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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
please don't send pneumonia for SS

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Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
please dont send isis to my house for secret santa

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

bump_fn posted:

you just gotta be clever to get around these liquor laws. i sent a canada goon some american whiskeys a few years ago.

protip: customs does not know what "WÓDKA" is

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

i've got drugs into the country many times

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Mathhole posted:

i did this last year, but was a shittier than average santa.

also i don't think i posted all year.

i will watch and root for bans.

i remember u from last time lol, this must be your first post since then XD

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I just sent out a ~bonus gift~ early because it's coming on the slow boat from the far east. who will get it ?? will it arrive on time???

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
hi yospos-santa-tier

Let's say I wear a size L shirt. I compute portably with an iPhone 6 Plus. The only critters in my apartment are the mice that attempt to get in when the weather turns cold outside.

good things:
Ham Radio gear - I haven't leveled up yet (only at technician level) but radio gear is super rad
Electronics that look cool on a shelf - need to decorate my tiny apartment
Really any comedy computer-related things

un-good things:
Those self-balancing hoverboard things. I want to ride one but I don't want to be seen riding one.

If possible, try to ship things via USPS, because I can just grab it from the post office. Apparently my ZIP is #2 in the nation for getting FedEx and UPS packages stolen off of doorsteps. Someone had a queen-size bedframe in a box stolen a week ago several blocks from my place.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jimmy Carter posted:

good things:
Ham

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

re: christmas my brother-in-law always makes the ham but he coats it with hell of mustard (and I guess some other poo poo) so it's sickly sweet on and near the outside

i need my own ham this year

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
I will send you some ham, Jerry

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

gently caress yes

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



how are you notifying us who we get and all that? :)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Vintersorg posted:

how are you notifying us who we get and all that? :)

what kind of secret santa would that be?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

*sends present to random address*

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
gonna email everyone via the email they signed up with. sounds like a lot of work actually

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Silver Alicorn posted:

gonna email everyone via the email they signed up with. sounds like a lot of work actually

you will crack. see what being santa did to moo cow?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
i am sad that i missed out on a moo cow video last year

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
I would've just spent 10 minutes making a web app to handle this

Will store santa/Santee pairs in plaintext so maybe there can be a santaleak

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
Hii i am on this!

I like computer things, cat things, video games and expensive clothes!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
what's your opinion of world of warcraft: the burning crusade?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Silver Alicorn posted:

what's your opinion of world of warcraft: the burning crusade?

worst way i know of to get an STD

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

Silver Alicorn posted:

what's your opinion of world of warcraft: the burning crusade?

was okay at start, got bad at end :(

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
We snuck science things into argentina past their customs by soldering usb cables to them and saying they were Laptop Peripherals (which are okay)

We wanted to do it to a 4m radio dish but that seemed silly.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
it's a wifi signal booster

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


whomever gets me please give me the old volvo

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Jerry Cotton posted:

re: christmas my brother-in-law always makes the ham but he coats it with hell of mustard (and I guess some other poo poo) so it's sickly sweet on and near the outside

i need my own ham this year

ham is gross

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Bloody posted:

ham is gross

reported for being anti-christmas

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Jerry Cotton posted:

anti-christmas

hell yeah hail satan

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Bloody posted:

ham is gross

I will have none of this in my thread

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

Bloody posted:

hamm is gross

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
finally

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

that raccoon is clawing at the presents - shoot it!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
rude!!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

yeah very rude for a varmint to do that

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Well, is anyone else applying for ~early access~? last chance!!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
well, you have until 5pm PST tomorrow anyway

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

i did it because it's cool

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

someone applied for early access?

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