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dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Phuzzy posted:

Oh good, you guys always need help with Pokemon episodes. It's good to know you've got an expert in the cast.

Can I just say that probably my favorite running gag is the idea that Portaxx is some sort of all-knowing djinn of pop culture who's been bound to the podcast.

WHY DO YOU KEEP SUMMONING ME

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Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Laocius posted:

I think my favorite title is "Acquire the Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh."

A good title for a good episode.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

since this is the defacto IDEOTV thread, there's a new episode, and it's Casino Royale

e: "Let's unpack Chekov's Penis"

Alaois fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Nov 12, 2015

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

Alaois posted:

since this is the defacto IDEOTV thread, there's a new episode, and it's Casino Royale

Yessssssss

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

FoxTerrier posted:

Yessssssss

It's soooo bad, not quite as bad as the blow by blow golf game in Goldfinger but still pretty bad.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
My favorite episode title is "Any Cling You Want (You Got It)" because it's just so perfect a pun.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

X-Ray Pecs posted:

My favorite episode title is "Any Cling You Want (You Got It)" because it's just so perfect a pun.

It's fuckin' immaculate is what it is.

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
It's an amazingly perfect title for a phenomenal episode.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


As is "These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks."

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
The best will always be the one they couldn't use "Was the cock carousel worth it?"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I just love "The Beatings Will Continue Until Dinner Improves".

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
What Is Episode #161? A Miserable Little Pile of Secrets.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


They're all so good. How can I chose between Icky Pedia and Auto Moronic Asphyxiation?

This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts.

Imagine your fave listing every f plus episode title.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Dragonatrix posted:

It's an amazingly perfect title for a phenomenal episode.

I tend to avoid the episodes that focus on a single writer of internet craziness because it can sometimes get a bit much, so when I ran out of grab-bag episodes I went back to that one and it was the most magical journey imaginable! That and "The Ship Vas Crash Like Boom" were fantastic!

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Radio Paranoia posted:

I tend to avoid the episodes that focus on a single writer of internet craziness because it can sometimes get a bit much, so when I ran out of grab-bag episodes I went back to that one and it was the most magical journey imaginable! That and "The Ship Vas Crash Like Boom" were fantastic!

Uh how can you say that and not talk about Dr. John Kitchin or Amy Lee?

The "Focus on a Single Twit" tag is an amazing journey.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

RyokoTK posted:

Uh how can you say that and not talk about Dr. John Kitchin or Amy Lee?

The "Focus on a Single Twit" tag is an amazing journey.

Or Dozerfleet?

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
I want more Dozerfleet. There's so much more Dozerfleet out there.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Grondoth posted:

I want more Dozerfleet. There's so much more Dozerfleet out there.

I can't wait for 2 Doze 2 Fleet.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

I Before E posted:

Or Dozerfleet?
Or Jonathan Lee Riches

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad

Grondoth posted:

I want more Dozerfleet. There's so much more Dozerfleet out there.

Ah ha! I figured Dozerfleet had an account here.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Yeah, Dozerfleet is one of my favorites: the beautiful intersection of pomposity, complete incompetence, and really horrible views, plus a total lack of self-awareness. Plus the fact that he's just got reams and reams of info nobody but him cares about.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Squint posted:

Ah ha! I figured Dozerfleet had an account here.

I've never heard anything so cruel.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

RyokoTK posted:

Uh how can you say that and not talk about Dr. John Kitchin or Amy Lee?

The "Focus on a Single Twit" tag is an amazing journey.

Yeah!

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
Not even trees cast that much shade...

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

RyokoTK posted:

Uh how can you say that and not talk about Dr. John Kitchin or Amy Lee?

The "Focus on a Single Twit" tag is an amazing journey.

Dr. John Kitchin started out in really uncomfortable territory but then he started talking about mind control semen and I was hooked. That's how the gnostics get you!

Plus "Focus on a Single Twit" is the realm of the Cockrub Warriors, that one Pitchfork reviewer who got fired for being too pretentious, and of course Water Woman. It really is a fantastic world.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Abyssal Squid posted:

that one Pitchfork reviewer who got fired for being too pretentious
He actually got fired for putting out an Atlas Shrugged-length writeup of a Beastie Boys show as his review of their comeback album - not because it was pretentious, but because he hadn't actually been there and was lying his rear end off.

