Nov 14, 2015 |
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FAUXTON posted:Is there something in the water that impedes brain development? Or did he just get hit in the head with a bat for his birthday every year until puberty? I think he's just racist, which inherently retards cognitive ability.
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oystertoadfish posted:thanks for the doublequote i hope that helps my +stats+ also i love how dc republicans are this ghettoized minority in the capitol hill region. if dc ever frees itself from taxation without representation yall will have to wear yellow stars Washington, DC: America's twinkie city. Brown on the outside, with a banana cream center.
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My Imaginary GF posted:From the Trump store? im an american citizen
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My Imaginary GF posted:Washington, DC: America's twinkie city. Brown on the outside, with a banana cream center. my whole drat life is a realization of dave chapelle's joke from like 1999 that white people were just watching dc through binoculars from virginia going 'not yet.' i am of the 'yes. yet' generation he predicted just watch this and forget the loving republicans for an hour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm0pDJz-Zpg
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It seems like MIGF has returned in a high-energy state. I'm excited! For Jeb.
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Nessus posted:It seems like MIGF has returned in a high-energy state. I'm excited! Terrorism makes me angry. Anger sustains my life, and drives me to achieve. Anger is my inspiration. Terrorism makes me really angry! It should make you angry, too!
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Joementum posted:Ben Carson has gone full National Treasure and is now saying there's a Star of David on the back of the $1 bill. have you ever seen the dollar bill....on weeeeed???? -benyamin j carson, dds, esq
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Nov 14, 2015 04:39
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My Imaginary GF posted:Terrorism makes me angry. What have you achieved lately?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:This was hilarious, also couldn't handle more than two minutes of it. Same. But be sure to go to the middle where he fantasizes about murdering John Oliver on the streets of New York.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What have you achieved lately? He sold hot dogs to no less than twelve movers and shakers.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What have you achieved lately? I'd PM you a list, if I could.
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My Imaginary GF posted:I'd PM you a list, if I could. Let me guess: your first one would be "got a mod to buy me plat." 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Let me guess: your first one would be "got a mod to buy me plat." No, it would include adorable anecdotes on overcoming rural poverty. Here's one for ya, in my spare time I teach disadvantaged youth how to read and work to break the school-to-prison pipeline. My Imaginary GF fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Nov 14, 2015 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:No, it would include adorable anecdotes on overcoming rural poverty. What if I told you that individual acts of charity are meaningless and only robust public investment in wealth redistribution programs could break that cycle, so you'd be better off working a second job and donating that money to Democrats.
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GalacticAcid posted:What if I told you that individual acts of charity are meaningless and only robust public investment in wealth redistribution programs could break that cycle, so you'd be better off working a second job and donating that money to Democrats. I fail to see how your first part connects with your second.
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oystertoadfish posted:this is how i learned that average democratic white men want black men to cut their hair and think muscular black women look like apes hey, woah, calm down now. every good haircut ive gotten has been from a black woman, i'll have you know.
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Surprised Fiorina hasn't given a Clancy-level order of battle for invading Syria yet
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Jesus loving christ Donald Trump is a national teasure. A reverse Willie Horton
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Absurd Alhazred posted:This was hilarious, also couldn't handle more than two minutes of it.
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shiksa posted:hey, woah, calm down now. every good haircut ive gotten has been from a black woman, i'll have you know. lol pronouns are so ambiguous this isnt ironic at all i should say, not that that helps edit: yall didnt watch the chapelle did you. watch that poo poo. watch the related videos. none of this matters oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Nov 14, 2015 |
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Nov 14, 2015 05:22
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Absurd Alhazred posted:This was hilarious, also couldn't handle more than two minutes of it. The best is at the end. He blames Hilary for his probation, blames war in the middle east on fallout 4, declares anime to be not real, then gets very confused when he realises the dramatic music he has been playing is from an anime. Just remebewred he declares his past SA username with login details that he forgot, but warns everyone not to google it because there is someone else using it on black porno sites. Smoothrich is amazing and should probably be trained to here or e/n instead of probated.
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this is the real all-star early chapelle performance though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-F1f4cQ-Q
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My Imaginary GF posted:Terrorism makes me angry.
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Anal Papist posted:The best is at the end. He blames Hilary for his probation, blames war in the middle east on fallout 4, declares anime to be not real, then gets very confused when he realises the dramatic music he has been playing is from an anime. I thought it was an act at first.... But no, he be actually nuts. I'd like the mod who gave me a probation for 'diagnosing' smoothrich watch that video in its entirety and let us know what exactly he thinks.
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watch the chapelle videos the latest-posted one first i never get probated aside from my principled antiantiambiguity stance in typography because im correct about all facts
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Joementum posted:Ben Carson has gone full National Treasure and is now saying there's a Star of David on the back of the $1 bill.  STAND BY ISRAEL
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Triglav posted:
When's the last time you saw someone who accepted Israel's right to exist as presently constituted without conditions carry out a terrorist attack against western institutions?
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