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Picnic Princess posted:The slice job is worse than the pizza. I would agree if there wasn't obviously huge amounts of canned corn juice soaking all over it
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Nov 14, 2015 08:20
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Aesop Poprock posted:I would agree if there wasn't obviously huge amounts of canned corn juice soaking all over it I wanted to believe it was cheese grease 
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Nov 14, 2015 08:27
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Picnic Princess posted:I wanted to believe it was cheese grease Maybe it's just melted butter for the corn 
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Nov 14, 2015 08:28
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I've had just enough whiskey to make one of these seem like a good idea: 
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Nov 14, 2015 09:34
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Darkpenguin posted:I've had just enough whiskey to make one of these seem like a good idea: _______/ 
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Nov 14, 2015 10:05
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Is roll and pie something that people are familiar with outside scotland? We call those Pie-Buns. We also have sausage rolls in hotdog buns
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Nov 14, 2015 10:31
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Humphreys posted:We call those Pie-Buns. We also have sausage rolls in hotdog buns I so want to try a real meat pie. 
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Nov 14, 2015 11:37
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Samizdata posted:I so want to try a real meat pie. Not so hard to make yourself. You could even probably buy frozen premade dough and some meat stew mixture if you aren't into cooking. I've never heard of a pie-buns before though, we would be more likely to buy a pie and chips with heaps of sauce, or a pie and a sausage roll if we wanted extra fat or carbs if hung over. E: Or pie and a cheese sausage. Fo3 has a new favorite as of 11:49 on Nov 14, 2015 |
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Nov 14, 2015 11:44
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Fo3 posted:Not so hard to make yourself. You could even probably buy frozen premade dough and some meat stew mixture if you aren't into cooking. It was a late-night feast when we were drunk in my home town. You had to walk down 'pie alley' which was a dimly lit alley which was shady as gently caress and get to the loading gate for the early morning deliveries. I miss the shenanigans that happened there. I used to be a host on couchsurfing.com and it was a real trust test for my guests if they followed my shady rear end down that alley for 'food'.
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Nov 14, 2015 13:20
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I know pies often have mystery meat, but that read like you were solving the mystery  E: Spurred on by this thread I made carbonara. Now I wasn't planning on it, so I didn't buy a sauce packet or a jar of sauce or anything especially labelled carbonara, but I had cream, so that's close enough. 1 zuchinni, 1 huge mushroom, 1 onion, 3 garlic cloves, half a jar of passata, half a jar of cream, about 7 olives diced. With a squirt of balsamic and served with bucatini, parsley and parmesan. It was delicious. Fo3 has a new favorite as of 13:33 on Nov 14, 2015 |
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Nov 14, 2015 13:27
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AlbieQuirky posted:People eat drywall and pencils, even when actual food is available. Pica is a he'll of a thing.
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Nov 14, 2015 14:11
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Darkpenguin posted:I've had just enough whiskey to make one of these seem like a good idea: I'm dead sober and would eat that.
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Nov 14, 2015 18:16
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twoday posted:This thread needs some more history about people eating garbage: So this is what vore fetishists wrote to get their jollies off to in the days before the internet.
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Nov 14, 2015 18:21
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:I know this is technically for offensive food, but it isn't too far removed to throw some offensive food packaging on the table too. It's like Pepsico's ridiculous gross-out product push but conceived by idiots.
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Nov 14, 2015 18:35
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Darkpenguin posted:I've had just enough whiskey to make one of these seem like a good idea: I eat garbage plates when I'm drunk, too! And stoned. And sober! In fact I DON'T EAT ANYTHING ELSE
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Nov 14, 2015 18:42
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I had some bacon cheeseburger crackers the other day and they tasted like grease. Two instantly curdled my stomach and I spent the rest of the day in pain. Ended up giving them to the neighbor kids, or I'd post a picture.
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Nov 14, 2015 18:50
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NarwhalParty posted:I had some bacon cheeseburger crackers the other day and they tasted like grease. Two instantly cuddled my stomach and I spent the rest of the day in pain. Ended up giving them to the neighbor kids, or I'd post a picture. I WISH something would cuddle my stomach
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Nov 14, 2015 18:52
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Samizdata posted:I so want to try a real meat pie. There's a pie restaurant in Boston, if that's closer to you than Australia. Actual Australian people have told me the pies are good.
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Nov 14, 2015 18:54
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NarwhalParty posted:I had some bacon cheeseburger crackers the other day and they tasted like grease. Two instantly cuddled my stomach and I spent the rest of the day in pain. Ended up giving them to the neighbor kids, or I'd post a picture. I love goons and their insanely fragile digestive systems
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Nov 14, 2015 18:59
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"Oh, a novelty chip flavor? Well, I certainly TRIED to eat some, but just touching the food item burned my hand and when it touched my tongue I fainted and violently sharted myself. I would give it a 3/10"
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Nov 14, 2015 19:02
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Samizdata posted:I so want to try a real meat pie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTc2iGQUdQw Fo3 posted:You could even probably buy frozen premade dough and some meat stew mixture if you aren't into cooking. please don't do this unless you are desperate and totally inept
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Nov 14, 2015 19:03
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Goons are huge pussies news at 11
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Nov 14, 2015 19:08
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Darkpenguin posted:I've had just enough whiskey to make one of these seem like a good idea: I feel like a plastic fork is a mere formality. You'd either need something metal or, gently caress it, just use your hands. Speaking of novelty chips, did anyone ever try the scalloped potato Lay's? I feel like those would have been okay.
