Cool Bear posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ARDj0NYolo

Jesus Christ was a man who traveled through the land
A hard-working man and brave
He said to the rich, "Give your money to the poor,"
But they laid Jesus Christ in His grave

CHORUS:
Jesus was a man, a carpenter by hand
His followers true and brave
One dirty little coward called Judas Iscariot
Has laid Jesus Christ in His Grave

He went to the preacher, He went to the sheriff
He told them all the same
"Sell all of your jewelry and give it to the poor,"
And they laid Jesus Christ in His grave.

CHORUS

When Jesus come to town, all the working folks around
Believed what he did say
But the bankers and the preachers, they nailed Him on the cross,
And they laid Jesus Christ in his grave.

CHORUS

And the people held their breath when they heard about his death
Everybody wondered why
It was the big landlord and the soldiers that they hired
To nail Jesus Christ in the sky

CHORUS

This song was written in New York City
Of rich man, preacher, and slave
If Jesus was to preach what He preached in Galilee,
They would lay poor Jesus in His grave.

Cool Bear posted:

lol yeah that songs is exactly the same, but who ripped off who? And WHAT WOULD PETER SAY ABOUT THAT CONTROVERSY!?!?@#%IH#%YPOIRJDBTF

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

So all I have to go on is closed captioning of Wolf Blitzer. How many are dead and is it ISIS?

Cool Bear posted:

Oh wow good job accomplishing something ever.

Cool Bear posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcKwGS7OSQ

SedanChair posted:

And this is on the shelf over my desk so people ask me about it and I can tell the Icarus-like story of the greatest sportsman in history, and weave an elaborate metaphor about the importance of taking care of yourself and having limits

SedanChair posted:

And this is on the shelf over my desk so people ask me about it and I can tell the Icarus-like story of the greatest sportsman in history, and weave an elaborate metaphor about the importance of taking care of yourself and having limits

Cool Bear posted:

He would be extremely angry and immediately "descend into war" just like every other Machiavellian state who read the book by Machiavelli and the they always have to go to war, thats always twhat happens, in all of the time, it always everyone alwyas goes to war, you cant fight it, everyone always in every case every single person ever they always want to go to war. For example, we can listen to this hateful song of death and war here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcKwGS7OSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKVnur5DkdI

SedanChair posted:

And this is on the shelf over my desk so people ask me about it and I can tell the Icarus-like story of the greatest sportsman in history, and weave an elaborate metaphor about the importance of taking care of yourself and having limits

Cool Bear posted:

Whatever the gently caress you think victory is represented here, it means poo poo to me.

It means less than poo poo, because you care, and I don't care.

Why do you care.

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Do you ever question how the narrative shifted from class warfare to nationalism and war between capitalist states? The tragedy of World War One repeated on a smaller scale?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE307ZO3AvM

SedanChair posted:

Sport is the grand test of pure human achievement and without it there wouldn't be any striving, period

Cool Bear posted:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

SedanChair posted:

Sport is the grand test of pure human achievement and without it there wouldn't be any striving, period

SedanChair posted:

I literally already intended to come back and post "search your feelings you know it to be true" before I read this post

And I never would have achieved this level of clairvoyance & insight...without the shamanistic power of sport

Cool Bear posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46mO7jx3JEw

Lots of folks back East, they say, is leavin' home every day,
Beatin' the hot old dusty way to the California line.
'Cross the desert sands they roll, gettin' out of that old dust bowl,


They think they're goin' to a sugar bowl, but here's what they find




Now, the police at the port of entry sayyyy,



"You're number fourteen thousand for todayyyyyyyyyyyyyy."

Oh, if you ain't got the do re mi, folks,


you ain't got the do re mi,




Why, you better go back to beautiful Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, Tennessee.
California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see;
But believe it or not, you won't find it so hot
If you ain't got the do re mi.

You want to buy you a home or a farm, that can't deal nobody harm,
Or take your vacation by the mountains or sea.
Don't swap your old cow for a car, you better stay right where you are,
Better take this little tip from me.
'Cause I look through the want ads every day
But the headlines on the papers always say:

If you ain't got the do re mi, boys, you ain't got the do re mi,
Why, you better go back to beautiful Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, Tennessee.
California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see;
But believe it or not, you won't find it so hot
If you ain't got the do re mi.

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Hmm... This is the first one where I can't immediately recognize an offshoot or alternative to post in response. Partly it feels like a mishmash of previously posted songs, but then that's the glory of folk.

Cool Bear posted:

gently caress YOU!

Foppery posted:

Cool Bear dropping hard turds itt

SedanChair posted:

oh poo poo what's this

what's this



woody guthrie, attending sporting events

Cool Bear posted:

i got owned w/r/t sports and full communism

Cool Bear posted:

If you love sports then you love what THEY HAVE GIVEN YOU to distract you

Do you want to dedicate your life to loving sports?

Will you shout at your television at age 60?

SPIT

Cool Bear posted:

Weezer - Pinkertons


I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex (so tired)
I'm spread so thin
I don't know who I am (who I am)

Monday night I'm making Jen
Tuesday night I'm making Lynn
Wednesday night I'm making Catherine
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?

I'm beat, beet red
Ashamed of what I said (what I said)
I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner
But I can't say no (say no)

Thursday night I'm making Denise
Friday night I'm making Therese
Saturday night I'm making Louise
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Christ, I was on my third bar and suddenly we see CNN saying it was 60 people. gently caress this gay earth. Everyone should be able to just watch anime in peace.

SedanChair posted:

wow the quality of musiic geting posted is crashing violently at this time

Rodatose posted:

Rodatose posted:

i've lined up my queue so that in 10 days, I will allow myself to allocate exactly 40.2 Fls (feels, the metric unit of emotions) toward this recent sad event

Cool Bear posted: