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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
I wish someone would prank this thread with some good posts instead of high school stdh.txt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEl6Ey8Gdc

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


`Nemesis posted:

I wish someone would prank this thread with some good posts instead of high school stdh.txt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEl6Ey8Gdc

Oh god this video is amazing.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Eponine posted:

Here it is. The only time a dude has gone to the hospital with a huge stick in his rectum and not lied when he said it wasn't intentional.

My dad's a surgeon and he told me he had a 60 year old man come to the ER one day with his wife, who looked extremely pissed off, because he had a cucumber stuck up his rear end. His excuse was that he fell down while gardening.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

TontoCorazon posted:

Oh god this video is amazing.

Every surstromming video is exactly the same, too. I don't know how they call it food.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

`Nemesis posted:

I wish someone would prank this thread with some good posts instead of high school stdh.txt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEl6Ey8Gdc

Magical :allears:

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

TontoCorazon posted:

Oh god this video is amazing.

As soon as I heard Finland I got my hopes up about surströmming and was not disappointed.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

`Nemesis posted:

I wish someone would prank this thread with some good posts instead of high school stdh.txt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEl6Ey8Gdc

It's like opening a can of edible tear gas.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The kid at 3:00 "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" was just rubbing salt in the already salty wound :twisted:

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

`Nemesis posted:

I wish someone would prank this thread with some good posts instead of high school stdh.txt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEl6Ey8Gdc

"I think it's sausage." Ohhhhh buddy, I'm so sorry.

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Every surstromming video is exactly the same, too. I don't know how they call it food.
It tastes way better (and milder) than it smells. You just eat it somewhere that's not where you opened the can.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Waci posted:

It tastes way better (and milder) than it smells. You just eat it somewhere that's not where you opened the can.

Vermouth works the same way.

And yes, I've drank it straight on multiple occasions.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Every surstromming video is exactly the same, too. I don't know how they call it food.

Wikipedia posted:

In 1981, a German landlord evicted a tenant without notice after the tenant spread surströmming brine in the apartment building's staircase. When the landlord was taken to court, the court ruled that the termination was justified when the landlord's party demonstrated their case by opening a can inside the courtroom. The court concluded that it "had convinced itself that the disgusting smell of the fish brine far exceeded the degree that fellow-tenants in the building could be expected to tolerate".

:allears:

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

`Nemesis posted:

I wish someone would prank this thread with some good posts instead of high school stdh.txt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEl6Ey8Gdc

Normally people retching like that makes me want to throw up, but the second that can opened I was laughing way to hard to be grossed out.
Just the reactions as the smell reaches each of them, it's beautiful.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I couldn't watch after the legit vomiting started (it's really easy for the noise of it to trigger me to retching), but the initial opening of the can was classic.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

What a bunch of whiners

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wvcWJi1MoQ

:australia:

simplyhorribul
Jul 30, 2013

`Nemesis posted:

I wish someone would prank this thread with some good posts instead of high school stdh.txt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEl6Ey8Gdc
Am I missing something here? Like is there something really distinguished smell on that exact brand? I've worked in place where they do fermented herring and served it (opened the can and all) in lunch restaurants, and I really don't get these whiny dudes. :psyduck:

I mean gently caress, I'm not eating those motherfuckers, anything that ain't cooked fish isn't really my cup of tea.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

simplyhorribul posted:

Am I missing something here? Like is there something really distinguished smell on that exact brand? I've worked in place where they do fermented herring and served it (opened the can and all) in lunch restaurants, and I really don't get these whiny dudes. :psyduck:

Nectar of the North is no match for girlyman Americans.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
Swiped from the skateboarding thread.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



I'd never heard of surströmming before today. You've opened my eyes. Amazingly pro-click.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


A class in my school decided for senior prank that it would be a good idea to dress their younger brother up in the uniform of the local girls college, and then have 'her' wait after school at the pickup area. Then 4 seniors in balaclavas drove up and kidnapped her.

It was a loving huge shitfight with the police and media trying to figure out who the kidnappers were and who the victim actually was.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Railing Kill posted:

:stonk:

Sorry. I just can't let that one go by without comment. Holy poo poo.
It's a shame about Ray.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

syscall girl posted:

Vermouth works the same way.

And yes, I've drank it straight on multiple occasions.

What's wrong with vermouth? Bottle of Cinzano Bianco, some ice, some lemon wedges, splash of simple syrup, you got yourself a poor-student cocktail jug.

I haven't drunk this since I was a poor student, over 10 years ago, it's probably liquid misery

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Humphreys posted:

A class in my school decided for senior prank that it would be a good idea to dress their younger brother up in the uniform of the local girls college, and then have 'her' wait after school at the pickup area. Then 4 seniors in balaclavas drove up and kidnapped her.

It was a loving huge shitfight with the police and media trying to figure out who the kidnappers were and who the victim actually was.

Pre-9/11 or post-9/11? I get the feeling that would make a deference, considering the balaclavas.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Humphreys posted:

A class in my school decided for senior prank that it would be a good idea to dress their younger brother up in the uniform of the local girls college, and then have 'her' wait after school at the pickup area. Then 4 seniors in balaclavas drove up and kidnapped her.

It was a loving huge shitfight with the police and media trying to figure out who the kidnappers were and who the victim actually was.

Got any articles to prove it? Because it sounds like bullshit, no offence.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
Can we not?

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.
For my senior prank we burned the school down. Burned the entire building, down to the ground. It was p funny.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
We came back after one summer to find every single window in the school broken. They had to board up all the windows util they could be replaced, and then one day the power went out....

Cue 1000 kids running around screaming in the pitch black, smacking their heads together and falling down staircases.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Absolutely nobody cares about your senior pranks

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
My senior prank is telling old people their kids are coming to see them today. Then I release cricket filled pigs.

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

simplyhorribul posted:

Am I missing something here? Like is there something really distinguished smell on that exact brand? I've worked in place where they do fermented herring and served it (opened the can and all) in lunch restaurants, and I really don't get these whiny dudes. :psyduck:

I mean gently caress, I'm not eating those motherfuckers, anything that ain't cooked fish isn't really my cup of tea.

The way surströmming is made (fermenting for 6+ months) gives it a particularly potent stink. Usually you're supposed to open the can underwater. But you should just buy some and post us a video.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

I heard Icelandic Hákarl (rotten shark) is one of the few foods that's worse than Surströmming. Iceland likes taking things to the extreme. Are there videos of people being exposed to this?

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Carbon dioxide posted:

I heard Icelandic Hákarl (rotten shark) is one of the few foods that's worse than Surströmming. Iceland likes taking things to the extreme. Are there videos of people being exposed to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xhfJRdwHnU

"You disappoint me, Ramsay"
:allears:

grumplestiltzkin has a new favorite as of 17:54 on Nov 14, 2015

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Was just going to post this. :laffo:

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Carbon dioxide posted:

I heard Icelandic Hákarl (rotten shark) is one of the few foods that's worse than Surströmming. Iceland likes taking things to the extreme. Are there videos of people being exposed to this?

My brother tried this poo poo when he went to Iceland and I still refuse to believe he didn't vomit. I think he described the texture as "soapy" or something.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

You're supposed to eat it with brennivin. An Icelandic variation on aquavit and/or schnapps. You take a small square of shark and shove it in your mouth and then wash it down with booze. Sort of like the reverse of biting a lime after slamming tequila.

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

Birb Katter posted:

As soon as I heard Finland I got my hopes up about surströmming and was not disappointed.
Even though the guy who sent it in was from Finland, surströmming is an invention of our wonderful and lovely neighbors in :sweden:. We don't do that kind of thing here, our gross traditional food is just sort of bland because Finns have traditionally been deathly afraid of anything with flavor.

DMorbid has a new favorite as of 19:57 on Nov 14, 2015

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2UMX-GPlrk

Japanese youtube superstar eats surstromming, and some other things. Megwin :allears:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




FreudianSlippers posted:

You're supposed to eat it with brennivin. An Icelandic variation on aquavit and/or schnapps. You take a small square of shark and shove it in your mouth and then wash it down with booze. Sort of like the reverse of biting a lime after slamming tequila.
Literally the mirror image of Ukraine where you take some salted lard rubbed down with garlic after you drink horilka, their vodka equivalent.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I'll never understand why in the 21st century, people still treat rotten food like a "treat". It seems like it's the polar regions that do it the most too. Just cause you've got more ice doesn't mean you can't cook your food. cripes.

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