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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with bacon is another bad guy with bacon. Aw yeah, look at those bad boys. Look at those bad bacon boys having a big bad bacon time. Mmmmm. Bet they're making a mess.
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holy gently caress I thought we made the chat thread specifically to talk about food. I'd say I'd rather go back to discussing whether college students are whiny entitled brats for wanting to be able to say that they don't feel safe on campus or white male concern trolls are the last bastion of free speech thereon but I have a feeling it's all part of the same thing
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This bacon talk has convinced me to go back to veganism. gently caress baconlovers.
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winterwerefox posted:Trump goes on a 95 minute rant about Carson being a retarded rage monkey pedophile and Iowa being full of idiots and we go on a 5 page derail about bacon is there a transcript yet?
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winterwerefox posted:Trump goes on a 95 minute rant about Carson being a retarded rage monkey pedophile and Iowa being full of idiots and we go on a 5 page derail about bacon This subforum isn't far from the subforum where people were punished for suggesting that jellied animal fat was not a healthy diet.
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Electric Bugaloo posted:The only thing that can stop a bad guy with bacon is another bad guy with bacon. Didn't some right wing talk show host bring up the idea of coating bullets in bacon grease this damning Muslims?
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DOOP posted:Didn't some right wing talk show host bring up the idea of coating bullets in bacon grease this damning Muslims? Then I have the product for you!!! http://www.silverbulletgunoil.net quote:Silver Bullet Gun Oil is a HIGHLY EFFECTIVE Counter-Islamo terrorist force multiplier. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL WAS
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DemeaninDemon posted:This subforum isn't far from the subforum where people were punished for suggesting that jellied animal fat was not a healthy diet. Remember when the goon killed his dog by feeding it a low-carb diet
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Trabisnikof posted:Then I have the product for you!!! thats stupid, plus isnt this giving credence to their religion,
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Luigi Thirty posted:Remember when the goon killed his dog by feeding it a low-carb diet No... I do not... 
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Luigi Thirty posted:Remember when the goon killed his dog by feeding it a low-carb diet There was the goon that hosed his dog, the goon who gave up his dog because no time for it due to wow, this goon. Conclusion: goons suck at dog.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:thats stupid, plus isnt this giving credence to their religion, well I guess the idea is you tell them in advance and that takes the suicidalness out of them?
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You don't read the Freep thread do you? Most Muslim-related posts include pork product magic bullets.
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Its official. The French terrorist attacks have driven this thread insane.
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Grouchio posted:Its official. The French terrorist attacks have driven this thread insane. we could relax a bit lets take a look at what the Daily Show had to say about dining hall based discrimination back in the day http://www.cc.com/video-clips/cguv0p/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-no-meal-plan-no-cry OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Nov 14, 2015 |
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Justus posted:The only thing that can stop back bacon is good bacon.
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PUGGERNAUT posted:This comparison only works if there is one dining hall in the whole state and you need a three-day waiting period to order your pasta And you have to sit through a mandatory viewing of a combine harvester mowing through birds, insects and rodents; showing you just how many animal deaths you're contributing to by eating plans, when only one could have died if you'd eaten it directly...  I can't figure out an allegory for the mandatory ultrasound wand rape yet.
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DemeaninDemon posted:You don't read the Freep thread do you? Most Muslim-related posts include pork product magic bullets. I don't hate myself that much, so no
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I just want you guys to know I'm working with HR and our wellness director at the Big Corporate Office to ban all processed sugar. Fried food is next.
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FizFashizzle posted:I just want you guys to know I'm working with HR and our wellness director at the Big Corporate Office to ban all processed sugar. Aren't there people literally afraid of this in NYC
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Luigi Thirty posted:Aren't there people literally afraid of this in NYC I'm literally doing this in Atlanta. The first step is going to be getting rid of the smoothie bar, justified by people thinking they're healthy by virtue of them being a smoothie. Then will come the candy bars. the next step will be replacing all the pastas and poo poo with less tasty alternative, like quinoa pasta wednesday with all natural tomato sauce. Then the sugar. then the fried food. Soon, all they will have is plain grilled chicken breasts and steamed broccoli. muahahahahaha
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FizFashizzle posted:I just want you guys to know I'm working with HR and our wellness director at the Big Corporate Office to ban all processed sugar. Is it OK when wellness programs at employers do it? It's a free market solution to paying out the rear end because your fat gently caress accountant has to miss more work due to losing another limb to the diabetes.
