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Root Bear posted:He asked for a beer, not a song! Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema!
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^^^^ Man alive! There are... men alive in here!Doctor_Fruitbat posted:I fooouund, two buuucks... Boy, I sure could go for
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I'm a good....quote...guy.
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Deviant posted:I'm a good....quote...guy. The exports of TVIV are numerous in amount. One thing they export is... corn. Or as the goons call it, "maize." Another famous goon was "Deviant." In conclusion, TVIV is a subforum of many contrasts. Thank you.
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After The War posted:The exports of TVIV are numerous in amount. One thing they export is... corn. Or as the goons call it, "maize." Another famous goon was "Deviant." In conclusion, TVIV is a subforum of many contrasts. Thank you. 
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After The War posted:The exports of TVIV are numerous in amount. One thing they export is... corn. Or as the goons call it, "maize." Another famous goon was "Deviant." In conclusion, TVIV is a subforum of many contrasts. Thank you. If you said "Bleeding Gums" Deviant and Dr. After The War you are wrong - they were never popular.
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TMMadman posted:If you said "Bleeding Gums" Deviant and Dr. After The War you are wrong - they were never popular. Hey, you're right! Well, first thing tomorrow I'm going to punch Deviant in the back in the head.
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Deviant posted:I'm a good....quote...guy. Oh I love your forum. My favorite section is "How to increase your word power." That thing is really, really, really... good. 
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Hey, you're right! Well, first thing tomorrow I'm going to punch Deviant in the back in the head. My head! The doctor says i'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
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TMMadman posted:If you said "Bleeding Gums" Deviant and Dr. After The War you are wrong - they were never popular. Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too? Dr. After The War posted:It's true, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!
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Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
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After The War posted:The exports of TVIV are numerous in amount. One thing they export is... corn. Or as the goons call it, "maize." Another famous goon was "Deviant." In conclusion, TVIV is a subforum of many contrasts. Thank you. Goons, please, do you want to be like the real TVIV or do you just want to squabble and waste time?
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Goons, please, do you want to be like the real TVIV or do you just want to squabble and waste time? Why I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Goons, please, do you want to be like the real TVIV or do you just want to squabble and waste time? Boardroom Jimmy, please, the goons would prefer to pick on someone their own size.
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After The War posted:The exports of TVIV are numerous in amount. One thing they export is... corn. Or as the goons call it, "maize." Another famous goon was "Deviant." In conclusion, TVIV is a subforum of many contrasts. Thank you. Sports Argument Stadium! Tell us about your forum's achievements! Well, I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once...at night. And there was that submarine, with the screen doors..
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Do over Ham posted:Sports Argument Stadium! Tell us about your forum's achievements! And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever took on. Except for the Popsicle stick skyscraper, and that 50 ft magnifying glass, and the escalator to nowhere....
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jscolon2.0 posted:And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever took on. Except for the Popsicle stick skyscraper, and that 50 ft magnifying glass, and the escalator to nowhere.... You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of here in Springfield: one, the bats in the public library -- -- two, Mrs. McFierly's compost heap -- -- and three, our six-term mayor, the illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking, spendocrat Diamond Joe Quimby.
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Do over Ham posted:You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of here in Springfield: one, the bats in the public library -- Hey! I am no longer illiterate.
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Monday_ posted:Hey! I am no longer illiterate. My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here, railroaded by our liberal justice system, just like Colonel Oliver North, Officer jscolon2.0, and cartoon "smokesperson" Joe Camel. 
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Class3KillStorm posted:My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here, railroaded by our liberal justice system, just like Colonel Oliver North, Officer jscolon2.0, and cartoon "smokesperson" Joe Camel. Because you need me, TVIV. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower registration fees, permaban posters, and rule you like an admin! That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a forum to run.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Because you need me, TVIV. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower registration fees, permaban posters, and rule you like an admin! That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a forum to run. Bake him away, toys 
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DarklyDreaming posted:Bake him away, toys What?!?! ...Oh, yes, all that stuff I did...
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:What?!?! I did the iggy...
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:What?!?! Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from the federal government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then I'll soon be guilty of that!
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IMJack posted:Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says guilty. And guilty is spelled wrong.
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Another day, another box of stolen pens!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says guilty. And guilty is spelled wrong. I move for a bad... court... thingy.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:I move for a bad... court... thingy. You mean a misquote?
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I'm Henry the Eighth, I am, Henry the Eighth, I am, I am. I've been eating since 6 A.M. For dessert I'll have dinner again! My name's synonymous with gluttony. I'll always eat a turkey or a ham...
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How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini! 
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TMMadman posted:You mean a misquote? That's why you're the goon and I'm the law-talking-guy!
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PT6A posted:That's why you're the goon and I'm the law-talking-guy! Hired goons?
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Everything Counts posted:Hired goons? Can't stop... doing... The Monkey!
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Writer Cath posted:Can't stop... doing... The Monkey! That monkey is going to pay!
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Mister Kingdom posted:That monkey is going to pay! Mister Kingdom, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.
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Everything Counts posted:Hired goons? I hope Crusher and Low-Blow didn't hurt you? 
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Root Bear posted:Another day, another box of stolen pens! Root Bear, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family? Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them? And, what if your family don't like bread? They like...pens?
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Do over Ham posted:Root Bear, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family? Do you have a better idea? 
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Root Bear posted:Do you have a better idea? That's your solution to everything, go live under the sea, and it's not gonna happen!
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:That's your solution to everything, go live under the sea, and it's not gonna happen! That goon ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!
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