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LethalGeek posted:I had one with a chick I knew was chubby, which was fine because big tits, but then I get there and this one totally violated the boobs vs stomach rule and I was pretty much eh no after that. What's the boobs vs stomach rule?
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MasterControl posted:What's the boobs vs stomach rule? Yes to boobs, no to stomach.
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Nov 11, 2015 20:00
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Cute, though at 26 I'm afraid the Rockabilly is terminal. HiroProtagonist posted:I hope her OKC pics were better than her tumblr avatar pic, because it's literally tryhard.jpg with a special sprinkling of myspace. They were worse, friend. Like, I don't know how a 34-year-old woman can have such a bad case of the myspace, but then again she is from Portland and seems generally unwell.
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Nov 11, 2015 20:05
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Maoist Pussy posted:This one seems OK. What am I missing? Grammar is not sexy, it is standard. Being turned on by the competence expected of a 12-year-old is problematic.
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Nov 11, 2015 20:14
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MasterControl posted:What's the boobs vs stomach rule? The classic definition is "boobs stick out farther = pass , stomach sticks out farther = fail".
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Nov 11, 2015 20:17
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Aferisan posted:Is casual dating real? According to the CDC, the median number of sexual partners for men 25-44 is 6.6. So no, most OKC dates don't end in sex. Also this is self reported do I'm gonna assume the real number is closer what women of that age group report, 4.3. Also this makes me feel good because I am above the median 
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Nov 11, 2015 20:23
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darth cookie posted:Yo you should hit up this woman from a couple of pages back: Gotta sign up for online dating quick!!!
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Nov 11, 2015 20:53
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Stinky_Pete posted:Grammar is not sexy, it is standard. Being turned on by the competence expected of a 12-year-old is problematic. Really? I figured it would just mean she's not expecting much out of her dates, which should be a good thing. Especially when compared to the manifesto posted by Hadaka Apron. Bored fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Nov 11, 2015 |
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Nov 11, 2015 21:14
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Chomp8645 posted:The classic definition is "boobs stick out farther = pass , stomach sticks out farther = fail". The Venus of Willendorf shows you even cavemen knew this rule.
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Nov 11, 2015 21:20
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Stinky_Pete posted:Grammar is not sexy, it is standard. Being turned on by the competence expected of a 12-year-old is problematic. I'm afraid that a lot of people are unspeakably dumb, and this woman might just be making a joke about people that use bad grammar on the internet.
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Nov 11, 2015 21:26
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Opulent Ceremony posted:The Venus of Willendorf shows you even cavemen knew this rule. The Artemis of Ephesus shows us that Bronze Age people liked women with 400 titties.
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Nov 11, 2015 21:33
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IMO the problem with that profile is 'no stoners morons or dudes with kids' which automatically disqualifies pretty much everyone I can think of that might want to date a grown woman who is into psychobilly
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Nov 11, 2015 21:37
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MC Eating Disorder posted:IMO the problem with that profile is 'no stoners morons or dudes with kids' which automatically disqualifies pretty much everyone I can think of that might want to date a grown woman who is into psychobilly Yeah but she presumably has a vagina and breasts so you know, I might actually overlook the whole rockabilly thing. Also I'm not sure why dudes with kids would be more attracted to a psychobilly
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Nov 11, 2015 21:40
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I, personally, would never do sex to the sort of woman who wears unusual fashions.
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Nov 11, 2015 22:19
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Maoist Pussy posted:The Artemis of Ephesus shows us that Bronze Age people liked women with 400 titties. who doesnt
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Nov 11, 2015 22:34
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i hit a dry spell with okc just being boring people. not being interesting/attractive enough to message but not insane enough to post about itt turns out that there's a lot more going on on POF in cleveland than there is on OKC, which makes sense since people in cleveland are obsessed with lovely, run-down things
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Nov 11, 2015 23:26
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:When I used it I would say that 50% ended that way or could have. As a guy you never think you'll turn down sex, but some of these women will make you a believer. it's kinda weird to go on a date with someone you'd turn down for sex. as a guy i mean.
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Nov 11, 2015 23:38
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Killer Queen posted:Yeah, bookslut weirdo has no justification for lording it over other people's creepy tendencies when proclaiming how much she loves blowjobs and anal sex in her goddamn OKC profile multiple times for every person in Portland to see publicly. I just don't understand these people. That poo poo is private. You talk about it with your partners and maybe your friends. You don't shout it to the streets for everyone and their grandma to see online. It's really nice of her to mention that she would be willing to gently caress Guillermo del Toro at the end of her profile. Good to know that goons who look like him might have a chance of sleeping with a crazy person.
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Nov 11, 2015 23:41
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Groovelord Neato posted:it's kinda weird to go on a date with someone you'd turn down for sex. as a guy i mean. I dunno man there's plenty of physically attractive single women I shouldn't stick my dick in, but I learned that the hard way
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Nov 11, 2015 23:45
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Groovelord Neato posted:it's kinda weird to go on a date with someone you'd turn down for sex. as a guy i mean. Everyone catfishes! Can't be sure of the angle, old pics, weird feet. Lots of poo poo shows up when your out of the app.
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i've never been catfished so i cannot comment.
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Nov 12, 2015 01:12
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I want to have sex with a woman, and soon
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Chomp8645 posted:The classic definition is "boobs stick out farther = pass , stomach sticks out farther = fail". The proper term is "Booty Doo" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=booty+doo
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Captain Yossarian posted:I want to have sex with a woman, and soon
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Captain Yossarian posted:I want to have sex with a woman, and soon What about Nately's whore, or Nurse Duckett?
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calvus posted:The proper term is "Booty Doo" Booty doo what nintendon't.
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Hey 83% match who's actually in shape and in their 40s, loving awesome lets see what this says. Looking for: Women. ....really OKC?
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LethalGeek posted:Hey 83% match who's actually in shape and in their 40s, loving awesome lets see what this says. I have seen several women on OKC who describe themselves as bisexual and then waited until the last line of their profiles to say that they weren't into cis dudes.
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Nov 13, 2015 19:09
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LethalGeek got bait and switched by OKC.
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Nov 13, 2015 19:10
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Hadaka Apron posted:I have seen several women on OKC who describe themselves as bisexual and then waited until the last line of their profiles to say that they weren't into cis dudes.
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i once saw a straight woman get more and more desperate about men not messaging her on pof in her profile, and then noticed that she set her message preferences such that only women could message her lol
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Nov 13, 2015 19:44
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Hadaka Apron posted:I have seen several women on OKC who describe themselves as bisexual and then waited until the last line of their profiles to say that they weren't into cis dudes. LUG - Lesbian Until Growthefuckoutofthisgenderbullshit
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Nov 13, 2015 21:59
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I'm gay save for very fancy occassions
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Nov 13, 2015 22:14
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I'm gay until Saved.
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Nov 13, 2015 22:18
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I failed my save against the Gay.
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Nov 13, 2015 22:37
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I was gay but the doctors caught it early. They say there's still risk of a relapse but I'm just taking it one day at a time and living life to the fullest.
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Shima Honnou posted:i once saw a straight woman get more and more desperate about men not messaging her on pof in her profile, and then noticed that she set her message preferences such that only women could message her lol that's not really an excuse in 2015, if you've used any dating site you know theres dude profiles straight marked as chicks with no words and an ab selfie
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Had my coffee date with Russian lawyer lady today. She is smart and sexy and I hope I see her again.
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Chomp8645 posted:Had my coffee date with Russian lawyer lady today. She is smart and sexy and I hope I see her again. how were her gams?
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paco650 posted:how were her gams? I forget, does "gams" mean legs or boobs?
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