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

He actually got fired for putting out an Atlas Shrugged-length writeup of a Beastie Boys show as his review of their comeback album - not because it was pretentious, but because he hadn't actually been there and was lying his rear end off.

Close. It was a Radiohead show that he didn't attend in the Beasties Boys album review.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

I can't remember if he was or wasn't the one to write the "At The Drive-in album review couched as a 2000 Presidential Debate" review but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

BootsRaingear posted:

Close. It was a Radiohead show that he didn't attend in the Beasties Boys album review.
Aw, poo poo. :downs:

On the other hand, in the episode you call the album "To the 4 Boroughs" - which is not only a disgraceful error but probably legally bars you from entering NYC.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Wasn't the debate one the only thing in the show that wasn't his? Or was the the dictionary reading?

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Aw, poo poo. :downs:

On the other hand, in the episode you call the album "To the 4 Boroughs" - which is not only a disgraceful error but probably legally bars you from entering NYC.

Staten Island is dead to me

Madtrixr
Nov 27, 2010


Yeah someone else wrote the presidential debate review. Why I don't know because holy poo poo is it awful, but at least that can't be traced back to DiCrescenzo, he has his own bad poo poo to answer for, like his loving 1,238 word monstrosity on Kid A.

like for real "The experience and emotions tied to listening to Kid A are like witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax." How high do you have to even be to think this is close to a good thing to write down?

Madtrixr fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Nov 15, 2015

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



BootsRaingear posted:

Staten Island is dead to me

Let's be honest, Staten is dead to everyone.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Abyssal Squid posted:

Dr. John Kitchin started out in really uncomfortable territory but then he started talking about mind control semen and I was hooked. That's how the gnostics get you!

I'm so glad that the Dr. John Kitchin episode was recorded before the Monster Girl Quest Wikia episode, just for the callback.

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!

Madtrixr posted:

Yeah someone else wrote the presidential debate review. Why I don't know because holy poo poo is it awful, but at least that can't be traced back to DiCrescenzo, he has his own bad poo poo to answer for, like his loving 1,238 word monstrosity on Kid A.

like for real "The experience and emotions tied to listening to Kid A are like witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax." How high do you have to even be to think this is close to a good thing to write down?

That excerpt gets funnier every time I see it.

*~i had never even seen a shooting star before~*

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
My favorite Pitchfork review will forever be the Live at the Village Vanguard review they took down because it was racist and corny as hell.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

X-Ray Pecs posted:

My favorite Pitchfork review will forever be the Live at the Village Vanguard review they took down because it was racist and corny as hell.
oh my god

quote:

Man, the opening beauty of "Spiritual..." It's like a dream I had: I floated on the River Nile, smokin' some fresh weed, relaxin'. But I ain't ever gonna see the Nile anyhow. This track's as close as I come, and it's close enough. Best of the best, though, has gotta be "India." It's only when you listen to a perfect old jazz tune like this that you realize how much drum-n-bass is derived from this music. 'Trane takes it to heaven and back with some style, man. Some richness, daddy. It's a sad thing his life was cut short by them jaws o' death.

poo poo, cat. It don't make a difference.

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

Hey folks.

Its interesting what you find in your referring link results sometimes. I was looking today and noticed a weird incoming hit from this blog. Apparently one of the guys whose posts I read from the CumOnFood forums discovered the episode and talked about it. He apparently thinks I was faking my revulsion to mask my secret interest in jizzing all over my food... (WARNING: SEEING SEMEN COVERED FOOD IS GUARANTEED!)

:nws: http://allnatural.blobanon.com/2015/09/lou-reads-from-the-cumonfood-net-forum/ :nms:

It's a funny read if you can get past the animated gifs of cocks cumming on food...

King Lou fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Nov 16, 2015

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
So does he think that you secretly have every fetish and drug problem you talk about, or does he think his is a special case?

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LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
something about that author's description at the end is really funny to me

like here's my credentials, I do indeed cum on my food

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