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Nov 14, 2015 20:33
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After years of bitching about fat people, goons finally decide to cut out the middle man and begin yelling at pictures of food.
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Nov 14, 2015 21:16
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cash crab posted:Speaking of novelty chips, did anyone ever try the scalloped potato Lay's? I feel like those would have been okay. I have not, but I did just try a different novelty chip that came up in the last thread that I don't think anyone ever got around to actually trying. I just stopped into the office to pick something up, and a coworker was there with something for me he wanted me to try.  sorry for the terrible camera phone shots in bad lighting, just consider it part of the authentic afp experience Last time it came up in the thread, people were like "it's weird, but it isn't terrible" and I can mostly agree with that. It's bottom quality chocolate on bottom quality chips but I'm not exactly a connoisseur of either so I'm not exactly one to criticize. Those chips on the bag look okay though, ripples and all. What does the actual product look like?  Yeesh. Ugly up top, but I'd imagine it's an even coating all roun-  Welp, so much for that. But really, for a little snack food, aesthetics don't exactly get top billing so I'll give it a pass, since it's all about taste. Still, it kinda looks like a thin coating on the chip, enough that you can get a good taste of the chip and the chocolate without too much overpowering, right? Nope. I had a photo of a chip with a bite taken out of it but my lovely camera and bad office lighting just made it look like a blurry mess, moreso than the other photos were. But the chocolate is easily three times as thick as the chip, and all you get a taste of is some slight saltiness and crunch, but it's just all chocolate all the time, and weird gimmick mix aside, there isn't too much to say about it. It's about what you would expect for the lowest possible grade of ingredients going in, nothing offensive about it except maybe the price, but not good enough to eat more than one. The guy who gave me one said he liked them more than I did, but apparently there's a bunch of broken hunks in the bag that were just chocolate without any chip. ACES CURE PLANES has a new favorite as of 23:06 on Nov 14, 2015 |
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Nov 14, 2015 22:56
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Just looking at that makes my stomach feel ill.
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Nov 14, 2015 23:04
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Aesop Poprock posted:"Oh, a novelty chip flavor? Well, I certainly TRIED to eat some, but just touching the food item burned my hand and when it touched my tongue I fainted and violently sharted myself. I would give it a 3/10" PCOS Bill posted:Goons are huge pussies news at 11
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Nov 14, 2015 23:23
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Darkpenguin posted:I've had just enough whiskey to make one of these seem like a good idea: Eh, I won't lie... give me half a bottle of bourbon and I'll loving wreck that. I've done worse.
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Nov 14, 2015 23:35
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I developed a weird taste for chips in chocolate a while back. It's like a salty Crunch bar when done correctly, but I guess I don't trust Lay's to make a decent one. Also, I like the low-quality pics. Very dismal.Tweet Me Balls posted:After years of bitching about fat people, goons finally decide to cut out the middle man and begin yelling at pictures of food. lol
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cash crab posted:Speaking of novelty chips, did anyone ever try the scalloped potato Lay's? I feel like those would have been okay. I did. They don't stand out too much to me. But I vaguely recall them being the okayest chips ever.
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cash crab posted:I developed a weird taste for chips in chocolate a while back. It's like a salty Crunch bar when done correctly, but I guess I don't trust Lay's to make a decent one. Also, I like the low-quality pics. Very dismal. If you're ever in Norway (or want to pay stupid import prices) you should try these.  So moreish
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Overminty posted:If you're ever in Norway (or want to pay stupid import prices) you should try these. This is why your countrymen come to our side of the border to get their chips. 
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Nov 15, 2015 00:44
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Those are just like those sweet Bugles varieties
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Nov 15, 2015 00:46
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chocolate covered potato chips are really good if done right, and amazing if eaten cold, and I keep a pack of the trader joes ones in my fridge at all times.
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Nov 15, 2015 00:57
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Happy birthday miguel 
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Nov 15, 2015 01:08
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Overminty posted:If you're ever in Norway (or want to pay stupid import prices) you should try these. I love those things but Mom doesn't live in Norway any more. 
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Nov 15, 2015 01:42
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Aesop Poprock posted:Happy birthday miguel It's frosting at least, right? For a second I thought it was toothpaste.
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Overminty posted:If you're ever in Norway (or want to pay stupid import prices) you should try these. drat it, I was supposed to go a few years back. Aesop Poprock posted:Happy birthday miguel Diabeets
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