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Mister Macys posted:And you have to sit through a mandatory viewing of a combine harvester mowing through birds, insects and rodents; showing you just how many animal deaths you're contributing to by eating plans, when only one could have died if you'd eaten it directly... You have to eat it through a feeding tube.
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FizFashizzle posted:I just want you guys to know I'm working with HR and our wellness director at the Big Corporate Office to ban all processed sugar. You guys should've been there when word came down that the US Navy was removing deep fryers from all warships. That went over well.
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AlternateNu posted:You guys should've been there when word came down that the US Navy was removing deep fryers from all warships. That went over well. Isn't that somewhat reasonable considering the risk of fire on a ship from mistakes when deep frying?
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PUGGERNAUT posted:You have to eat it through a feeding tube. 
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Luigi Thirty posted:Isn't that somewhat reasonable considering the risk of fire on a ship from mistakes when deep frying? Meh, it was removed purely for health reasons. While fryer fires were relatively common (compared to any other type of shipboard fire), ships have an aqueous potassium carbonate (APC) system set up in every galley pointed specifically at deep fryers. That system would have to completely fail along with all the other swiss cheese crap for a fire to break out due to it. Ain't worth the loss of deep fried lumpia. 
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    wheat is murder
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Meat ship, cooked, looked like an abortion. Bacon on that turkey will turn into coal hours before the stuffing (WHY?!) even broke 100°F.
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Those last two are just cribbed from the GOP's abortion platform page.
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FizFashizzle posted:I just want you guys to know I'm working with HR and our wellness director at the Big Corporate Office to ban all processed sugar. You monster.
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Justus posted:The only thing that can stop bad bacon is good bacon. I'm sorry, but the meme we were looking for was "The only thing that can stop a guy with bad cholesterol is guy with good cholesterol."
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Sounds like a bunch of welfare queens couldn't bring themselves to stop suckling at the teat of subsidized food and embrace the free market alternatives to get their fix of what they want. Just wait until Carson's thought police report you It's really sad the things people consider themselves entitled to to the point of not being able to live without it and getting violent. I'm a huge carnivore but went vegetarian for 10 months just to see if I could and didn't die and I'm sure others could as well On a semi-related note, I've always wondered why fish isn't considered meat by catholics and the like? I mean it's clearly a living animal's flesh, I've always considered it a little disrespectful to the animal to classify it as broccoli
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Epic High Five posted:Sounds like a bunch of welfare queens couldn't bring themselves to stop suckling at the teat of subsidized food and embrace the free market alternatives to get their fix of what they want. Just wait until Carson's thought police report you Lenten meat abstention is about self-denial primarily, so the rules are a bit off the wall.
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Epic High Five posted:Sounds like a bunch of welfare queens couldn't bring themselves to stop suckling at the teat of subsidized food and embrace the free market alternatives to get their fix of what they want. Just wait until Carson's thought police report you The prohibition is technically against eating the flesh of warm-blooded animals and fish are deemed to be cold-blooded. You can eat anything fitting that standard but eating fish is customary thanks to the reality of medieval food preparation (salt fish kept well) and medieval rules lawyering.
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Luigi Thirty posted:The prohibition is technically against eating the flesh of warm-blooded animals and fish are deemed to be cold-blooded. You can eat anything fitting that standard but eating fish is customary thanks to the reality of medieval food preparation (salt fish kept well) and medieval rules lawyering. Interestingly enough, fish is also not considered meat as far as Kosher laws are concerned, hence why you can eat a lox and cream cheese bagel with impunity. 
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